Friday, February 29, 2008

Hooray for Bloody Z!

Mad props to Bloody Z for stepping up to the plate and serving as beermeister for this Saturday's hash.

From what I understand, our regular beermeister is having surgery. Apparently there is a procedure that allows for copious amounts of sand to be extracted from one's vagina.

I hope it's not expensive...

Thursday, February 28, 2008


Change: $25 for the shirt and ALL three patches! This weekend only!

(Above: These are the three patches we'll be getting in next week).

The Story of Rylan:

I have to clear out a bunch of email at work because they are imposing mailbox limits. So I start going through a bunch of crap and land on this (below). It is the official story of how Rylan became a Kimchi hasher. Read it from bottom to top (Rylan in red and WOP in blue):

From WOP to NBN via email:

So, I get a lot of bullshit friend requests on Myspace, and this is the current progression of one of them. I get a friend request from a dude (he is in a cowboy hat, in a pool, holding a drink) and I think "great, gay porn" but it was at WOP's so I think, maybe a hasher? So, I approve the guy, and write him back... Turns out, assumption is truly the mother of all fuckups... Anyway, I figured I would include the progression... because I am bored... OH, and by the way, read it from bottom to top...
See ya laters bro

From WOP: Damn, here I thought I'd finally got a dude to hit on me, not that I was trying, but it would've been a nice change from fake porn chicks, and girls from high school who've put on a few hundred pounds. Anyway, to clarify, I am not at all gay, but thought that was funny., OH and about the drinking, running, drinking more thing, your more than welcome to come drink/run/act stupid with us. We make it formal (the hash) every other weekend, and this is the off week. But we may be hitting up the bar for the "official Kimchi happy hour" on friday... It isn't near as interesting as it sounds, but we like big titles... Usually we hit up Arctic Craft Brewing around 6 or 7... So, after all that, if you want to join up, feel free to pop by, seriously, we can never have enough drinking buddies... If you want a LOT more info about the hash, you can either go to; (or for the "Official Kimchi H3 page)>>> Feel free to join any or all of the groups, and hey, if you want the most current info on when and where we're drinking, we have a pretty sick little email thing... Anyway, I've written enough to make me feel gay, so I am gonna stop now... Laters

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Viva La Rylan Date: Nov 2, 2006 9:08 PM Lol. Well I can't say I've tried the gay porn thing, but whatever floats ur boat. I came across your profile in one of the groups and saw some dude that likes to get drunk, run around, and then drink some more. I thought to myself, is it Tues already, or is he a misfit like me? I figured you were probably hooked up with a group of fun loving trouble makers like I'm used to hanging out with. I don't make it a habbit of contacting strange men, but since I just moved to town a lil while ago, I'm taking a few more chances. I haven't gone hashing since college, but I remember what a good time it was (OK, so I don't remember shit so I assume it was a good time). Anyway, no I'm not hitting on ya, I'm just trying to find some crazy fuckers to have a good drink with. If this makes sense, write me back. If it doesn't, it's probably because I'm 3/4 drunk right now.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: WOP Date: Nov 2, 2006 8:12 PM SO, I look in my friends request, and had to ask myself, are you a 'Hasher' or is this gay porn? If your a hasher, you'll understand my conundrum, if your gay porn, "HI" WO mf P

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Price update:

Change: $25 for the shirt and ALL three patches! This weekend only!

(Above: These are the three patches we'll be getting in next week).
Well... Holy crap, these shirts are going to be pricey. We're gonna have to charge $15.00 a shirt and that will be with no profit at all for the haberdashery. I just got the invoice....

That being said, they will look awesome, so I guess that's a plus. So I've concocted a deal in an effort to gain capital so that nobody has to pay out of pocket expenses.... if you bring $25.00 and prepay, you'll get a shirt and three patches for that price. Does that sound okay?

Bring $$$ this Saturday!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Shirt Update #2,009:

Is it just me, or does everyone else think Bloody Z would poll his mom right now if he had to?

Here are the logos going on the shirts... and I think black would look pretty fu#king awesome. What do you guys think?

Kimchi Fillmore/Nevada Challenge

We are trying to get a feel for hashers that want to attend the Kimchi Fillmore/Nevada Challenge, we need you to vote on what day to have this event. It is similar to the Platte Road Challenge that the Kimchi did last year for our #100. Nuthin' but Net wants to have this event prior to my leaving. The Kimchi Fillmore/Nevada Challenge & BFE hash weekend will be my last hashes in Colorado before going to Afghanistan. There will be hash cards and patches for this hash event. Currently we are conflicted on what day to do this event. The two options are:
1. Thursday, May 29 prior to BFE hash weekend
2. Saturday, June 7, CKH3 #130 hash week after BFE

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Also take this survey if you interested in pre-paying for Kimchi T-shirts and if so what color should we get them printed on? (the logos we are using for the shirt are shown below the survey)

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

T-shirt update! And questions!

The T-shirt guy sent me proofs of the logos going on the shirt! They look great, right? The questions I pose to all of you are:
  1. What color should the shirts be? (Remember that the logos have to show up).
  2. Are you willing to prepay for the shirts so I don't have to go bankrupt in acquiring them?
  3. Why is Lincoln so gay?

Please respond, bitches.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Kimchi Trash & Pics for #121 & #122

@ss Gagger you TRAITOR, we now know you secretly love the Texas Longhorns.

CKH3 #121 - Hash started and ended at brownie's home, didn't get a lot of pictures. brownie was the hare, FRB: ?, DFL: ?, hashshit: brownie, late to the hash lots of hashers. But the most important part of this hash was when long time Texas A&M fan @ss Gagger proclaimed her love for the Texas University Longhorns and started wearing a Longhorns hat. @ss Gagger you TRAITOR!!! After the hash we all went to the Mardi gras parade with the Pike Peak hashers. Feel free to add to the trash with comments.
CKH3 #121 - pictures

CKH3 #122 - Hash started at Tony's bar, all of us dressed to the 9's. Net in his Pretty in Pink shirt looking very gay. Bloody Z & M.I.L.F. as the hares laid trail in neon orange hair spray. The first beer check was to be the world's smallest bar but they had yet to open, so we went to the next beer check which was Phantom Canyon brewery where we played pool while drinking, next beer check was Oscar's bar where we enjoyed oysters, then on to Will's bar where the bartender gave us a free pitcher, then on-in to the end at McCabe's Tavern. FRB: Facial condom, FBI: Bicycle Bleeder, DFL: Nascock (even know we had to send Dances with Pillows back to Will's to get Net), to long between hashes: Dances with Pillows (aka: Argo-nutz), Hashshit: Lick my Lincoln (for being a fairweather hasher, going to the Superbowl, and not supporting his local Kimchi poop), Autohasher: Unfuckable, new to the hash: some hasher from Texoma H3, Aahlawetta for Wheeler Squeeler, then swing low. Feel free to add to the trash with comments.
CKH3 #122 - pictures

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Some more TEXMEX pics!

Dog e style sent me the link to his pics:

Also, Tie Me Down finally went home and uploaded his pictures; you can find his public albums here:

I got some GREAT pics of the go-karting while I had my hands on TMDD's awesome camera!!!

Fuck yeah!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Peterson AFB Brewfest, Friday, 22 Feb 08, 5:00 to 10:00 PM

Hey Kimchi bitches....missed you guys at the Peterson Brewfest. Of the 6 beers entered, I got a third place for the pumkin ale!!!! (Hey, this is my first homebrew medal where I didn't get first-out-of-one, third-out-of three. There were 15 beers in this catagory.)

Time to brew again...any ideas?


Kimchi Hash On March 1st!

What: CKH3 #123
When: Saturday, March 1st at 3:00 PM.
Where: Palmer Park parking lot off of the corner of Maizeland and Academy in Colorado Springs. Meet in the farthest west parking lot near the "big tree" and picnic benches.
Bring: $5 and a thirst for beer! (And a naked picture of Lick My Lincoln's mom). Plus a sweatshirt? It might be chilly.
Hare: Some chubby Mexican guy.

Monday, February 18, 2008


It's less than two weeks 'till the next Kimchi hash, and the info for the next trail hasn't been posted yet! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?! Net is going to have a heart attack soon...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

CKH3 #122

Theme: Dress to the 9's Hash/pubcrawl

Hares: M.I.L.F. & Bloody Z

What: Colorado Kimchi Hash #122

When: Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 3:00 pm-ish

Where: Tony's Bar, 311 N Tejon St., Colorado Springs, CO 80903

TRAIL: A to B prime, flat streets and sidewalks

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

St. Patrick's Day... a holiday?

Who cares about Valentines day, click on the link ( Proposition 3/17 ). As hashers we already think St. Patrick's Day is a holiday, so lets make it an Offical holiday in the U.S.A., sign Proposition 3/17 now!

Monday, February 11, 2008

another year older

Let me thank everyone that participated in the tape recording. Sorry Net I wont be wearing that LBE for you do to the fact they stoped using them like 3-4 years ago. Best line of the tape was Wheeler saying but I don't drink PBR and Net replying but lucky for us Granny does. I am planning a beer pong game for later today, need to enjoy my 28th some how right.

Does anybody remember this time last year we were prepping for the kidnapping of 7 second pump.

All seems to be going ok here for now anyway.

Sunday, February 10, 2008


I really tied one on last night... that is all.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

$30 Fridge!

Anyone looking to make a kegerator? If so, I found a $30 refrigerator on Just click the link (Oro Blanco and Barnes).

More crap:

1. So are we going to see this drunk bastard at the hash next Saturday?
2. Who's going to Arctic's Kimchi appreciation night? What time?
3. Bicycle Bleeder, are you up for designing some cool new Kimchi logos?
4. Does anyone have any new virgins to bring to the pub crawl on the 16th?

Friday, February 8, 2008

lost property

Someone left a Colorado hooded sweatshirt, sixe 2XL, at my house after the last hash. Hmmm, wonder who could possibly be the owner?

Did I mention how much I love the new time-honored Kimchi tradition of bidding for lost property?


  1. Does anyone know how to get in touch with Low Profile? I need to get his email address!
  2. Bloody Z, where's the hash info that you promised? Fag!
  3. Is Lick My Lincoln still alive, or was he always a figment of my imagination?
  4. Do we have a shot in hell of getting any virgins out to the next hash?
  5. Whatever happened to Just Jesus?
  6. Poop?

Thursday, February 7, 2008

poor granny!

Must suck to be Granny right now. Not only is he stuck in Iraq, but his beloved Mountainqueers just blew a game to Pitt. Wow, that sure doesn't bode well for their tourney chances! I loved this quote from the AP write-up of the game:

Maybe West Virginia's all-gold uniforms were the bad omen. The Mountaineers football team wore the same color scheme during its stunning 13-9 loss to Pitt on Dec. 1 that ended West Virginia's national title hopes. Numerous Pitt students held up signs reading ''13-9.''

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Kimchi forever!

a proud moment in the history of the CKH3...

happy birthday!

A long time ago there was this guy who used to hash with the Kimchi, Lick My Lincoln. It's his b-day today.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Manitou Mardi Gras

Thanks to everyone who came out for the Mardi Gras hash yesterday. Good times, muthafuckers! Might hafta make this one a yearly event...