Monday, December 31, 2007

Friday, December 28, 2007

hash flash


Midnite Stroker's pics from the Kimchi Red Dress hash can be seen here, bitches!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

My Hat!

Finally! I got an awesome Christmas present! Lip Lock Me gave me back my hat (the one Donnie is wearing in this picture) along with a 40 oz. of high-gravity 8-ball. What a guy... he only held it hostage for six months. (That bastard...)

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

happy hour?

It's been WAY too long since I've visited the ramshackle garage that is Arctic Brewing. Think I'll correct that this Friday. I'll be there around 6PM. Anyone wanna join me?

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Reason #23,378 why you should hash today:

You'll get to see a bunch of dudes in red dresses. Further, I'll be handing out a few hash business cards... need I say more?

Thursday, December 20, 2007

CKH3 #118: Note from the hares...

Brownie called me today asking if I would make sure everyone brings an extra $5 for one of the beer stops that will be in a drinking establishment. So considered yourselves warned, bitches.

CKH3 #118 reminder:

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The Red Dress run this Saturday WILL NOT be starting at "Balanced Rock." Brownie wanted me to make that clear.

What: CKH3 #118 (Red Dress)

When: Saturday, December 22nd @ 2:00pm.

Hares: Brownie and MILF (The GM Alliance)

Where: The Garden of the Gods parking lot (near "Kissing Camels")

Directions: Head west on Colorado Ave, make right on 30th St., make left at Gateway Rd. (Main Entrance to the GOG), curve to right at Juniper Way Loop and watch for the parking lot on your left.

Bring: $5 and virgins! Oh, and a red dress. (Also, according to the hares, there will be some good shiggy).


Monday, December 17, 2007

GO ARMY!

Please note that Team Army currently rules the CKH3 beer pong world. Net and I whooped Team Navy (Lincoln and Z) and then absolutely destroyed the Air Force representatives of Boobs and Weasel. I believe the destruction of the AF squad was the first time I've ever seen a shutout.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Updated flyer for Brownie's party:

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Poor Granny:


It looks like Granny is out of luck!

View the story here.

P2H4 this Saturday

Kimchi supporter No-Girth is haring the Pikes Peak hash this Saturday. Starts at his house at 2PM. Any Kimchis wanna roll up all serious-like-a-vato style with me? I'll be at Tony's beforehand if anyone really wants to push the envelope that day.

We need more verses...

NBN laid a trail,
That only went eight blocks,
When the pack caught up to him,
He showed us all his cock...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Brownie just fucked a chick,
But she was a screamer,
So he had to shut her up,
With a Cleveland Steamer...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

One dream that the Kimchi have,
Is to win the lotto,
Then we'd get our statues made,
Looking serious like a vato...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Kimchi hashers love to drink,
You know they have no fear,
That doesn't mean they won't throw up,
From drinking too much beer...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

MILF is really kinky,
He loves to get spanked,
He gets a lot of action,
Because he looks just like Tom Hanks...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Just another reason PITT sucks

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Mountaineers nor the Pitt Panthers made it to a bowl game. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry.

So, they decided on a week long ice fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

So on a cold freezing day on Cheat Lake their contest began. The first day after 8 hours of fishing, the Panthers had caught 0 fish and the Mountaineers had 100. At the end of the 2nd day, the Panthers had caught 0 fish and the Mountaineers 200.

That evening the Panthers coach got his team together, “I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place.” So the next morning, he dressed one of his players in gold and blue and sent him over to the Mountaineers camp to act as a spy.

At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach. The coach asked, “Well, how about it, are they cheating?”

“They sure are!” the player reported, “They’re cutting holes in the ice.”

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Granny's address

Hey all, if you want to contact Granny overseas then here is the address. Right now he can see the blog but can not post so obviously I am posting it for him. I know that he misses the hash and would like to hear from you all.

Wheeler


SSG Mark Peck
B CO 1/68 AR
unit # 6065
APO AE 09378

CKH3 #118 (Red Dress):

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What: CKH3 #118 (Red Dress)
When: Saturday, December 22nd @ 2:00pm.
Hares: Brownie and MILF (The GM Alliance)
Where: The Garden of the Gods parking lot (near "Kissing Camels")
Directions: Head west on Colorado Ave, make right on 30th St., make left at Gateway Rd. (Main Entrance to the GOG), curve to right at Juniper Way Loop and watch for the parking lot on your left.
Bring: $5 and virgins! Oh, and a red dress. (Also, according to the hares, there will be some good shiggy).

Brownie's Party This Saturday!

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120 Deer Path
Apt B
Mantiou Springs, CO
80829

Be there, bitches.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

CKH3 #117 (December 8th):

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Here's a map to the hash this Saturday.

CKH3 #117

Well the end of the year is upon us once again and it growing colder there are some hashers that don't want to be outside on trail for a long time. Well this is the perfect hash for you, four laps and four beer checks with a warm place to conduct circle. So the Colorado Kimchi H3 is inviting all that are not doing anything Saturday, December 8, 2007 around 2 pm-ish, to come to Arctic Craft Brewery, for the last CKH3 Beer mile hash of 2007. Arctic brewery will be open at 2 pm and the Hash will start around 2:30 pm-ish. Now normal beer mile rules still apply. We will have Arctic beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Beast light for the beer mile as well as brass monkeys. If you want to do the beer mile with a different kind of beer bring it! Official legal beer mile beers must have a minimum of 5% alcohol. To check on the beer you wish to use go to http://www.beermile.com/beer_abv.beer.

Normal beer mile - 1 beer per lap (4 beers per mile)Kimchi beer mile - 1/2 brass monkey's per per (2 brass monkey's per mile)Arctic beer mile - any pint of Arctic beer per lap

Theme: last CKH3 Beer mile hash of 2007
What: Colorado Kimchi Hash #117
When: Saturday, December 8, 2007 - 2pm-ishWhere: Arctic Craft Brewery, 2506 E. Platte Place, Colorado Springs, CO 80909TRAIL: around the Arctic Brewery block
BRING: $ hash cash
Directions: From I-25, take exit #145, head east on Fillmore Street. it will eventually turn into Circle Drive. Stay on Circle Dr. till after Platte Ave. then turn west on Platte Place go about a half mile Arctic Brewery is on the right.any questions call:Arctic Brewery at (719) 243-7688 or (719) 477-1340 orBloody Z at (719) 896-0825

P.S. - The next couple Kimchi hashes listed below. There are a few open dates sign up to hare, if your tired of seeing me sign up to hare, shoot me an email to sign up to hare.
#118 - Dec. 22 - Kimchi Red Dress - Hares: MILF & Brownie
#119 - Jan. 5 - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody ZTex-Mex 2008 Jan.17-21 - in El Paso, Texas. go to http://tex-mex-2008.blogspot.com/
#120 - Jan. 19 - need a hare that does not go to Tex-Mex, sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#121 - Feb. 2 - Lick my Lincoln Birthday Hash - Hare: Lick my Lincoln
#122 - Feb. 16 - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#123 - Mar. 1 - Gay Pride Hash - Hare: Nothin but Net
#124 - Mar. 15 - Ides of March / Toga Hash - Hare: sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#125 - Mar. 29 - Green Dress Hash - Hare: sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#126 - Apr. 12 - Afghanistan Terrorist Hash - Hare: Bloody Z
#127 - Apr. 26 - 52 Card Pickup Hash - Hare: No Girth
#128 - May 10 - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#129 - May 24 - ? - Hares: brownie, Tits on the Ritz, & Lick my Lincoln
#130 & beyond - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody Z

Christmas Party

Is there any planning for a christmas party? Does anyone have any interest in doing this? There are a few options
14th Fri. night
15th Sat. night
21st Fri. night
22nd Sat. night

John from Arctic was wondering if we were going to do it at Arctic, and I think we should. I will bring snacks if we want to do it.
My vote is for the 14th...

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Farewell

Farewell...see you all when I get back. Net all the hash stuff is at my house call my wife and she will have it ready. I will send an address when I get one.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

#117

Where is the next hash? Is it still a beer mile hared by Bloody Z?

Can a brother get a start point/time?

Thanks.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

extra shit

I have several rolls of black edging if anybody is enterested in coming to get them.
Price: Free

As soon as I get a adress I will post it so you all can get it

Might be at the Pikes Peak x-mas party on friday not sure yet.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Party in the Springs:

Host: CHRISTINA (Hoover) and MICHAEL HENDERLONG (PIMP)
Location: 4879 SWEETGRASS LANE, COLORADO SRPINGS, CO, CO 80922 US View Map
When: Saturday, December 1, 4:00PM
Phone: 202-281-0758

FIVE GREAT REASONS TO CUM TO OUR PARTY:
1. COME TRASH CHRISTY (HOOVER) AND MICHAEL's (P.I.M.P) BRAND NEW HOUSE THEY JUST BOUGHT
2. KEG OF BEER,
3. FOOD,
4. HOT TUB
5. TWISTER

Notes from the host and hostess: WE WILL BE PROVIDING A KEG, MEATS AND SOME OTHER GOODIES. BRING YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL AND A SIDE DISH IF YOU WANT (NOT MANDATORY) IF YOU WONT POISON ALL OF US!

Schedule: KEG TAPPED AT 4, GRILL AROUND 5-6 AND GOES ALL NITE!!. PLENTY OF CRASH SPACE AVAILABLE, (MAYBE BRING PILLOW AND BLANKY). WE WILL TRY TO HAVE SOME DD'S TO HELP GET THE DRUNKS HOME IF THEY DON'T WANT TO STAY, BUT BREAKFAST WILL BE SERVED FOR THOSE THAT STAY!

KIDS WELCOME TILL 8PM, AFTER THAT IT IS RATED R..IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASY, LEAVE AT 8!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

shhhhh...

Granny, do you hear that?

It's the sound of wvu's national title hopes being crushed.

It will be much louder this Saturday...

poop









Thursday, November 22, 2007

Shirts:

I'll be bringing the Tex-Mex '08 shirts on Saturday. Bring $15 if you want one.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Quick reminder

This will be my last hash for several months. Lets get max participation out here damn it.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Colorado Kimchi H3 #116

What: Colorado Kimchi H3 #116
Theme: Thanksgiving Leftovers Hash
Hares: Bloody Z
When: Saturday, November 24, 2007 - on-before 1:00 pm-ish - hare-out 2:00 pm-ish
Where: Bloody Z's house, 3701 Red Cedar Drive, Colorado Springs, CO 80906TRAIL: Live, short trail, A to A, maybe some shiggyBRING: $ hash cash, any Thanksgiving leftovers you want to get rid of, ping pong balls, Hash bag (maybe an overnight and/or sleeping bag, whistles, and a thirst for beer!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

#116

Where's the next hash start? What time? Awww!!!

-Net

Monday, November 12, 2007

bum wine forever!

Pics from the Austin bum wine hash can be seen here. Pics from the saturday night kimchi drink-a-thon are here.


Friday, November 9, 2007

Haberdashery open

Ok kids, to view the Haberdashery inventory sheet check out my blog. Soon I am sure it will make it's way to be permenant party here on the Kimchi Blog.


With that being said.

We should start looking for volunteer's to step up and help the hash, I am leaving soon and by doing so will be leaving vacant spots as Hash Cash/ Haberdasher

Drunk Chicks!


Here's an awesome story about drunk chicks I thought my Kimchi brethren would enjoy!


View the story here.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

For Granny:

"TitsOnTheRitz said...
Hey! I need to give you money, but school has me so tied down that I haven't been to a hash in ages! Please call me so we can work something out. 805-423-1219"

Monday, November 5, 2007

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Friday, November 2, 2007

Thursday, November 1, 2007

HASH on NOV 10th

CARS on BLOCKS & FIGHTING COCKS: “Deliverance has Nuthin’ on this Hash!!

WHAT: WHITE TRASH HASH
WHEN: Saturday, November 10th, @ 2 pm
Where: Adams Apple Lounge: 3302 Austin Bluffs Pkwy Colorado Springs, CO 80918-5760
Hares: Nappy Headed WHORE! (and maybe one more if I can find a volunteer)
Directions: From the intersection of Fillmore and Union, head (who said HEAD!) North to Austin Bluffs. Turn right (east) and Adams Apple Lounge is on the left hand side. If you hit academy you are retarded. For those who can’t figure out directions I recommend a cab, those guys are good!
Bring: $5..extra shoes, shag bag (you will get dirty) Sacrificial Virgins, as much white trash wearing, dirty Sanchez givin, beer drinking , can grabbin crap as you can haul. Costumes recommended. Be prepared for a little jog and lots of shiggy!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I'm outta here

See you wankers next week, am off to WV for a few days. Drink lots of beer and have fun, while gone I will work on making a itemized list of all products and prices for what we still have, there may even be pictures of them.

NBN, from the info you gave me seems easy enough but apparently not for me I'll get with you when you get back so you can show me. I would like a 2XL for my shirt but will take a XL if that is what you have.


See you wankers Sunday.


OH yeah Brownie, Pitt still sucks

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

it's comming...

Net, hope you've been training your liver for the AH3 bum wine hash!




Monday, October 29, 2007

The Rockies Win, The Rockies Win


I can't believe the Rockies won, this is the greatest moment in Colorado Baseball History...
World Series Champs Colorado Rockies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007

Quick notes on CKH3 #114:

1. Granny, the 1/4 barrel of On-On Ale is taken care of. It will be ready around Thursday or Friday.

2. ABC, how many beer-stops did you want on trail?

3. I'm bringing another virgin to this trail, as should you all. I don't think trail will be too long due to activities that are planned for after circle, as well as Granny's party. That being said, you have no excuse not to bring your Grandma out to this hash. I don't care about her pelvis condition, just give her some Evil Eye and tell her to stop being such a pussy.

4. Nappy Headed WHORE has assured me that she will be bringing the CKH3 beer-pong table to Granny's party on Saturday. I am thereby absolved of all responsibility in this matter. If she forgets it, write your Congressional Representative. Or take a dump on her porch. Or ask Brownie to do that in a "not so literal" way. You get my drift.

5. Is the Grand Master actually showing up to this trail? I was just wondering, you know, because he's the GM and all, and if we need to, we'll bring ten-sided dice to this trail to lure him there.

6. Everyone make sure to check out my blog so you can have a say in what goes on the CKH3 Tex-Mex 2008 shirt. If you don't vote, you don't get to whine. Or drink wine for that matter. And by wine, of course I mean bum-wine. Duh. "If it's got a cork, then you're a dork" is what I always say.

7. Poop-da-poop-da-poopity-poop-dee-poop-da-poopity-pee.

Friday, October 19, 2007

CKH3 #114 (Halloween Hash):

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What : CKH3 #114 (Halloween Costume Hash)
When: Saturday, October 27th at 4:00 PM
Where: The Fountain Lounge (711 Dale St. in Fountain, Colorado)
Hare: Anal Bead Chainsaw
From I-25: Off of I-25 exit #132 (Ft. Carson Gate #20 exit) head east (away from Ft. Carson), making a right onto S US 85-87. Head south until you see a strip mall on the right, as Dale St. runs alongside S US 85-87.
From Powers: Head south on Powers until it turns into Mesa Ridge Pkwy, and make a left onto S US 85-87. Head south until you see a strip mall on the right, as Dale St. runs alongside S US 85-87.
Notes: Wear a freakin’ costume! There will be a Halloween party near the end point, and directions will be handed out at circle.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Who doesn't love Stuart from Mad TV?? That guy just cracks me up. "Look what I can do!" Annnnnnd, this one involves poop......

Monday, October 15, 2007

Granny's Halloween Party!

This will be immediately following the next Kimchi trail!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

CKH3113 Reminder

It is getting colder so remember to bring a jacket if it does get cold. As mentioned before bring dry socks and shoes there is shiggy,,,,, it shall be a fun trail

Thursday, October 11, 2007

VS
I'm going to the Nebraska @ Colorado game:
Date/Time: Friday, November 23, 2007 at 10:00 am
Rylan is already going to this one with me. Anyone else interested? Let me know so I can get the tickets soon...

Just in case Brownie didn't read my blog:



Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tuesday, October 9, 2007


Monday, October 8, 2007

CKH3 #113

What: CKH3 #113
When: Saturday, October 13th @ 4:00 PM.
Where: Meadow Muffins (Sports Grill and Saloon), 2432 West Colorado Avenue in Old Colorado City.
Hares: Granny Lingus and Wheeler Squealer
Directions: Off of the northeast corner of 27th street and Colorado Ave. From I-25, head west on Cimarron, and make a right (north) on 27th street. Or just mapquest it, retard.
Bring: $5... a thirst for beer... clean socks (I'm told there will be shiggy)... and virgins. We NEED virgins. We don't care if it's your Grandma, we still need her to come hash with us.

CKH3 #113?

Granny is leaving for Iraq soon... just in case some didn't know. Is there going to be anyone this Saturday for a Kimchi hash? I know the squids have some gay Navy stuff to do, something about balls, and WHORE will be getting a Cleveland Steamer in Austin. So that leaves: Granny, Wheeler, NBN, NASCOCK... I think MILF will be up in Denver for the GABF.... what about Happy Sock and Rylan? Trail would start in Old Colorado City around 4:00 PM if anyone decides to show up.

Poop.

Kickball for grownups:

Granny Lingus, Wheeler Squealer and I went to that pick-up game of kickball that I had posted about previously on this blog yesterday. It started around 2:30 as advertised, and there were quite a few people there. Including us, I think the final count was around 15-17. We played NINE INNINGS, which is the longest kickball game I've ever played, but it was awesome. Down 18-10 in the bottom of the ninth, my team scored 10 runs to win it. Pretty dramatic really. Anyone interested in going to a game in the future?

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Friday, October 5, 2007

Yet again, we have competition:

Hello wankers! This is your official announcement that there will again bea Halloweeny Hash this year at 2PM on October 28. As always, it will besomewheres b/w CO Springs and Fart Collins, and Idaho Springs and Limon.My beautiful co-hare (Lubed-n-Ready) won't be able to help me this year soI've got a new co-hare: Shoe F*cker. That means the trail and the circlewill be even sh*ttier than EVER!As usual, please cum in costume! This year's theme is . . . DRESS AS YOURHASH NAME. There will be sh*tty prizes for 1st- 3rd place. More details tofollow . . .

On-oN,Rin Tin T*ts

Wednesday, October 3, 2007


Ft. Collins H3 #57 Hash Trash:

Here I am at the start. Free Bus(ch) was taking pictures all day, and apparently I was the first victim. The hash started at 10:00 AM, which was great except for the cold temperature.
They didn't have any beer at the start, so I had to go and buy a nice big 40 oz. of Olde English 800 at the liquor store 50 feet away. Nobody really wanted to help drink it though... Except our good buddy Yeast Infection, and she contributed with enthusiasm.
Circle was great, as always with the FCH3. Head Eunuch runs an awesome circle, so I was in heaven. I only had time to drink a third of the 8-ball before the hash, but I finished it in no time during circle. On a side note, Head Eunuch does a version of "There was a little bird" that is amazing. We should incorporate it into our circle sometime...
Finally, at the end, beer and crab-cakes were had by all. As usual, I drank too much... but still had enough sense to call C-4 for a ride. On the way home, I got to listen to the Buffs beat Oklahoma on the radio. All in all, it was a fine day.

Monday, October 1, 2007

#112 Hash Trash?

I don't know if I dare to publish it - apparently, the pack's Va-Jay-Jays got wet in the little bit of rain and wind and they gave up on the trail and went back to the bar where it was dry and warm.

Meanwhile, I'm out slogging through this hellish quick storm that blew up and was GONE by the time I made it back to the bar. I think they just got scared when I went straight down the face of the cliff. Shhhit - it wasn't that far of a drop. All I heard was bitching and moaning about how far apart the hash marks were. Well they found them, didn't they?

Whatever. We drank bum wine. And beer. And then went to Arctic and drank more beer. I didn't get home until 5 AM, so I'd say it was successful.

Oh, and the Hash seriously needs to start hanging at Arctic more - those freakin' melee-ers are breedin' like rats or something. We're getting a bad rap AND LOSING AT BEER PONG.

#112 Hash Trash?


How about a hash-trash for those of us that couldn't make it to the Kimchi hash this past Saturday?

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Kickball:

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I've got a friend at work who has told me of a group of people who get together on Sunday afternoons and drink cheap beer and play kickball at Vermijo Park in Old Colorado City. They form up around 2:30 PM and it is very disorganized. They usually have about 10-15 people show up. Sound familiar? I figured it would be fun, and if anything, it would be a great place to meet some people who might be interested in hashing.... any takers? I can't do it this Sunday, but maybe the next one?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Oct 6, 2007 - P2H4

Pike's Peak H4 Hash Hared by Kimchi Hasher!

Theme: Eric the 'alf a Bee
Hare: Lick My Lincoln
When: Saturday, Oct. 6, Drinking practice starts at 1:00PM, Hare away at 2:00 PM
On before and start: Murray St. Lounge, 609 N Murray Blvd, Colorado Springs
Trail: A to 1/2-B (hence the theme) dog friendly for friendly dogs (except the second beer stop, but you can tie them up outside!)
Bring: $ Hash Cash, whistle, a little extra beer money just in case, shag bag, a thirst for SHIGGY, band aids (I said there'd be SHIGGY), a bottle opener, virgins, your mom (if she's Hash friendly), ping-pong balls in case you want to play beer pong at the second beer check.
Directions: From Academy, turn East on Platte, then left on Murray. Bar is 1/2 block up on the right. From Powers, head West on Platte, turn right on Murray. The bar should be in the same spot unless the Kimchi get there first.

CKH3 # 112

* Sep 29, 2007 - Hare: Lick My Lincoln (Beer gets you to volunteer for the STUPIDEST things ...)
* Where: Red Rock Lounge, 3113 W Colorado Ave, Colorado Springs, CO
* When: Drinking practice starts at 3:00PM, Hare away at 4:00
* What: THE BUM WINE HASH!!!!
* Directions: Head East on Colorado - Red Rock Lounge is at the corner of 31st and Colorado in the strip mall. If you're heading West on 24, turn right on 31st, left on Colorado, the left into the parking lot.
* Bring: Shag bag, $ Hash Cash, virgins, a thirst for cheap bum wine, a taste for shiggy
* Trail: A to A' - dog friendly, mid-distance

Saturday, September 22, 2007

On-On-Video?


Does anyone have a video camera? We should tape a circle...

ATTN: Lincoln!

This is the hare list for the P2H4. Lincoln, they need you to verify your next trail:

Notes:
1. Next hash; Lick My Lincoln ... please verify!

22-Sep HandJob&ErectionMaster OctoberFest 550
6-Oct LickMyLincoln 551
20-Oct WongWey Soiree Season 552
3-Nov No Girth Come as You Aren't 8*69553
17-Nov Snatch&Sniff/ShitYeah! Beer & Breast Thanksgiving Hash 554
1-Dec Gas Ass annual hash in the snow hash 555
15-Dec No Girth Elfis 556 29-Dec

Friday, September 21, 2007

Trail Idea:

When is the next open hash date? Except the 29th? I have a good trail idea. No gimmicks, just a great trail with about 3 beer stops.

Monday, September 17, 2007

PortOPong!



Check it out! It's not very long, but hey...you can play in the pool or hot tub. Article is here.

True aficionados understand that beer pong (sometimes known as Beirut) is not just a sport, but a way of life. Portable pong tables are widely available, but they can't go everywhere. Which is why the enterprising young men at PortOPong invented the inflatable beer pong raft, for use in pools and at the beach. The raft costs $50, which is pricey compared to similar "pool mattresses." But for the millions of young Americans who are serious about beer pong, price is no obstacle. We predict that this simple invention will become very popular. Because nothing is more fun, or less dangerous than swimming drunk.