What: Colorado Kimchi H3 #138 - Lick My Lincoln
When: Saturday, September 27 at 2:00 PM
Where: Workers Lounge 2627 Delta Dr, Colorado Springs, CO 80910 -- grownups use Google Maps
Who:Lick My Lincoln
TRAIL: A to B trail and end are dog friendly, start is not
BRING: $ hash cash, shagbag (dry shoes and socks), virgins, Net's Mom, Wisconsin Lunchbox makings
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Showing posts with label Hash Trash. Show all posts
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
CKH3 #126 (Dress as a) Afghanistan Terrorist Hash
When: Sat, Apr 12, 2pm – 5pm
Where: Farside Lounge, 4375 Airport rd., Colorado Springs, CO 80916
Hare: Bloody Z Trail: Live, A to A prime, dog friendly (except for the start), couple beer stops, & if the weather is nice an outside circle.
Bring: $ hash cash, Hash bag, whistles, wear towel or rag on the head / fake sticks of Dynamite strapped to your chest (dress as a Terrorist or an Afghanistan)
Directions: the southeast corner of Airport Rd. & south Murray Blvd. Colorado Springs, CO. behind the Loaf & Jug gas station
Where: Farside Lounge, 4375 Airport rd., Colorado Springs, CO 80916
Hare: Bloody Z Trail: Live, A to A prime, dog friendly (except for the start), couple beer stops, & if the weather is nice an outside circle.
Bring: $ hash cash, Hash bag, whistles, wear towel or rag on the head / fake sticks of Dynamite strapped to your chest (dress as a Terrorist or an Afghanistan)
Directions: the southeast corner of Airport Rd. & south Murray Blvd. Colorado Springs, CO. behind the Loaf & Jug gas station
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Monday, October 1, 2007
#112 Hash Trash?
I don't know if I dare to publish it - apparently, the pack's Va-Jay-Jays got wet in the little bit of rain and wind and they gave up on the trail and went back to the bar where it was dry and warm.
Meanwhile, I'm out slogging through this hellish quick storm that blew up and was GONE by the time I made it back to the bar. I think they just got scared when I went straight down the face of the cliff. Shhhit - it wasn't that far of a drop. All I heard was bitching and moaning about how far apart the hash marks were. Well they found them, didn't they?
Whatever. We drank bum wine. And beer. And then went to Arctic and drank more beer. I didn't get home until 5 AM, so I'd say it was successful.
Oh, and the Hash seriously needs to start hanging at Arctic more - those freakin' melee-ers are breedin' like rats or something. We're getting a bad rap AND LOSING AT BEER PONG.
Meanwhile, I'm out slogging through this hellish quick storm that blew up and was GONE by the time I made it back to the bar. I think they just got scared when I went straight down the face of the cliff. Shhhit - it wasn't that far of a drop. All I heard was bitching and moaning about how far apart the hash marks were. Well they found them, didn't they?
Whatever. We drank bum wine. And beer. And then went to Arctic and drank more beer. I didn't get home until 5 AM, so I'd say it was successful.
Oh, and the Hash seriously needs to start hanging at Arctic more - those freakin' melee-ers are breedin' like rats or something. We're getting a bad rap AND LOSING AT BEER PONG.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
The INCLINE CHALLENGE!!!! CKH3 #103
This is quite possibly the stupidest Hash idea EVER!!! Z and Lincoln will start by carrying a pony keg as far as they can up the Incline in Manitou Springs. When they stop, the hares will catch up and everyone will drink. Two new hares will continue ... you get the point. MILF suggested we all dress like Bhuddist monks, since we're climbing the "1000 steps" to enlightenment drunkeness. Believe it or not, once the keg is finished, the pack will run back down to the start via the Barr trail. This one oughta be good ... P.S. We need volunteers to stay sober and drive - we're gonna be TRASHED!!!
When: 2:00 PM , Saturday, May 23
Where: Barr Trailhead in Manitou Springs - just past the Cog Railway in Manitou Springs (515 Ruxton Ave.) see MAP
Hares: Initial Hares Bloody Z and Lick My Lincoln
TRAIL: up the Incline & down Barr trail
BRING: $ hash cash, cups/mugs to carry up the Incline
Directions: From I-25, take exit #141, head west on Cimarron St./24 go almost 5 miles to the Manitou Ave. exit go a little over a mile heading west on Manitou Ave. and take a left on Ruxton Ave follow it past the Cog railroad parking, take a right up the hill at the Barr trail parking sign and find parking.
On After is at Kinfolk in Manitou Springs, so bring some beer money, too!
****Safety note**** PLEASE make sure you are fully hydrated. The Incline goes from roughly 6,600 to 8,600 feet in the distance of a mile. Altitude plays a factor here, and hydration helps your body counter the effects of rapid altitude change (not that we're going to be moving all that fast). Bring extra Hashers, too! The more Hashers there are, the quicker we'll be able to drink all the beer, and the quicker we'll finish this completely F***ed up trail!
When: 2:00 PM , Saturday, May 23
Where: Barr Trailhead in Manitou Springs - just past the Cog Railway in Manitou Springs (515 Ruxton Ave.) see MAP
Hares: Initial Hares Bloody Z and Lick My Lincoln
TRAIL: up the Incline & down Barr trail
BRING: $ hash cash, cups/mugs to carry up the Incline
Directions: From I-25, take exit #141, head west on Cimarron St./24 go almost 5 miles to the Manitou Ave. exit go a little over a mile heading west on Manitou Ave. and take a left on Ruxton Ave follow it past the Cog railroad parking, take a right up the hill at the Barr trail parking sign and find parking.
On After is at Kinfolk in Manitou Springs, so bring some beer money, too!
****Safety note**** PLEASE make sure you are fully hydrated. The Incline goes from roughly 6,600 to 8,600 feet in the distance of a mile. Altitude plays a factor here, and hydration helps your body counter the effects of rapid altitude change (not that we're going to be moving all that fast). Bring extra Hashers, too! The more Hashers there are, the quicker we'll be able to drink all the beer, and the quicker we'll finish this completely F***ed up trail!
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Nappy Heade WHORE's Birthday Hash
Dani’s 30th Birthday Party!!
Also now known as Nappy Headed WHORE!
When and Where:
We are going to celebrate my party at Arctic Craft Brewery!
18 May Friday @ 6pm
2506 E Platte Pl
Colorado Springs, CO 80909
Click on the link more information
http://www.arcticcraftbrewery
(this bar accepts cash only)
I am providing food and beer. The only thing you need to bring is yourself and a CHAIR!! Seating is limited.
Entertainment:
Beer Pong and Poker will be the party entertainment!
Costume:
Pirates v.s. Ninja
we will let you in without costume but you will have to drink for it!
I hope you can all make it!!!
Why
Woohooo I am turing 30!!
If you could send me an email to outdoorgirl314@yahoo.com and let me know you will make it that would be great! It will help out with how much beer I need to buy!!
If anyone has a few 8 foot long tables they could donate for the night of the party that would help me out. I need four 8 foot long tables for beer pong and food.
If you have any questions please give me a call on my cell: NHW 439-2384
On-On
NHW
Sunday, April 29, 2007
New time-honored Kimchi Tradition!
Bloody Z is no longer allowed to choose downtown bars for the on-after. I mean, really? The Underground?
Hey Z, you know how we know you're gay?
Hey Z, you know how we know you're gay?
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Shot of Jack BEER MILE
T3 and I are "haring" this one - on-before, start and on-after are at Arctic, so expect to get Sh***y drunk! We've mapped out a course around Arctic - 4 laps equal a mile!
First lap - a shot and a beer.
Second lap - a beer.
Third lap - a shot and a beer.
Fourth lap - a beer.
(Brownie pukes between the third and fourth laps - at least, I think that's how it goes)
Be ready for some serious BEER PONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Hash starts at 4:00 PM, hash cash is $5. Bring virgins. We don't bite (hard).
First lap - a shot and a beer.
Second lap - a beer.
Third lap - a shot and a beer.
Fourth lap - a beer.
(Brownie pukes between the third and fourth laps - at least, I think that's how it goes)
Be ready for some serious BEER PONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Hash starts at 4:00 PM, hash cash is $5. Bring virgins. We don't bite (hard).
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Platte Road Challenge
The Colorado Kimchi Hash House Harriers cordially invites everyone to the Platte Road Challenge!
The Kimchi hash will be celebrating their 100th trail on Saturday, April 14th. We'll be ditching the usual hash tradition of mud, sweat, and beer in order to have an epic pub crawl along the lovely and scenic Platte Road.
Start will be at Calamity Jan's at 2PM. The order of pubs:
1. Calamity Jan's
2. Putting Green Lounge
3. Baby Doll's
4. Wagon Wheel
5. Black Sheep
6. Knob Hill Lounge
7. Irish House IV
8. Walkabout Pub
9. TexMex
10. Skybox Lounge
11. Bijou Bar and Grill
12. Arctic Brewing
Little something for everyone here - dive bars, a strip club, non-English speaking bars (cerveza, por favor!), a punk club, crime dens, yuppie bars, a gay bar. And, of course, a brewery. 80909 ain't just a zip code, it's the secret code to total drunkennesss!
It's a pay as you go event, plus normal $5 hash cash. Hash cash will be put towards buying kegs at Arctic Brewing at the final stop, so anyone still standing will easily be able to recoup their loot.
The Kimchi hash will be celebrating their 100th trail on Saturday, April 14th. We'll be ditching the usual hash tradition of mud, sweat, and beer in order to have an epic pub crawl along the lovely and scenic Platte Road.
Start will be at Calamity Jan's at 2PM. The order of pubs:
1. Calamity Jan's
2. Putting Green Lounge
3. Baby Doll's
4. Wagon Wheel
5. Black Sheep
6. Knob Hill Lounge
7. Irish House IV
8. Walkabout Pub
9. TexMex
10. Skybox Lounge
11. Bijou Bar and Grill
12. Arctic Brewing
Little something for everyone here - dive bars, a strip club, non-English speaking bars (cerveza, por favor!), a punk club, crime dens, yuppie bars, a gay bar. And, of course, a brewery. 80909 ain't just a zip code, it's the secret code to total drunkennesss!
It's a pay as you go event, plus normal $5 hash cash. Hash cash will be put towards buying kegs at Arctic Brewing at the final stop, so anyone still standing will easily be able to recoup their loot.
Monday, March 5, 2007
CKH3 Run no 97 (or, the MILFCock Hash)
1) OK, wankers, since Grannylingus, LDS and I were probably the only sober ones in the bunch, I guess it falls to me to write the hash trash for Saturday's run.
If you don't like it, DRINK!
So, pre-lube at the Lounge in the Village - Just Dani, LDS, Just Leokesh (sp?), Just Tess, Grannylingus, Nuthin' But Net, Q 'n' A, Bloody Z, Anal Bead Chainsaw, Cock Scratch Fever (Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh) and Just Nick, LML, aRgoNutz and who knows who else showed. I did drink SOME beer, so I really can't remember.
We were drinking beer (go figure) and racking our brains to find a name for the Dani when hares Nascock, who is apparently suffering from Bird Flu or SARS, and MILF showed.
LML did chalk talk after the hares were away and then the pack launched in seemingly every direction after we gave virgins Just Leokesh, Just Tess and Just Nick the lowdown (and for Kimchi that's low).
First check was on the intersection, then there was a disturbing dearth of markings until NBN found one flour puff in a tunnel under the road and LML stumbled across the playground check. We jumped off the swings, crawled through the concrete tubes and then set off in search of the next trail marks. We found two in a field. Then nothing. Most of the pack went off to the right, up the hill and promptly got lost. Bloody Z and aRgoNutz found the actual trail, which the rest of the pack was still studiously ignoring, and caught the hares.
The rest of us eventually found an intersection and got back on trail. We ran into the hares leaving the beer check, they explained they had already been snared, and then we drank brass monkeys and waited for the rest of the pack to catch up. By the way, Shut the Fuck Up, from P2H4 caught up with the pack.
On out, followed the trail to the second beer stop, which was in MILF's garage. Cock Scratch Fever (Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh), Just Nick and Just Tess never showed up. After some cell phone tom-foolery, we located them and CSF loaded them into his truck to take them to the end. Just Dani had to bail to go to the BANF Film Festival - and wanker Brownie picked her up to take her (we think he didn't run trail because his Air Force PT test hurt his vagina). Dani will definitely get down-downs and a shitty name for that one!
The rest of the pack headed on out again, ran into the shadow of the mountain as it got progressively colder, climbed into the back of CSF's truck and rode back to MILF's for the on after.
Virgins had to split a hot dog with their sponsors using only their mouths (interesting for CSF and Nick), then do their down-downs. NBN was amongst those nominated for the Hashit for peeing in Granny's truck Friday night, but Bloody Z ended up "winning" it for having a wounded dog (oh, and there was all that crap about flying to Texas to Hash without telling anyone).
Swing Low, circle ended, we drank beer, played beer pong and Guitar Hero.
I am sure I forgot something. Drink for being Kimchi!
2) POOP
If you don't like it, DRINK!
So, pre-lube at the Lounge in the Village - Just Dani, LDS, Just Leokesh (sp?), Just Tess, Grannylingus, Nuthin' But Net, Q 'n' A, Bloody Z, Anal Bead Chainsaw, Cock Scratch Fever (Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh) and Just Nick, LML, aRgoNutz and who knows who else showed. I did drink SOME beer, so I really can't remember.
We were drinking beer (go figure) and racking our brains to find a name for the Dani when hares Nascock, who is apparently suffering from Bird Flu or SARS, and MILF showed.
LML did chalk talk after the hares were away and then the pack launched in seemingly every direction after we gave virgins Just Leokesh, Just Tess and Just Nick the lowdown (and for Kimchi that's low).
First check was on the intersection, then there was a disturbing dearth of markings until NBN found one flour puff in a tunnel under the road and LML stumbled across the playground check. We jumped off the swings, crawled through the concrete tubes and then set off in search of the next trail marks. We found two in a field. Then nothing. Most of the pack went off to the right, up the hill and promptly got lost. Bloody Z and aRgoNutz found the actual trail, which the rest of the pack was still studiously ignoring, and caught the hares.
The rest of us eventually found an intersection and got back on trail. We ran into the hares leaving the beer check, they explained they had already been snared, and then we drank brass monkeys and waited for the rest of the pack to catch up. By the way, Shut the Fuck Up, from P2H4 caught up with the pack.
On out, followed the trail to the second beer stop, which was in MILF's garage. Cock Scratch Fever (Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh), Just Nick and Just Tess never showed up. After some cell phone tom-foolery, we located them and CSF loaded them into his truck to take them to the end. Just Dani had to bail to go to the BANF Film Festival - and wanker Brownie picked her up to take her (we think he didn't run trail because his Air Force PT test hurt his vagina). Dani will definitely get down-downs and a shitty name for that one!
The rest of the pack headed on out again, ran into the shadow of the mountain as it got progressively colder, climbed into the back of CSF's truck and rode back to MILF's for the on after.
Virgins had to split a hot dog with their sponsors using only their mouths (interesting for CSF and Nick), then do their down-downs. NBN was amongst those nominated for the Hashit for peeing in Granny's truck Friday night, but Bloody Z ended up "winning" it for having a wounded dog (oh, and there was all that crap about flying to Texas to Hash without telling anyone).
Swing Low, circle ended, we drank beer, played beer pong and Guitar Hero.
I am sure I forgot something. Drink for being Kimchi!
2) POOP
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