Wednesday, May 23, 2007


This is quite possibly the stupidest Hash idea EVER!!! Z and Lincoln will start by carrying a pony keg as far as they can up the Incline in Manitou Springs. When they stop, the hares will catch up and everyone will drink. Two new hares will continue ... you get the point. MILF suggested we all dress like Bhuddist monks, since we're climbing the "1000 steps" to enlightenment drunkeness. Believe it or not, once the keg is finished, the pack will run back down to the start via the Barr trail. This one oughta be good ... P.S. We need volunteers to stay sober and drive - we're gonna be TRASHED!!!

When: 2:00 PM , Saturday, May 23

Where: Barr Trailhead in Manitou Springs - just past the Cog Railway in Manitou Springs (515 Ruxton Ave.) see MAP

Hares: Initial Hares Bloody Z and Lick My Lincoln

TRAIL: up the Incline & down Barr trail

BRING: $ hash cash, cups/mugs to carry up the Incline

Directions: From I-25, take exit #141, head west on Cimarron St./24 go almost 5 miles to the Manitou Ave. exit go a little over a mile heading west on Manitou Ave. and take a left on Ruxton Ave follow it past the Cog railroad parking, take a right up the hill at the Barr trail parking sign and find parking.

On After is at Kinfolk in Manitou Springs, so bring some beer money, too!

****Safety note**** PLEASE make sure you are fully hydrated. The Incline goes from roughly 6,600 to 8,600 feet in the distance of a mile. Altitude plays a factor here, and hydration helps your body counter the effects of rapid altitude change (not that we're going to be moving all that fast). Bring extra Hashers, too! The more Hashers there are, the quicker we'll be able to drink all the beer, and the quicker we'll finish this completely F***ed up trail!

Monday, May 21, 2007

CKH3 # 103 (Dumbest Hash Idea EVER)

Are we still going through with this ridiculous idea? If so, is there a start time and start place? If not, where are we hashing? Poop.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

BFE 2006

Just had to share this picture from BFE last year. MILF was passed out for an hour or two (at 11:00 AM) in the sun until we found him next to his car. Donnie couldn't pass up the oppurtunity to show everyone his "Chief Red Berries" ass. (It's his MOPP Indian name... ask him about it.)

Tuesday, May 15, 2007


Hey wankers,
Can anyone help me move a few large items tommorow night? Wed around 6pm or so. I will buy pizza and beer
on on

MOPP this Friday

There will probably be a MOPP hash this Friday. It'll start at 6PM-ish on the dot! Further details TBA shortly. Yes, it will end close enough to Arctic for everyone to make it to Nappy's party.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Monday Night DIM> Cum Support your Kimchi Hare (at a different hash) hmmmm...........DO IT!

DIM #: Whothehellknows??
Monday May 14, 2007Hares: Cherry Picker and Nappy Headed Wh*re
On-Before: Howard's Pit BBQ on the west side of I-25 and Fillmore, 3350 N. ChestnutHounds out at 6ish
Bring: $5 hash cash, whistle, shag bag, virgins, and a thirst for shiggy.
This is a dog friendly trail.....
If you get lost call 719-650-7474

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

CKH3 # 102

What: CKH3 #102 (Red Headed Step-Child Hash)
When: Saturday, May 12th at 4:00 PM.
Where: Bernie's Place, 1106 N. Circle Dr. in Colorado Springs
Why: Because they wouldn't let us come to the Alamosa campout and poop everywhere...
Hare: Some chubby Mexican guy...
Directions: Bernie's is located off of the northwest corner of Circle and Galley in the Springs.
Bring: The usual $5, tequila if you have any and a thirst for beer. Trail is 'A' to 'B' but will be somewhat short. There WILL be beer-pong immediately following circle.
Additional Notes: THE TRAIL WILL NOT END AT ARCTIC CRAFT BREWERY. Also, there will be some experimental margarita mixing after circle in preparation for BFE!

Monday, May 7, 2007

finally updated

Just letting you all know that my blog has finally been updated. Do they have a blogging for dummies book yet I need to figure this shit out christ.

need a hare

Wankers, unless yunz guys wanna drive 2.5 hours down to the Sand Dunes, someone needs to step up and hare a Kimchi hash in the Springs. Of course, the trail at the Sand Dunes is gonna be kick ass...

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Text Message...

So I got a text message from Just Rylan today. He hurt his hand a few weeks ago and just went into get X-rays....turns out its broke! So if he comes to the hash this weekend make sure you give him a high five on his right hand and make him do lots of down downs for being a dumb ass.

dani "So which hand is hurt?"

Rylan "My right one"

dani "Why are you drinking with it then"

Rylan "Because its better to be in pain then to be a pain"


Wednesday, May 2, 2007

80909 pre-lube

Since the damn P2H4 is turning into a dry hash with only six beer stops on trail this week, I'm gonna get an early start down at Tony's. Uh, that's not MILF's house, it's a bar downtown on Tejon. They open at 11AM, and while supplies last if you buy a shot and a beer you get a free sombrero! So all yunz fags can walk over from the Underground, grab a sweet hat, and then head back over to the gay bar. Yeah, I know, you're not gay, you just like the cheap drinks because Z knows the bartenders there. Right.

By the way, there two Kimchi hashers among the hares this Saturday, so come out and show your support by getting shitty drunk!

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Nappy Heade WHORE's Birthday Hash

Dani’s 30th Birthday Party!!

Also now known as Nappy Headed WHORE!

When and Where:
We are going to celebrate my party at Arctic Craft Brewery!
18 May Friday @ 6pm

2506 E Platte Pl

Colorado Springs, CO 80909

Click on the link more information

(this bar accepts cash only)

I am providing food and beer. The only thing you need to bring is yourself and a CHAIR!! Seating is limited.

Beer Pong and Poker will be the party entertainment!

Pirates v.s. Ninja
we will let you in without costume but you will have to drink for it!

I hope you can all make it!!!

Woohooo I am turing 30!!

If you could send me an email to and let me know you will make it that would be great! It will help out with how much beer I need to buy!!

If anyone has a few 8 foot long tables they could donate for the night of the party that would help me out. I need four 8 foot long tables for beer pong and food.

If you have any questions please give me a call on my cell: NHW 439-2384