The Story of Rylan:

I have to clear out a bunch of email at work because they are imposing mailbox limits. So I start going through a bunch of crap and land on this (below). It is the official story of how Rylan became a Kimchi hasher. Read it from bottom to top (Rylan in red and WOP in blue):

From WOP to NBN via email:

So, I get a lot of bullshit friend requests on Myspace, and this is the current progression of one of them. I get a friend request from a dude (he is in a cowboy hat, in a pool, holding a drink) and I think "great, gay porn" but it was at WOP's so I think, maybe a hasher? So, I approve the guy, and write him back... Turns out, assumption is truly the mother of all fuckups... Anyway, I figured I would include the progression... because I am bored... OH, and by the way, read it from bottom to top...
See ya laters bro
WOP


From WOP: Damn, here I thought I'd finally got a dude to hit on me, not that I was trying, but it would've been a nice change from fake porn chicks, and girls from high school who've put on a few hundred pounds. Anyway, to clarify, I am not at all gay, but thought that was funny., OH and about the drinking, running, drinking more thing, your more than welcome to come drink/run/act stupid with us. We make it formal (the hash) every other weekend, and this is the off week. But we may be hitting up the bar for the "official Kimchi happy hour" on friday... It isn't near as interesting as it sounds, but we like big titles... Usually we hit up Arctic Craft Brewing around 6 or 7... So, after all that, if you want to join up, feel free to pop by, seriously, we can never have enough drinking buddies... If you want a LOT more info about the hash, you can either go to; http://groups.myspace.com/CKH3 http://groups.myspace.com/MOPPH3 (or for the "Official Kimchi H3 page)>>> http://groups.msn.com/ColoradoKimchiHashHouseHarriers/_whatsnew.msnw Feel free to join any or all of the groups, and hey, if you want the most current info on when and where we're drinking, we have a pretty sick little email thing... Anyway, I've written enough to make me feel gay, so I am gonna stop now... Laters

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From: Viva La Rylan Date: Nov 2, 2006 9:08 PM Lol. Well I can't say I've tried the gay porn thing, but whatever floats ur boat. I came across your profile in one of the groups and saw some dude that likes to get drunk, run around, and then drink some more. I thought to myself, is it Tues already, or is he a misfit like me? I figured you were probably hooked up with a group of fun loving trouble makers like I'm used to hanging out with. I don't make it a habbit of contacting strange men, but since I just moved to town a lil while ago, I'm taking a few more chances. I haven't gone hashing since college, but I remember what a good time it was (OK, so I don't remember shit so I assume it was a good time). Anyway, no I'm not hitting on ya, I'm just trying to find some crazy fuckers to have a good drink with. If this makes sense, write me back. If it doesn't, it's probably because I'm 3/4 drunk right now.

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From: WOP Date: Nov 2, 2006 8:12 PM SO, I look in my friends request, and had to ask myself, are you a 'Hasher' or is this gay porn? If your a hasher, you'll understand my conundrum, if your gay porn, "HI" WO mf P