Friday, October 24, 2008

Double POOP

Well friends no reason to sugar coat it. As it stands right now I will be leaving the great state of Colorado and all the cool Kimchi kids. I do not know when I report but I am heading to Ft Sill to be a Drill Sergeant talk about gay, with the exception of one bar ( micro brew ) the only beer you can get is 3.2% unless I drive to Texas and hit the local wal-mart. Plus side 2 1/2 hours from Dallas, 45 min from Oklahoma City but from looking it will be a drive to any hash over there. Downside is well I'll be a fucking Drill Sergeant, working all the time away from my wife and in Oklahoma the only thing gayer than that is Brownie. I'll keep you all updated on this as we get closer. If all works out I plan to make BFE and the IH2009 in winter park before leaving the fun behind.

13 comments:

Nuthin' But Net said...

That is horribly gay.

God damn it.

brownie said...

Seriously, you weren't good enough to go to Benning?

GrannyLingus said...

I guess not either that or they wanted idiots trained right not really sure.

Nuthin' But Net said...

Arty guys are retarded. Good luck with that. Make sure they don't eat the toilet paper.

Ha ha. You're gonna have to scream all that "king of battle" bullshit when you run.

Sad, really.

brownie said...

When is the first annual Oklarado Interhash?

Nuthin' But Net said...

I'm already on it.

GrannyLingus said...

From what I can tell the closest hash is the Oklahoma City Wild Wild West H3, from the picture their pack may be about the size of ours

ESPN said...

Granny, Donnie travels to Oklahoma City all of the time for work...he will totally come visit you. My dad did his basic at Sill, he said it was the most boring place ever...on the plus side, there are some really fun bars in OKC like The Biting Sow...owned by a former dentist who thinks he is one of the long lost Blues Brothers.

brownie said...

OKC has Lost Her Pussy, a fun hasher even though Net hates her because six years ago she spit beer on him while singing Old MacDonald.

GrannyLingus said...

It looks like it is going to a fun time in Oklahoma. I am also ready to check out the bars in OKC. My place would always be open to fellow hashers ecspecialy Donnie.

Nuthin' But Net said...
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Nuthin' But Net said...

You're an idiot, Brownie.

Lost Her Pussy hashes in Kentucky now and we played flip cup together all Saturday night at Colorado Invihash this year.

Once again, you're an idiot.

GrannyLingus said...

Ok so it got even gayer, my dates currently are 22 july-4 Oct for school, this is happens to start on Wheelers birthday goes thru the anniversary we decided to celebrate. Then my actual report date is 8 Nov, our actual 3 year anniversary. How fucked up is this.

Lets keep this going almost up to the autowanker responses