Monday, December 29, 2008

Border Jumpers Shirts

Okay wankers! This is serious business! These shirts will be available in very limited quantities during TexMex. You can take your chance at obtaining one down there, OR you can preorder now! I will be closing this option in 48 hrs. If you order a shirt you must be able to pay for it this Saturday! The order will be placed first thing on Thursday. If I do not see a comment wanting one then it will be what you manage with the Border Jumpers. The price for the shirts will be $10.oo. Both standard and women's style are available. Remember the woman's run smaller than average. If you bought a FUCK YEAH then you know what I mean. The top design on both images is the front and the diamond the back. Bud all red w white and I heart BJ is black w white and red writing. I will post this on hash space as well. Teacher will not be buying that much extra, so as an option I wanted to give a shout out. For these are "fun" shirts and I know how us Kimchi love the FUN! So do it do it now. Tell me how you want it...the shirt that is!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

CKH3 #145

What: CKH3 #145

When: Saturday, January 3rd at 2:00 PM

Where: Coach's Sports Bar‎ - 729 Garden of the Gods Rd, Colorado Springs, CO‎ - (719) 599-8229‎

Hares: Not So Silent Bob, Nuthin’ But Net and Stormpooper

Directions: Exit I-25 at Garden of the Gods and head west (toward the mountains). Coach’s is located off of the southwest corner of GOTG/Chestnut in Colorado Springs.

Bring: The standard $5 and thirst for beer. Trail is A to B. Also make sure to dress warm.
Minora Beer Bong
The Minora Beer Bong @ the Red Dres Run

Red Dress Run

On the Trail
Red Dress Run - Kimchi Hash House #144

More to cum.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Happy Birthday!

It's Donnie's birthday today! Happy Birthday, fag! A proper tribute is located at C-4's blog.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Red Dress Letter:

I am going to drink you under the table on Saturday. My day will start with tapping the keg with you at noon (at an undisclosed location) and concuming so much beer that even you don't seem like such a fag. You are going down, sucka.

Oh, and just so you know, apparently we're having a drinking competition on Saturday. I think I just came up with it. Oh well, can't take back all the smack talk now, can I?


Monday, December 15, 2008


Sunday, December 14, 2008

Kimchi Red Dress


The Kimchi red dress run starts this Saturday, 2PM, at Mo's Diner.  Mo's is located at 108 Manitou Ave, 80829.  However, you must park at the Manitou High baseball field.  To get there from I-25, exit Cimmarron and head towards the mountains.  Turn right on 31st street, then turn left (towards Manitou) on Colorado Avenue.  After a mile or so on Colorado there is a stoplight at the T-intersection with Beckers Lane.  Turn right on Beckers and head half a block to the baseball fields.  Park there and walk back to the stoplight and you can see Mo's from there.  Mo's is directly across the street from Castaway's.  

Hash cash is five bones.  There is also a bar on trail, so bring some extra loot.  Trail is relatively tame but keep the high heels at home.  Your feet will probably get wet and circle is outside, so plan accordingly.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Kimchi red dress

It will start at Mo's Diner.  Directions to be posted shortly.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

RED DRESS (#144)

What: CKH3 #144 (RED DRESS)
When: December 20, 2008, 2 P.M.
Where: Castaways Restaurant, 107 Manitou Ave. Manitou Springs, CO 80829
Directions: Exit I-25 at Cimarron and go west (turns into HWY 24). Get off at Manitou Ave. Castaways is on the left hand side. Look for ugly dudes in red dresses.
Bring: $5, Hash Cash, Whistle, Virgins, Thirst for Beer and Net's mom. Also wear a red dress... unless you're Brownie. We all know he never wears a red dress... just red lingerie underneath.
Hare: Brownie & MILF

Monday, December 1, 2008

CKH3 #143

What: CKH3 #143
When: December 6, 2008, 2 P.M.
Where: Pike Elementary School 2510 N Chestnut StColorado Springs, CO 80907
Directions: Exit I-25 at Fillmore and go west. Immediately turn left (south) on Chestnut. Pike will be on the right hand side about a mile down the road off of the corner of Chestnut/Van Buren.
Bring: $5, Hash Cash, Whistle, Virgins, Thirst for Beer and Net's mom.
Hare: Bicycle Bleeder

Starting point for #143

Pike Elementary School 2510 N Chestnut StColorado Springs, CO 80907 mapquest it.
This is where it all started. Going back to my roots. This was where I was a Pike Pirate!
Dog friendly. Dress appropriately depending on weather...if good snow expect a change of pace. Wear gloves. Look for an update Morning of Hash, if some additional item may need to be brought. Sorry for the late post... On On B-B Otches!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Another BP sound bite:

From a conversation earlier today between NBN and Brown Pussy:

NBN: Remember, you have to wear granny panties to the next hash to get your retard tab.

BP: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.

NBN: Yeah, they're only $0.88 at Walmart in the ladies section.

BP: Well, I might want to get some cute ones, dude.

Brownie at Tex-Mex?

Friday, November 28, 2008

Pitt - 19, wvu - 15

Don't expect to hear from Granny for a while!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


Do the Kimchi still have a hash? Just sayin', because I haven't seen any info about the start point.

C4 as a little girl

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Text from Brown Pussy this morning:

"I blacked out after smashing beer cans on the table with my fist. :( How bad did I get?"

Thursday, November 20, 2008


Just an FYI for the few Kimchi hashers who aren't afraid to chase some shiggy in shitty weather. This is in the area we'll be at on Saturday. Autowankers, or "non-real hashers" as Net would call them before driving to the end, don't need to worry.

"Just thought I'd mention this as a caution, we've been having a rash of "smash and grab" car break-ins here in the Rockrimmon area over the past week. Most have occurred during the day, a couple in the parking garage and parking lot of the building I work in, and several others in other nearby locations (we're right next to Ute Valley Park). It's best not to leave valuables in your car when parking at the trail head."

Now, I'm going to jerk off to the pic below...

Erotica for the desperate

Was digging through pics of some past hashes and found this from Liquid Plumber's hash back in September. I found myself strangely fascinated by the technique being displayed......Donkey Thong rocks!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Kimchi #142

CKH3 #142
2 P.M.
6920 Native Circle, CSCO, 80919
Hare: STD Bitch


What: CKH3 #142
When: November 22, 2008, 2 P.M.
Where: 6920 Native Circle, CSCO, 80919
Bring: $5, Hash Cash, Whistle, Virgins, Thirst for Beer
Hare: STD Bitch
Trail: Live shiggy ecstasy!

CKH3 #142


Beta for the next Kimchi hash:

Starts 2PM at 6920 Native Circle, CSCO, 80919. Use mapquest, but it's kinda sorta up north near Ute Valley Park. STD Bitch is bustin' her hare cherry (no pictures please, though amateur porn videos can be filmed...), and it'll be a live one! She's even said she only wants a five minute head start!

Monday, November 10, 2008


Ever notice how quiet Granny gets after a WVU loss?

Sunday, November 9, 2008

New naming!

Say hello to "Nubbin Butt Love."

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Beenies limited number 10.00 at raisen's hash this Saturday. Future Shirts can be in Girlie cut as well please give me a heads up if you want the TexMex BJ/Kimchi and what size. Granny on your shirt, why are you going with a guy over seas? Why not our guy? May be cheaper here...Also is there no sign of Kimchi on it? Send me something on HashSpace.
Working on the Beaver shirt for you, may have it ready Sunsday.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Mug Sighting

So there I not at Arctic. I decided why not lets go to the Flatlanders Halloween Hash. I arrive and there before my very eyes was Bleeder's and Lincoln's mugs on trail. I think Bleeder's mug had a little more fun though. It kept appearing amongst nekkid hashers. Amazingly no teabagging was ever seen. It had quite a fun time with a virgin and then suddenly posed with a topless, pumpkin headed hasher. Well, Bleeder's mug had a great time in San Diego as some of you might know. However, she does not seem to want to go home just yet. She is thinking of heading east for a bit and then who knows after that. She is having fun and meeting lots of new hashers. Unfortunately not all the pictures can be posted but I will gladly show them to anyone if they ask. I will also do this whenever I get more photos from her. Lincoln's mug made a guest appearance but thinks he might go back east for a bit. I wonder if they are collecting frequent flyer miles?

Friday, October 31, 2008

Raisin Smuggler's first Trail!

What: CKH3 #141
When: November 8, 2008, 2 P.M. Pre-lube 1pm
Where: Adam's Apple Lounge 3302 Austin Bluffs Parkway # A Colorado Springs, CO
Hares: Raisin Smuggler, Lick My Lincoln
Bring: $5, Hash Cash, Whistle, Virgins, Thirst for Beer
Trail: Shiggy, trail only is dog friendly
Phone for info: Raisin 719-231-1777

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Any EL Paso Hashers out there

Looking for contact info for a old YKH3 & CRCH3 hasher named Wrinkled Old Penis who is currently in El PAso Tx wanting to hash. I have mentioned Tex-Mex to him and he is looking into it. Thanks for the help

Decision Time

Ok so I got with a shirt company for the price, all in all pretty reasonable. Question would you want on-on going down the sleeve, or a foot design, if the foot was one color 1 dollar extra per shirt if it was 3 colors then 3 dollars extra per shirt. Or we can leave the sleeves blank and it would be a plain black long sleeve t-shirt with the last posted HASH design no vote for Kimchi just plain. What do you all think? The price I got was for 20 shirts total.

Bleeder if you have questions or would like to add something contact me offline or through Wheeler.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The gov is a lightweight!

Sarah Palin dropped by the Kimchi on-after for some campaining. If you're voting based on drinking skills, Ms. Palin went from sober to crashed on the floor in about ten minutes.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Double POOP

Well friends no reason to sugar coat it. As it stands right now I will be leaving the great state of Colorado and all the cool Kimchi kids. I do not know when I report but I am heading to Ft Sill to be a Drill Sergeant talk about gay, with the exception of one bar ( micro brew ) the only beer you can get is 3.2% unless I drive to Texas and hit the local wal-mart. Plus side 2 1/2 hours from Dallas, 45 min from Oklahoma City but from looking it will be a drive to any hash over there. Downside is well I'll be a fucking Drill Sergeant, working all the time away from my wife and in Oklahoma the only thing gayer than that is Brownie. I'll keep you all updated on this as we get closer. If all works out I plan to make BFE and the IH2009 in winter park before leaving the fun behind.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Lost Property cont'

So apparently there was a big fight between Lincoln's and Bleeder's mugs. The argument led to lincoln's mug leaving and going east instead of west. I am sure they will reconcile and the mug might go visit the west coast.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Lost Property

So apparently my truck collected some lost property. One is that I now have someone's shoe. Only one now though. Must have made the last trail fun. Yes I still have your patch Nascock, show up to trail for once and you might get it back.

I did find some mugs in my truck but they must have hopped a flight or something because when I got home from Texas all I found was a note saying they wanted to see what California was like. They did say they would be at Tex-Mex though. The note said that Lincoln's mug got tired of waiting for him to come to a hash so it decided to go and hash on its own. I think Bleeder's mug went with it to keep it company. I need to double check on that though.

Monday, October 13, 2008

New Shirt Idea

Ok so I found this picture on a friends profile and thought it was cool. Then I decided it would make a cool t-shirt. Now I am not sure weather to have it blank with no words on the front or the Vote For KIMCHI of course this can be a different color to show up. If we leave it blank it could almost be a multiy hash shirt that other hashers could buy from us without reprise for sporting honest to goodness Kimchi t-shirts.
So this leaves us with many poll's or votes to decide this thing because currently there is nothing on the back and I was thinking with the weather getting cooler a long sleeve t-shirt might be a good idea even if we would have to charge a little more for the shirt. If we go with the long sleeve I was thinking we could put either on on down the sleeve or just a foot going down the sleeve.
Tell me what you think and once it is figured out I could contact a place I found and get us a price so what do you say.
Are there any Kimchi tab shirts left I have a virgin who wants to come to the hash and mentioned he loved the tab and would buy one of those on his 1st hash

Halloweenie Hash:

What: CKH3 #140 (The Six Days Until Halloweenie Hash)
When: Saturday, October 25th at 2:00 PM.
Where: Trinity Brewing Company, 1466 Garden of the Gods Rd. in the Springs.
Bring: The Yeti Cave, the Gerbil Tunnel, the hashit, the gnome, $5, a thirst for beer, Net's mom, some virgins and maybe a sweatshirt.
Hare: Just Carlos
Directions: Trinity Brewing is on GotG just west of Centennial Blvd. on the north side of the street. Call them at 719-634-0029 if you need better directions.
Costumes: Are completely optional. Most Kimchi hashers are dorks and will probably wear them... be forewarned. Mooo
hooo ha ha ha.


Can someone please post the info for the next Kimchi hash? Are we even having a trail? Do we even have a hash anymore?

And have fun out there - I'll be at the coffin races!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008


Well Apparently the Kimchi Van has the hottest seats in town! With this said, I need to unfortunately make a requirement of 20.00 to hold your seat on the Van. I'm doing this to avoid arguments of who gets to go or stay. I'm not wanting to choose nor make NBN do it. The 20.00 is nonrefundable. Period. If someone buys your seat from you, different situation.If this does happen must confirm NBN or myself knows as well. The 20.00 will go towards the lump billing of seat, which depends on total amount of people. The Van itself is 500.00 and the gas approx. is 350.00 so total is 850.00.
So if all seats are filled, it will as little as 57.00 per!Awesome Fuck Yeah! Round Trip!
So at this upcoming Kimchi Hash, Kelly/Wheeler Squeeler will be my Proxy.I will be at the GABF!So if you are getting a mug and a seat and on trail be prepared to bring at least 65.00!Mugs Are 40$Seats 20.00
The following people are paid for or automatic*

That leaves only 8 seats left!
Please understand why I initiated this...Seeing the huge participation of the newsletter, made me realize the potential disaster!It may even require a second Van! Holy PooP that would be awesome!So this is posted on HashSpace, Newsletter and HashTrash CKH3. If I missed someone please inform...
On On

BJH3 + CKH3 =


Monday, October 6, 2008

CKH3 #139


Who: C-4 and brownie

What: CKH3 #139

When: Saturday, October 11, 2008, at 2PM-ish.

Where: Rampart Range Road shooting range. To get there, head into Garden of the Gods from Manitou. About 50 meters past Balanced Rock, there’s a dirt road on your left. Follow this dirt road about five miles ‘till you see the folks with guns. The road is slow going but there’s no need for 4WD vehicles. It is a pain in the ass go get up there, so anyone interested in carpooling and pre-hash PBR's should meet at my house (120 Deer Path, Manitou, 80829) before 1:30PM to carpool. The hares would really appreciate this as it'll cut down on car runs after the hash. Besides, you’ll need a few drinks to gather up the courage for this trail.

Why: Because Westwank is gonna fuck up the Denver hash, so if you want to get in a good trail this weekend there's only one choice. And because rumors have it that there might be some Firefly Vodka on trail.

You will get wet and dirty, and possibly shot, on this trail.

Oh my GAWD!!!



WHO ARE THE HARES????!!!!??!!

How's that, Browneye?

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Fuck Yeah IPA! really does exist!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Got this off of hash space!

Low Profile is ordering new kimchi wooden mugs! Anyone need one?



Folks, I need to replace a broken mug and so, I'm going to order one with the CKH3 snowman patch on it. Do any of you, who don't already have one, want me to order you one? My plan is to place the order on either Thurs or Fri. Let me know if you want one and what name you want on it.

On On,
Low Pro

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Just got this on the other CKH3 website:

Destiny has it that I will be Hashing with the Kimchi Hash sometime soon...unlike the last attempt in 2007...damn the many biers, so little time.

Am departing the Bier country I have sequestered myself in for the last 9 (gads! that long?) years (minus a visit to the sandbox), to return to the land of my birth - Colorado. 1983 was the last time I lived there longer than 2-hashes (leave/vacation), so I guess my sorry ass needs to find beer goggles to look at the pretty (non-existant) horse pastures with.

The military, in all it's wisdom, has deemed it necessary for me to find my own Import/Export service to transfer my booze back home, so I am not sure how much bier I will be able to drag back as a dowery to the Hash. More (bier and info) to follow.

Look forward (or backwards over my shoulder) to finally hashing in CO! Home Kennel is Surf City HHH, Santa Cruz, CA. Hashed all over Germany and CA, with a jaunt in Sweden.

Until then...

Are You?

Brave Brave Sir Robin


Friday, September 26, 2008

Some of these are totally Kimchi!


What do you guys think?

Sunday, September 21, 2008

CO Invihash Pics

Okay, so it has taken me a while but here are my pics from Co Invihash. It was a blast.


Friday, September 19, 2008

Kimchi Baseball!

Figured some of you guys might get a kick out of my pitching staff in my fake baseball league... Brownie is on his way to his first first Cy Young/Fireman of the year while Granny, Ass Gagger and No Girth are all sub three ERAs! Don't worry, some of you others are position players. Lick My Lincoln is a big time minor league prospect (I'm bringing him up to The Show next season). My only complaint... MILF and Donnie The Retard are underachieving this season! You bastards!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Today is the Day

Net your beloved Colorado Buffs are going down just like Brownie at a gay bar. I hope you all drink lots of beer and enjoy seeing WVU walk all over the Buffs tonight, and just think I will be watching the game with you. So don't cry to much it is nothing a little Thunderbird wont take care of.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

This is so Trash and Kimchi

Hashers know how to live.

I love hot tubs at hash events.

My new palm pilot.

Brownie's next birthday cake.


...we kick it old school!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sunday, September 14, 2008

CKH3 #138 - Lick My Lincoln

What: Colorado Kimchi H3 #138 - Lick My Lincoln
When: Saturday, September 27 at 2:00 PM
Where: Workers Lounge‎ 2627 Delta Dr, Colorado Springs, CO 80910 -- grownups use Google Maps
Who:Lick My Lincoln
TRAIL: A to B trail and end are dog friendly, start is not
BRING: $ hash cash, shagbag (dry shoes and socks), virgins, Net's Mom, Wisconsin Lunchbox makings

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Tha Hare list ...

Wankers, we're covered through November, but think about this:

Remember that GREAT little dive bar you found one Tuesday evening when your dog ran away and you spent thirteen hours wandering around looking for him?

Remember when you, disheartened, disgruntled and dehydrated, sat down on the gum-encrusted bar stool, ordered a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon which was served to you in an old, slightly dirty Mason jar, thought to yourself, "Wow, this would be a great place to start a Hash?"

Well, this is your chance!!!! Sign up to Hare! Contact Lick My Lincoln to find out what dates are available and make YOUR mark on Kimchi history!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

CKHK3 #137 - Liquid Plumber and his cop wife

When: Saturday, September 13 at 2:00 PM
Where: Finish Line Lounge 1812 E Monument St. Colorado Springs, CO 80909 -- grownups use Google Maps
Who:Liquid Plumber and Just Heather
TRAIL: A to B trail and end are dog friendly, start is not
BRING: $ hash cash, shagbag, virgins, Net's Mom, a folding camp chair for the end because otherwise, you'll be sitting on rocks.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Nacheaux's pics

Nacheaux's Invihash pics can be seen here.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

fuck yeah!

still the champs!

I didn't think the Kimchi hash could ever top some of our TexMex performances, but Invihash might have been our best weekend ever. Sure wish I could remember it.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

How about College Football

Instead of putting this on my blog ( nobody really checks it out anyway). I decided this was the best place to talk about opening day of college football.

First there was talk from Brownie of how this was going to be PITT's year well it could happen stranger things have happened however losing to Bowling Green in the season opener doesn't help much.

WVU from the heighlights seemed rather impressive, seems that Pat White has spent the offseason learning how to actually throw the ball and quite well I might add, 3 TD passes, but do not worry his speed is still there so don't forget about that. 19 more days folks and the Mountaineers will be in Colorado, so remember drink lots of beer and take lots of pictures and enjoy the game, cause I would have if I was there.

Then of course there is Rich Rodrigez and the Michigan Wolverines at home losing to Utah wow didn't see that one coming, it looked like Michigan had a chance of course the refee's mad some piss poor calls and personally walked them 60 yards up the feild to attempt to tie the game but a over thrown pass on the two point conversion was the deciding factor. Apparently Rich's wife still stays up at night and cry's because her friends all now hate her and her husband for leaving WV and something I didn't know was he was actually mayor of his town, but I guess that has changes as well and he feels betrayed, well fuck him he talked a big game and betrayed the team he was coaching by leaving before a championship game so who betrayed who.

On another note Brownie I am still waiting on that PITT shirt so I can uphold my end of the bet from last season, if need be maybe I can find a gay one to order then I can give it to you for your collection when I am done. I am already thinking of a bet for this year you will need to come up with something if PITT wins again ( look in the books after they win they lose the next 2-3 ) anyway if WVU wins I am thinking you should sing John Denver's Country Roads at Karaoke just like WVU will be blasting that song at the end of the game after they win. I hope every one is doing great until next time I'm out

Monday, August 25, 2008


Dear God, somebody please buy this registration...

[ColoH3] One More Invihash Rego For Sale‏:
Make an offer and its yours.
On On
Nappy (

I'll buy the purchaser pitchers of beer in Walsenburg. Juicy Pearl, you should come!


Sunday, August 24, 2008


Here are some pictures of Granny's R and R as well as BFE and last weeks MOPP.

Click the link..

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Liquid Plumber

Someone PLEEEEEEEASE have Plumber get hold of me! We gotta get his trail info out soon!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

good times!

Thanks to all those who came out to the MOPP hash!

Monday, August 18, 2008


Everyone, especially Not So Silent Bob, read this! Due to the hippie DNC party in Denver on August 28th (the same night as the MOPP hash before Invihash), the Secret Service will be shutting down I-25 within five miles of Invesco Field at "around 5:30 PM."

Don't let this make you late to the MOPP prelube! Also, tell your friends in Denver... (yeah right, as if people who live in this state want to come to a Kimchi hash....).

I just don't want anyone stuck on I-25 when they could be getting shitty with us in Manitou Springs! And for all you liberals out there... you'll just be trading one hippie party in for an even better one (since we're hashing in Manitou).

Saturday, August 16, 2008

WVU vs Buffs

Ok all, you are just 30 short days away from a good ol' fashioned Kimchi vs PPH4 and friends football ass whoopin, only this time it is college football. So Net have you been able to get tickets yet or are you still working on it, Wheeler is curious? Who else is going to go and root for the loseing home team?

After the game I predict a something will be set on fire, because this statement holds true trust me. Oh and Congrats on staying undefeated against PPH4

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

CO Invihash pre-lube


For those not flying directly into Walsenburg International Airport, there will be an Invihash pre-lube hared by the Colorado Kimchi H3! Start time is 6PM on Thursday, August 28th.

Start point is at the Townhouse Lounge, located at 907 Manitou Avenue in Manitou Springs, 80829. This is about ten minutes from Colorado Springs. From I-25, take the exit for US-24W (exit #141). Continue west (towards the mounatins) and take the exit for Manitou Springs. Continue towards the big mountain once the ramp dumps you off on Manitou Ave. A good parking spot is at Memorial Park, look for the big train as you hit the main drag of town.

From the Townhouse, hashers will be loaded up into vehicles, blindfolded, and taken to a secret start point. It's a Kimchi hash, so trail will include shiggy, mud, stream crossings, Pabst Blue Ribbon, graffiti, Brass Monkeys, jello shots, and a few other surprises. Trail also includes a pub crawl.

Hash cash is $5 to cover the trail, and pay-as-you-go for the pub crawl.

Lots of crash space available in the Springs area. Colorado hashers contact someone in the area, any out of staters can get ahold of me and I'll see what I can do.

Any other questions feel free to get ahold of me. Any bitching or whining or moaning, please contact someone from the Pikes Peak hash...


Sunday, August 10, 2008

Friday, August 8, 2008


Hooray for Raisin Smuggler who has stepped up to Hare her first trail EVER on Nov. 8!!!!

Anyone want to volunteer to give her a hand?

And who else is going to show that they have the scrotal fortitude to Hare some shiggy trail? A chick can do it! How about YOU!??!?!?

Thursday, August 7, 2008


Okay here it is, the Trash PBR t-shirt. I talked about it and am now taking orders and getting sizes. I want to place this order soon though so at the latest please let me know by the next Kimchi trail. Here is a pic of the front of the t-shirt. The back just has test which says in blue lettering
"We've been cumming to the same party since 1984 and in no way is that depressing"
It is a white t-shirt and they have some in now but if necessary I am sure I can convince them to order more. So let me know if you want one and what size and I will give you the price later.

Friday, August 1, 2008

happy birthday!

How cool is it that the 6th anniversary of the Kimchi hash coincides with Jerry's 66th birthday!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


Listen up, wankers!!!

We need Hares! We need shiggy-ass trail!

We need to run for BEER!

Brownie has stepped up to Hare Sept. 13 and I will gladly take the 27th, but I know there are many of you out there who drive by some spot somewhere and say to yourselves, "Self, that would make a beautiful beer check," or, "Self, I think this dive bar on the backside of Arkansas would be a hell of a place to start a trail!" (No, I will not drive to f*kin Arkansas to Hash with you - it's just an example).

So come on, volunteer to Hare and if its your first time, I guarantee one of many of us more experienced wankers will gladly co-hare with you. Hell, two of us will co-hare so we can set more bad trails and back checks!

Monday, July 28, 2008

August 4 - DIM hash

Back by popular demand! It's the second annual Jerry Garcia b-day DIM hash!

Monday, August 4. Trail starts at the Red Rock Lounge on the corner of Colorado Ave and 31st in Old Colorado City. From I-25 exit HWY 24 and head towards the mountains. Take a right on 31st street, a left on Colorado, and another quick left into the parking lot.

Hared by an all-star cast including BLOS, STD Bitch, MeatGazer, Tonka Butt, and brownie. Live lay, hares away at 6PM, hounds follow at 6:15PM.

I'm still getting hate mail from Pikes Peak hashers over my last DIM, so this trail will be slightly more AARP acceptable. No named peaks will be climbed, so how hard can it possibly be? Hell, even NIPS should be able to finish this one. There will be a turkey/eagle split and, for the super lame, a bail out point.

Grab your favorite tie-dyed shirt and some hallucinogenic drugs and come out for a grate trail!


All you Kimchi hashers out there... now is your last chance.

Low Profile is headed to Korea and is oredering us another load of Happy Coats and patches...

If you want one, get word to us on this blog post or verbally or whatever. Do it soon though!


PS: They will be around $40...

Bloody Z representing well!

Unconfirmed rumors have Bloody Z as the only official finisher!



Thursday, July 24, 2008

why NASCOCK excels in the Air Force...

Nice job, air force! Read about it here!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008


You ask what this might be? I am trying to track down my CKH3 happy coat that I bought from Granny. Seems it has traded a few hands and it would make me very happy to where it on August 2nd. Trade it to more hands to get it to me or contact me and I will work on picking it up. I know it is out there.

Oh yeah Brownie is a wanker.


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What: CKH3 #134 (Fillvada Challenge)
When: Saturday, August 2nd at 2:00 PM
Where: Robin Hood Lounge, 2830 N Nevada Ave in Colorado Springs
Hares: Mismanagement
Why? It is the sixth Kimchi analversary! Come on out for another epic pub crawl that will be similar to last year's Platte Road Challenge! Ten beer stops in 1.8 miles!
Bring: Enough money to pay your way through a ten stop pub crawl.
Directions: Take the Fillmore exit off of I-25 and head east (away from the mountains). Make a right on Nevada and Robin Hood is on your right about one block up.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Drunk Man Killed by Bears at Ukrainian Zoo After Falling Into Enclosure

Three bears at a Ukrainian zoo tore a man "limb from limb" after he fell into their enclosure, local media reports.

The 22-year-old man was drunk and trying to take close-up shots of the Siberian Brown bears at Mykolaev city zoo when he lost his footing, witnesses said, acording to Channel 5 television.

The three bears charged the man immediately, tearing him "limb from limb" as he tried to escape, according to the station, quoted by the Deutsche Presse-Agentur news agency.

The man was dead before keepers could separate the animals from their victim.

The brown bear is highly territorial and among the world's largest land carnivores.


Monday, July 14, 2008

CKH3 #133

What: CKH3 #133
When: Saturday, July 19th at 2:00PM.
Where: Mill Hill Saloon, 1668 S 21st St in Colorado Springs near Old Colorado City.
Directions: Take HWY 24 (Cimarron) west and turn left on 21st street. Mill Hill will be on your right about a two blocks up.
Hare: Not So Silent Bob.
Bring: Prepay for your tabs if you don't have any! Also, $5 for the hash and bags.. etc.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Laid Back

I am sorry C-4, but this is just freaking funny!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Craft Lager Festival

Well it's time again for the Craft Lager Festival on the Saturday, August 9th in Manitou Springs at Soda Springs Park. Once again John "7 Second Pump" Dunfee is looking for 30 plus volunteers to help set up, man, and pour beer for all the beer stands that are to be set up at the festival. Volunteers get free entry to the festival (which costs $25), a free commemorative tasting glass, a free T-shirt, and unlimited sampling (within reason) of beer from over 30 breweries. This is an all day event starting at 10 am-ish setting-up, after step-up is completed drinking (under the brige) till the festival starts which is at 1 pm, pooring beer till 6 pm, then break down of stands, clean up, and post party. For more information or to sign up to volunteer call:
John "7 Second Pump" Dunfee
(719) 477-1340 Arctic
(719) 332-3011 Cell

Arctic Craft Brewery
Craft Lager Festival


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Monday, July 7, 2008

Batman Kimchi Movie Night

Kimchi movie night for the midnight showing of 'Batman - the Dark Knight', at the Cinemark at Carefree Circle on Thursday, July 17th (there should be give aways at the theater). If you are interested leave a comment or where to prelube at, there is talk of dressing up as a characters from the movie. Tickets went on sale now!!! Get them while you can!!!

any questions call me at (719) 896-0825
Bloody Z

Sunday, July 6, 2008

hash flash

Thanks to Net and $100 for all the festivities. Pics can be seen here.