Mad props to Bloody Z for stepping up to the plate and serving as beermeister for this Saturday's hash.
From what I understand, our regular beermeister is having surgery. Apparently there is a procedure that allows for copious amounts of sand to be extracted from one's vagina.
I have to clear out a bunch of email at work because they are imposing mailbox limits. So I start going through a bunch of crap and land on this (below). It is the official story of how Rylan became a Kimchi hasher. Read it from bottom to top (Rylan in red and WOP in blue):
From WOP to NBN via email:
So, I get a lot of bullshit friend requests on Myspace, and this is the current progression of one of them. I get a friend request from a dude (he is in a cowboy hat, in a pool, holding a drink) and I think "great, gay porn" but it was at WOP's so I think, maybe a hasher? So, I approve the guy, and write him back... Turns out, assumption is truly the mother of all fuckups... Anyway, I figured I would include the progression... because I am bored... OH, and by the way, read it from bottom to top... See ya laters bro WOP
From WOP: Damn, here I thought I'd finally got a dude to hit on me, not that I was trying, but it would've been a nice change from fake porn chicks, and girls from high school who've put on a few hundred pounds. Anyway, to clarify, I am not at all gay, but thought that was funny., OH and about the drinking, running, drinking more thing, your more than welcome to come drink/run/act stupid with us. We make it formal (the hash) every other weekend, and this is the off week. But we may be hitting up the bar for the "official Kimchi happy hour" on friday... It isn't near as interesting as it sounds, but we like big titles... Usually we hit up Arctic Craft Brewing around 6 or 7... So, after all that, if you want to join up, feel free to pop by, seriously, we can never have enough drinking buddies... If you want a LOT more info about the hash, you can either go to; http://groups.myspace.com/CKH3http://groups.myspace.com/MOPPH3 (or for the "Official Kimchi H3 page)>>> http://groups.msn.com/ColoradoKimchiHashHouseHarriers/_whatsnew.msnw Feel free to join any or all of the groups, and hey, if you want the most current info on when and where we're drinking, we have a pretty sick little email thing... Anyway, I've written enough to make me feel gay, so I am gonna stop now... Laters
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From: Viva La Rylan Date: Nov 2, 2006 9:08 PM Lol. Well I can't say I've tried the gay porn thing, but whatever floats ur boat. I came across your profile in one of the groups and saw some dude that likes to get drunk, run around, and then drink some more. I thought to myself, is it Tues already, or is he a misfit like me? I figured you were probably hooked up with a group of fun loving trouble makers like I'm used to hanging out with. I don't make it a habbit of contacting strange men, but since I just moved to town a lil while ago, I'm taking a few more chances. I haven't gone hashing since college, but I remember what a good time it was (OK, so I don't remember shit so I assume it was a good time). Anyway, no I'm not hitting on ya, I'm just trying to find some crazy fuckers to have a good drink with. If this makes sense, write me back. If it doesn't, it's probably because I'm 3/4 drunk right now.
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From:WOPDate: Nov 2, 2006 8:12 PM SO, I look in my friends request, and had to ask myself, are you a 'Hasher' or is this gay porn? If your a hasher, you'll understand my conundrum, if your gay porn, "HI" WO mf P
Change: $25 for the shirt and ALL three patches! This weekend only!
(Above: These are the three patches we'll be getting in next week). Well... Holy crap, these shirts are going to be pricey. We're gonna have to charge $15.00 a shirt and that will be with no profit at all for the haberdashery. I just got the invoice....
That being said, they will look awesome, so I guess that's a plus. So I've concocted a deal in an effort to gain capital so that nobody has to pay out of pocket expenses.... if you bring $25.00 and prepay, you'll get a shirt and three patches for that price. Does that sound okay?
We are trying to get a feel for hashers that want to attend the Kimchi Fillmore/Nevada Challenge, we need you to vote on what day to have this event. It is similar to the Platte Road Challenge that the Kimchi did last year for our #100. Nuthin' but Net wants to have this event prior to my leaving. The Kimchi Fillmore/Nevada Challenge & BFE hash weekend will be my last hashes in Colorado before going to Afghanistan. There will be hash cards and patches for this hash event. Currently we are conflicted on what day to do this event. The two options are: 1. Thursday, May 29 prior to BFE hash weekend 2. Saturday, June 7, CKH3 #130 hash week after BFE
Also take this survey if you interested in pre-paying for Kimchi T-shirts and if so what color should we get them printed on? (the logos we are using for the shirt are shown below the survey)
@ss Gagger you TRAITOR, we now know you secretly love the Texas Longhorns.
CKH3 #121 - Hash started and ended at brownie's home, didn't get a lot of pictures. brownie was the hare, FRB: ?, DFL: ?, hashshit: brownie, late to the hash lots of hashers. But the most important part of this hash was when long time Texas A&M fan @ss Gagger proclaimed her love for the Texas University Longhorns and started wearing a Longhorns hat. @ss Gagger you TRAITOR!!! After the hash we all went to the Mardi gras parade with the Pike Peak hashers. Feel free to add to the trash with comments.CKH3 #121 - pictures
CKH3 #122 - Hash started at Tony's bar, all of us dressed to the 9's. Net in his Pretty in Pink shirt looking very gay. Bloody Z & M.I.L.F. as the hares laid trail in neon orange hair spray. The first beer check was to be the world's smallest bar but they had yet to open, so we went to the next beer check which was Phantom Canyon brewery where we played pool while drinking, next beer check was Oscar's bar where we enjoyed oysters, then on to Will's bar where the bartender gave us a free pitcher, then on-in to the end at McCabe's Tavern. FRB: Facial condom, FBI: Bicycle Bleeder, DFL: Nascock (even know we had to send Dances with Pillows back to Will's to get Net), to long between hashes: Dances with Pillows (aka: Argo-nutz), Hashshit: Lick my Lincoln (for being a fairweather hasher, going to the Superbowl, and not supporting his local Kimchi poop), Autohasher: Unfuckable, new to the hash: some hasher from Texoma H3, Aahlawetta for Wheeler Squeeler, then swing low. Feel free to add to the trash with comments.CKH3 #122 - pictures
Hey Kimchi bitches....missed you guys at the Peterson Brewfest. Of the 6 beers entered, I got a third place for the pumkin ale!!!! (Hey, this is my first homebrew medal where I didn't get first-out-of-one, third-out-of three. There were 15 beers in this catagory.)
What: CKH3 #123 When: Saturday, March 1st at 3:00 PM. Where: Palmer Park parking lot off of the corner of Maizeland and Academy in Colorado Springs. Meet in the farthest west parking lot near the "big tree" and picnic benches. Bring: $5 and a thirst for beer! (And a naked picture of Lick My Lincoln's mom). Plus a sweatshirt? It might be chilly. Hare: Some chubby Mexican guy.
It's less than two weeks 'till the next Kimchi hash, and the info for the next trail hasn't been posted yet! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?! Net is going to have a heart attack soon...
Who cares about Valentines day, click on the link ( Proposition 3/17 ). As hashers we already think St. Patrick's Day is a holiday, so lets make it an Offical holiday in the U.S.A., sign Proposition 3/17 now!
Let me thank everyone that participated in the tape recording. Sorry Net I wont be wearing that LBE for you do to the fact they stoped using them like 3-4 years ago. Best line of the tape was Wheeler saying but I don't drink PBR and Net replying but lucky for us Granny does. I am planning a beer pong game for later today, need to enjoy my 28th some how right.
Does anybody remember this time last year we were prepping for the kidnapping of 7 second pump.
1. So are we going to see this drunk bastard at the hash next Saturday? 2. Who's going to Arctic's Kimchi appreciation night? What time? 3. Bicycle Bleeder, are you up for designing some cool new Kimchi logos? 4. Does anyone have any new virgins to bring to the pub crawl on the 16th?
Must suck to be Granny right now. Not only is he stuck in Iraq, but his beloved Mountainqueers just blew a game to Pitt. Wow, that sure doesn't bode well for their tourney chances! I loved this quote from the AP write-up of the game:
Maybe West Virginia's all-gold uniforms were the bad omen. The Mountaineers football team wore the same color scheme during its stunning 13-9 loss to Pitt on Dec. 1 that ended West Virginia's national title hopes. Numerous Pitt students held up signs reading ''13-9.''