Virgin Update:

Just Genni, the virgin from the hash in Palmer Park, assured me that she would be there this Saturday for Granny's hash. She said that she had a great time, and that she could " drink all those bitches under the table." Her words, not mine. Looks like she'll have a great opportunity to prove it as there will be 15.5 gallons of PBR at our disposal. I'm looking forward to it.