Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Red Dress Letter:

Brownie,
I am going to drink you under the table on Saturday. My day will start with tapping the keg with you at noon (at an undisclosed location) and concuming so much beer that even you don't seem like such a fag. You are going down, sucka.

Oh, and just so you know, apparently we're having a drinking competition on Saturday. I think I just came up with it. Oh well, can't take back all the smack talk now, can I?


-NBN

6 comments:

brownie said...

You married people are so cute sometimes. Who the hell do you think you're talking to, a Border Jumper or something?

Bone Sucker said...

"concuming so much beer" HAHAHAHAHA, oh dear, PLEASE take video and put on porntube.

B - I miss all the fun - S

brownie said...

Shittalking aside, I must say I do a killer Donnie the Retard impersonation...

ESPN said...

I know, seriously I had to do a double take...you and DTR could be twins! It's like Net is cheating on him.

brownie said...

Net is a two-timing whore!

ESPN said...

Traitor Whore!