Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I'm outta here

See you wankers next week, am off to WV for a few days. Drink lots of beer and have fun, while gone I will work on making a itemized list of all products and prices for what we still have, there may even be pictures of them.

NBN, from the info you gave me seems easy enough but apparently not for me I'll get with you when you get back so you can show me. I would like a 2XL for my shirt but will take a XL if that is what you have.

See you wankers Sunday.

OH yeah Brownie, Pitt still sucks

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

it's comming...

Net, hope you've been training your liver for the AH3 bum wine hash!

Monday, October 29, 2007

The Rockies Win, The Rockies Win

I can't believe the Rockies won, this is the greatest moment in Colorado Baseball History...
World Series Champs Colorado Rockies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007

Quick notes on CKH3 #114:

1. Granny, the 1/4 barrel of On-On Ale is taken care of. It will be ready around Thursday or Friday.

2. ABC, how many beer-stops did you want on trail?

3. I'm bringing another virgin to this trail, as should you all. I don't think trail will be too long due to activities that are planned for after circle, as well as Granny's party. That being said, you have no excuse not to bring your Grandma out to this hash. I don't care about her pelvis condition, just give her some Evil Eye and tell her to stop being such a pussy.

4. Nappy Headed WHORE has assured me that she will be bringing the CKH3 beer-pong table to Granny's party on Saturday. I am thereby absolved of all responsibility in this matter. If she forgets it, write your Congressional Representative. Or take a dump on her porch. Or ask Brownie to do that in a "not so literal" way. You get my drift.

5. Is the Grand Master actually showing up to this trail? I was just wondering, you know, because he's the GM and all, and if we need to, we'll bring ten-sided dice to this trail to lure him there.

6. Everyone make sure to check out my blog so you can have a say in what goes on the CKH3 Tex-Mex 2008 shirt. If you don't vote, you don't get to whine. Or drink wine for that matter. And by wine, of course I mean bum-wine. Duh. "If it's got a cork, then you're a dork" is what I always say.

7. Poop-da-poop-da-poopity-poop-dee-poop-da-poopity-pee.

Friday, October 19, 2007

CKH3 #114 (Halloween Hash):

(Click on the map to enlarge it.)
What : CKH3 #114 (Halloween Costume Hash)
When: Saturday, October 27th at 4:00 PM
Where: The Fountain Lounge (711 Dale St. in Fountain, Colorado)
Hare: Anal Bead Chainsaw
From I-25: Off of I-25 exit #132 (Ft. Carson Gate #20 exit) head east (away from Ft. Carson), making a right onto S US 85-87. Head south until you see a strip mall on the right, as Dale St. runs alongside S US 85-87.
From Powers: Head south on Powers until it turns into Mesa Ridge Pkwy, and make a left onto S US 85-87. Head south until you see a strip mall on the right, as Dale St. runs alongside S US 85-87.
Notes: Wear a freakin’ costume! There will be a Halloween party near the end point, and directions will be handed out at circle.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Who doesn't love Stuart from Mad TV?? That guy just cracks me up. "Look what I can do!" Annnnnnd, this one involves poop......

Monday, October 15, 2007

Granny's Halloween Party!

This will be immediately following the next Kimchi trail!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

CKH3113 Reminder

It is getting colder so remember to bring a jacket if it does get cold. As mentioned before bring dry socks and shoes there is shiggy,,,,, it shall be a fun trail

Thursday, October 11, 2007

I'm going to the Nebraska @ Colorado game:
Date/Time: Friday, November 23, 2007 at 10:00 am
Rylan is already going to this one with me. Anyone else interested? Let me know so I can get the tickets soon...

Just in case Brownie didn't read my blog:

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Monday, October 8, 2007

CKH3 #113

What: CKH3 #113
When: Saturday, October 13th @ 4:00 PM.
Where: Meadow Muffins (Sports Grill and Saloon), 2432 West Colorado Avenue in Old Colorado City.
Hares: Granny Lingus and Wheeler Squealer
Directions: Off of the northeast corner of 27th street and Colorado Ave. From I-25, head west on Cimarron, and make a right (north) on 27th street. Or just mapquest it, retard.
Bring: $5... a thirst for beer... clean socks (I'm told there will be shiggy)... and virgins. We NEED virgins. We don't care if it's your Grandma, we still need her to come hash with us.

CKH3 #113?

Granny is leaving for Iraq soon... just in case some didn't know. Is there going to be anyone this Saturday for a Kimchi hash? I know the squids have some gay Navy stuff to do, something about balls, and WHORE will be getting a Cleveland Steamer in Austin. So that leaves: Granny, Wheeler, NBN, NASCOCK... I think MILF will be up in Denver for the GABF.... what about Happy Sock and Rylan? Trail would start in Old Colorado City around 4:00 PM if anyone decides to show up.


Kickball for grownups:

Granny Lingus, Wheeler Squealer and I went to that pick-up game of kickball that I had posted about previously on this blog yesterday. It started around 2:30 as advertised, and there were quite a few people there. Including us, I think the final count was around 15-17. We played NINE INNINGS, which is the longest kickball game I've ever played, but it was awesome. Down 18-10 in the bottom of the ninth, my team scored 10 runs to win it. Pretty dramatic really. Anyone interested in going to a game in the future?

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Friday, October 5, 2007

Yet again, we have competition:

Hello wankers! This is your official announcement that there will again bea Halloweeny Hash this year at 2PM on October 28. As always, it will besomewheres b/w CO Springs and Fart Collins, and Idaho Springs and Limon.My beautiful co-hare (Lubed-n-Ready) won't be able to help me this year soI've got a new co-hare: Shoe F*cker. That means the trail and the circlewill be even sh*ttier than EVER!As usual, please cum in costume! This year's theme is . . . DRESS AS YOURHASH NAME. There will be sh*tty prizes for 1st- 3rd place. More details tofollow . . .

On-oN,Rin Tin T*ts

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Ft. Collins H3 #57 Hash Trash:

Here I am at the start. Free Bus(ch) was taking pictures all day, and apparently I was the first victim. The hash started at 10:00 AM, which was great except for the cold temperature.
They didn't have any beer at the start, so I had to go and buy a nice big 40 oz. of Olde English 800 at the liquor store 50 feet away. Nobody really wanted to help drink it though... Except our good buddy Yeast Infection, and she contributed with enthusiasm.
Circle was great, as always with the FCH3. Head Eunuch runs an awesome circle, so I was in heaven. I only had time to drink a third of the 8-ball before the hash, but I finished it in no time during circle. On a side note, Head Eunuch does a version of "There was a little bird" that is amazing. We should incorporate it into our circle sometime...
Finally, at the end, beer and crab-cakes were had by all. As usual, I drank too much... but still had enough sense to call C-4 for a ride. On the way home, I got to listen to the Buffs beat Oklahoma on the radio. All in all, it was a fine day.

Monday, October 1, 2007

#112 Hash Trash?

I don't know if I dare to publish it - apparently, the pack's Va-Jay-Jays got wet in the little bit of rain and wind and they gave up on the trail and went back to the bar where it was dry and warm.

Meanwhile, I'm out slogging through this hellish quick storm that blew up and was GONE by the time I made it back to the bar. I think they just got scared when I went straight down the face of the cliff. Shhhit - it wasn't that far of a drop. All I heard was bitching and moaning about how far apart the hash marks were. Well they found them, didn't they?

Whatever. We drank bum wine. And beer. And then went to Arctic and drank more beer. I didn't get home until 5 AM, so I'd say it was successful.

Oh, and the Hash seriously needs to start hanging at Arctic more - those freakin' melee-ers are breedin' like rats or something. We're getting a bad rap AND LOSING AT BEER PONG.

#112 Hash Trash?

How about a hash-trash for those of us that couldn't make it to the Kimchi hash this past Saturday?