Listen up, wankers!!!
We need Hares! We need shiggy-ass trail!
We need to run for BEER!
Brownie has stepped up to Hare Sept. 13 and I will gladly take the 27th, but I know there are many of you out there who drive by some spot somewhere and say to yourselves, "Self, that would make a beautiful beer check," or, "Self, I think this dive bar on the backside of Arkansas would be a hell of a place to start a trail!" (No, I will not drive to f*kin Arkansas to Hash with you - it's just an example).
So come on, volunteer to Hare and if its your first time, I guarantee one of many of us more experienced wankers will gladly co-hare with you. Hell, two of us will co-hare so we can set more bad trails and back checks!