Friday, July 31, 2009

Fri Last day of Juuuuly

Hey Yo!

Impromptu Happy Hour 2night - Rocky Mountain Brewery

Yeah, I know its on East Side, and in what Wanker calls Kansas, but bring your happy arse out for a drank anyway!

We'll be there 6:30 - 7:00 ish


Monday, July 27, 2009

The Kimchi and Their Amazing Technicolor Happy Coat Patch Sew On Party

The Kimchi and Their Amazing Technicolor Happy Coat Patch Sew On Party:

Bring your happy coat and your patches to Hoover DAAAAAAAAAMN's house on Wednesday night (July 29th) around 6PM.

She lives at 4879 Sweetgrass.

Directions: Head north on Powers and turn right (east) on Stetson Hills BLVD. Make your first right on Tutt Ave. and then make a left on Buckshot Way. Turn right on Sweetgrass Lane and 4879 will be down the street on your left.

Lip Lock Me will be our Korean ldy for the evening so make sure to call him "Yogi" and bring him a tip for the "happy ending."

Saturday, July 25, 2009

IAH 2009 regos for sale:

Motorwhore-A is a Chicago hasher who knows a few people looking to dump their IAH2009 regos.... contact her at if interested.


On SALSA's behalf:

SALSA wanted me to let everyone know about two hashes that are coming up in the Denver area. Also, she wanted me to ask if anyone knows the whereabouts of her hash mug... she says she lost it the last time she was at a Kmchi hash. She will drink to recover it, obviously.

Hasha Bonita (straight outta South Park)
Who: S.A.L.S.A.'s Burfday
What: Party (with a hash theme- and that means more than cheap beer and bad food)
Where Casa Bonita on West Colfax between Sheridan and Wadsworth- look for the
pink tower
When: Saturday August 8th 7p.m.
Why: Hasha Bonita promises some surprises for those who cum- it will be the party of the year and you don't want to be the one sorry sack who did make it.....

Call Salsa for details: 720-254-9189

Kumoniwanaleiu Hash (Aug 16th)
August 16th Denver Hash is the Kumoniwanaleiu Hash... that means dust off your
grass skirts and polish the coconut bras, S.A.L.S.A. promises to lay every hasher
that shows up! (except wimp- it's my burfday, not his, after all)

Start information to follow soon....

Monday, July 20, 2009

#160 on August 1st!

What: CKH3 #160 (7th Analversary Pub Crawl)
When: Saturday, August 1st at 2:00 PM
Where: Dutch Mill Tavern, 503 1/2 W Colorado Ave in Colorado Springs
Hares: Kimchi Mismanagement
Bring: $5 for down-down beer and cash and ID for pub stops. THERE WILL BE NO SHAG-WAGON. Also bring extra cash if you want the new Kimchi schwag (t-shirts for guys and wifebeaters for the ladies).
Notes: There will be ten stops on this 2.7 mile pub crawl.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

CKH3 #159

What: CKH3 #159
When: Saturday, July 18th @ 2:00PM
Where: Parking lot across from the Starsmore Discovery Center And Helen Hunt Falls Visitor Center, 2120 South Cheyenne Canon RoadColorado Springs.
Directions: From I-25 take the Cimarron Street/Highway 24 exit and go west. Stay on highway 24 until you get to 21st Street. Turn left (south) on 21st Street. Stay on 21st Street until you get to Cheyenne Boulevard and turn right (west) on Cheyenne Boulevard. The Starsmore Discovery Center is the stone building about 1 mile up Cheyenne Boulevard.
Hares: Granny Lingus and Wheeler Squeeler
Bring: $5, virgins, dry socks (in your SHAG BAG), a thirst for beer and Bob’s mom.
Notes: Yes, Brownie, there will be a shag wagon for this trail.

We will be taking pre-orders for happy coats, $45, and Kimchi tab hoodies, $30. These must be pre-paid. This will be your last chance at a Kimchi hash to pre-order happy coats and it is Low Pro's last trip to Korea, so get yours now!

If you will not be at trail, email Raisin Smuggler at and we can get you signed up for the pre-orders.

Kimchi #160 will be the Analversary on Aug 1 at the Dutch Mill Tavern. 10 stop pub crawl starts at 2pm. Be there when we announce our new GM!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Cheap Beer!

FYI...CKH3 on Saturday. Powers Liquor Mart (next to Kmart) has 30 packs of PBR on sale for $14.29. Really!

(From Lip Lock Me)

Manitou Craft Lager Festival!


The Manitou Craft Lager Festival has grown and now will be held over two days, August 8th and 9th, at Memorial Park (not Soda Springs Park, where it was held the past few years).

Despite the fact that the Kimchi hounds end up far drunker than anyone else at this fest, they've asked for help from the hashers once again.

If you can make it for one of the days to help pour beer, e-mail me back with your nerd name or leave a comment here.