Sunday, March 30, 2008

Run #125

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

New Kimchi Web site is UP!!!

Alright bitches! Here's the new Kimchi site!

http://colorado.kimchi.googlepages.com/

Make comments, send me links to your photos, get me the information on the Hash you're Haring so we can add it to the calendar.

And we'll see your dead ass on the trail today!

OnOn!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Reminder:

What: CKH3 #125 (a "just a f#ckin' hash" trail)
When: Saturday, March 29th at 3:00 PM.
Where: Sticks Billiards, 4474 Austin Bluffs Pkwy in the Springs (off of the northwest corner of Austin Bluffs and Barnes in the strip mall). Mapquest it if ye be confused.
Hares: MILF and Bicycle Bleeder.
Bring: Virgins! Oh and $5.
Notes: Trail is A to B, but if I know the hares, the end won't be too far from the start.

Monday, March 24, 2008

change in order

Someone might want to change the website by adding the new hash info for this week and change the sight so it does not read that the GDR is this coming weekend. Could just be me though. BTW your all wankers

Manitou MOPP hash!

The next MOPP hash is on April 25th! Unless someone decides to do one before then. Fellow hash founder (Lehigh Valley H3, Allentown, PA) Beggin' For It will be in town.


Everyone Poops!


If you want to order one, go here. Threadless is having a sale on tons of shirts!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Kimchi Trash & Pics for #123 & #124

CKH3 #123 - Hash started at Palmer park east side and ended at Palmer park west side. Nuthin' but Net was the hare, FRB: Bloody Z, DFL: No Girth, hashshit: NASCOCK, dog owners, a couple virgins, a couple auto wankers, and one basher: Unfuckable and then swing low. Not so good at writing the trash so feel free to add to the trash with comments.
CKH3 #123 - pictures


CKH3 #124 - Hash started at Will's sports pub. Bloody Z & Bloody T as the hares laid trail with red flour/chalk & green & red hair spray. The trail followed the parade route north along Tejon. The first beer check was the very top of the 7 story parking garage (where last years first beer check was). Right in front of Tony's bar, Bloody Z was snared by Wong Way who skipped the first beer check. Second beer check was at the railroad track bridge, which everyone skipped. On-in was down in the very bottom of parking garage underneath the Wells Fargo/Antlers Hilton building. Bloody Z drank for being the Hare then had to sit on a ice block for being snared, where he had beer & flour/chalk dumped on him. The hare snare was: Wong Way, FRB: I Like your Boobs, FBI: female virgin ?, DFL: Not so Silent Bob (I think), Virgins: too many to remeber ?, a couple females had to drink for playing with the kryptonite dildo, Autohasher: SALSA & Tits on the Ritz, Hashshit: Bloody Z (for many reasons), dog owners drank, Gotta get Wet drank for having a dog that likes to lick ice, so we named her dog 'Ice hole rim-job', and then swing low. After circle most people went back to Will's pub but Lick my Lincoln who had every bodies stuff in his car disappeared into Jack Quinn's with a couple female hashers, after two hours of calling and driving around trying to find Lincoln, he finally showed back up at Will's sports pub. Feel free to add to the trash with comments.
CKH3 #124 - pictures

CKH3 #124 - more pictures

CKH3 #124 - and more pictures from AFT

fags!


CKH3 #125:

What: CKH3 #125 (a "just a f#ckin' hash" trail)
When: Saturday, March 29th at 3:00 PM.
Where: Sticks Billiards, 4474 Austin Bluffs Pkwy in the Springs (off of the northwest corner of Austin Bluffs and Barnes in the strip mall). Mapquest it if ye be confused.
Hares: MILF and Bicycle Bleeder.
Bring: Virgins! Oh and $5.
Notes: Trail is A to B, but if I know the hares, the end won't be too far from the start.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Stupid crap! Yay!

Because Kimchi hashers are weird.... I give you:

Dancing animals!

And POOPING animals! (Notice the bear takes a 40 oz. break)...

Monday, March 17, 2008

a man came in for some carpet...

I call Net up after work today and I says, "Dude, it's St. Patty's Day, let's go to Murphy's for a beer."

Net replies, "I can't. I'm buying carpet."

So I assume he's talking about eating a chick out. Which is fine by me, but C-4 is like 18 months pregnant, which I'm guessing would be pretty gross. Not that I've ever gone down on a pregnant chick, of course.

But he explains to me that he is actually at the carpet store, buying the kind of carpet you put on your floor. On St. Patrick's day.

What a fag!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

From the Colorado H3 page:

"For those who are asking.P2H4 BFE VIII is on. Date are 30 May-01 June (as set by NIPs).Details to follow.We miss all of your hairy asses and saggy boobs.

Lip Lock Me, Humidor and Who's my Daddy?"

Happy Birthday:

Happy Birthday ESPN!

Have an awesome 30th!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Schwag Update:

The shirts, patches, and stickers are all in my possession.... moo hoo ha ha ha!
I'll be at the start point for Saturday around 11:00 AM hocking all the goodies.
BRING CASH if you have not already paid.
Shirt + 3 Patches = $25
Stickers are $2 (or 2 for $3)
See you guys on Saturday.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Called:

The March 29th trail date has been called. I dunno details, but it is spoken for.

Your mom,
NBN

Monday, March 10, 2008

hash space

All the cool kids are doing it. Go here to sign up.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

CO Invihash

I'm the only Kimchi registered, is anyone else gonna go? Walsenburg is only about 90 minutes away from the Springs, and it should be a good time.

Even if you're a big huge gaping vagina and aren't going, I'll need help with haring the prelube on that Thursday night.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

And The Hits Keep On Comin'

So Net, it seems that not only will I be able to Argue with brownie over a colege football game but now you as well. Thursday Sept 18th West Virginia vs U. Colorado in Colorado. Now isn't it a shame that my team plays your team in Colofuckingrado and I have to be deployed. As I am sure this would be a great time to get piss drunk and see the game live with everyone. So get your ticket and argue over the winner with Wheeler.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Kimchi movie night?

Kimchi movie night for the movie 'Semi-Pro', pre-lubing from Bloody Z's this Friday, March 7th. If you are intrested leave a comment and also what showing you what to catch (7:15, 8, 9:30, 10:15).

any questions call me at (719) 896-0825
Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi Hash #124 - Ides of March Green Dress & Toga Hash

Well St. Patrick's day is coming upon us once again, but this year we are hashing on the Ides of March. So beside hashing in green dresses, you have the option of hashing in a Toga... Since it was difficult to start from Jack Quinn's last year, I have decided to start from Will's Sports Pub away from most of the crowds. The hare will start the hash at noon the same as the parade, that way every one will be able to show off there lovely green dresses & toga's. There will be hash tags for this event as well.

Theme: Green Dress & Toga Hash
Hares: Bloody Z & T
What: Colorado Kimchi Hash #124 - Ides of March Green Dress & Toga Hash
When: Saturday, March 15, 2008 - pre-lube any time after the 5K, til 12pm (Noon) chalk talk will behind Will's Sports Pub. Hares out at Noon.
Where: Will's Sports Pub, 425 S. Nevada Ave., Colorado Springs, CO 80903
Trail: Live, A to B, dog friendly (need leash though)
Bring: $ hash cash, Hash bag, whistles, wear a green dress or toga
Directions: the northwest corner of S. Nevada Ave. & east Cimarron St. downtown Colorado Springs

any questions call Bloody Z at (719) 896-0825

Monday, March 3, 2008

WTF?

When the hell is the next Kimchi hash? Less than two weeks 'till the hash and directions haven't even been posted!