I call Net up after work today and I says, "Dude, it's St. Patty's Day, let's go to Murphy's for a beer."
Net replies, "I can't. I'm buying carpet."
So I assume he's talking about eating a chick out. Which is fine by me, but C-4 is like 18 months pregnant, which I'm guessing would be pretty gross. Not that I've ever gone down on a pregnant chick, of course.
But he explains to me that he is actually at the carpet store, buying the kind of carpet you put on your floor. On St. Patrick's day.
What a fag!
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Why would it be gross with a pregnant chick? I can assure you it is just fine...
What if the kid popped out? It would go right into your mouth. Ugh, that's horrible.
Brownie, did you skip health class in junior high?
I might have, but I smoked a lot of pot back then so I can't remember. Did I miss something important?
Only my vagina.
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