Quick Change to the line up for the next couple of Kimchi weekends

Quick Change to the line up for the next couple of weekends.  If you wnat to hare, just tell me which weekend works best!

253 – 03/09/2013 – Lip Lock Me “Green Dress”
254 – 03/23/2013 – Pigus Dickus
255 – 04/06/2013 – Juicy Pearl presents the first annual “Psycho 99”256 – 04/20/2013 – No Girth “5-Trails Pt. 1, Yr. 2 ... And Then I left the Building”
257 – 05/04/2013 – Cuntacumeleon & Icky
258 – 05/18/2013 – 3M “Century Club”

2013 Kimchi InterHash May 25 – 27:  HAPPY ASS RANCH Details to Follow!  See the Mighty GM, Pigus Dickus regarding the REGO (Rego site on HASH SPACE).

CKH3 #252 ... Juicy Said , "WHAT?!"

What: CKH3 #252 ... Juicy Said , "WHAT?!"
Hare(s):  Juicy Pearl
When:   23 February 2013; 2-ish
Where: Gracie's Lounge:  2627 Delta Dr, Colorado Springs, CO 80910
DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works (Delta Dr and Hancock Expy)
Bring: VIRGINS (because we always need someone to sacrifice to the Beer Gods), $5.00 Hash cash, ID (preferably one that at least LOOKS like you, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), head lamps and/or flashlights. 
Notes: Trail is ROUGHLY 3 - 5 miles.  Start is NOT dog friendly though trail MIGHT be....though Shiggy might be a bit ROUGHER than usual in areas.  It is FEBRUARY in COLORADO - so dress and prepare accordingly.

Re: 2013 Year of the Kimchi! As of 16 Feb 2013.

Yo!  Kimchi and various other Hashers… I am DYING here….more holes than I can fill….yes I am now on my knees BEGGING for Hares…from THIS CUMING Saturday to April 6 – guess what…there is NOTHING!  No One…  Not a peep or a cricket.  There MUST be someone, anyone to help me out here.  I know it’s been cold and sucky, but cum on now gang, throw a girl a bone PLEASE!!!!

252 - 02/23/2013 -

253 - 03/09/2013 -

254 - 03/23/2013 -

255 - 04/06/2013 -

                It’s coming down to the wire and well beyond QUIET DESPARATION! 

CKH3 #251 ...Oh When The Saints - Manitou Carnivale/Celebration & Parade

What: CKH3 #251 ...Oh When The Saints - Manitou Carnivale/Celebration & Parade

Hare(s):  Nacheaux Ass and Tittsburgh Squeeler

When:   09 February 2013; 9 AM (Yes that is in the MORNING FOLKS)

Where: 529 Canon Ave, Manitou Springs

DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works

Bring: BEADS BEADS BEADS, CANDY and Mardi Gras Attire!  It is Mardi Gras after all!  Hash Cash is $5 and a Bottle of the Finest Bum Wine you can lay your ass grabbin' little hands on.  Did we Mention Beads??

Notes: Per Tradition, Trail will start with a Bum Wine Tasting.  Trail is A to B.   No Shag Wagon.  You can walk across Manitou in 10 minutes, fer cryin' out loud.  Shut it, you whiney bitches, you KNOW you're going UP!!  Park anywhere you can and walk to the Start. My old place on Lincoln and Brownie's old place on Deer Path are good options, or if you get there early enough, Memorial Park.  Parade is at 1:00 pm and the start/line up is at Memorial Park.  The Hash walks last in the Parade; pub Crawl and Music after the Parade; on your own for Drinks. 

Laissez les Bon Temps ~et le Lapin~ Rouler! (Translation provided by Nacheaux Ass) 

CKH3 #250 And the LIVES have it!!

What: CKH3 #250 And the LIVES have it!!

Hare(s):  BDSM

When:   26 January 2013 at 2:00ish

Where:  Uncle Fred's Tavern:  215 Fontaine Blvd, 80911

DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works

Bring: A NET (I mean, you WANT to catch the Hare, right?)  VIRGINS (because we always need someone to sacrifice to the Beer Gods, $5.00 Hash cash, ID (preferably one that at least LOOKS like you, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), head lamps and/or flashlights. 

Notes: Trail is LIVE.  It’s January in Colorado folks, so dress accordingly. 

CKH3 #249 Its the Panda Express - And It's LIVE

What: CKH3 #249 Its the Panda Express - And It's LIVE
Hare(s):  Panda
When:   12 January 2013 at 2:00ish
Where:  Rhino's Sports & Spirits:  4307 Integrity Center Point, 80917
DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works
Bring: VIRGINS, $5.00 for Hash cash, ID, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), Bob's Mom, Piggus' Uncle, Juicy Pearl's Auntie, Starship InHerThigh's Sister, Lip Lock's Brother and Nubbin' but Love's Dad.
Notes: Trail is LIVE.  It’s January in Colorado folks, so Dress accordingly Unsure of any other details...

RE: 2013 Year of the Kimchi! As of 08 Jan 2012

Go ahead and lay the trail … Now we've got’em cuming, the Kimchi’s is on a roll!  One little email and I have a  few less holes to fill and Hares galore!  For those you poor, unfortunate souls who didn’t jump fast enough at the first three slots of the year, I have more.  Please find one that tickles your fancy. 

There is a rumor spreading that the first two trails of the year just MIGHT be LIVE.  I do believe Black Pearl Necklace started a trend!

So, here is the update….let me know if I missed anyone (SORRY DONKEY!) or when you wish to volunteer!  If anyone needs added to the list, please let me know.

249 - 01/12/2013 - Panda

250 - 01/26/2013 - BDSM

251 - 02/09/2013 - Nacheaux Ass

252 - 02/23/2013 -

253 - 03/09/2013 -

254 - 03/23/2013 -

255 - 04/06/2013 -

256 - 04/20/2013 - No Girth "5-Trails Pt 1, Yr 2 ... And Then I left the Building"

257 - 05/04/2013 -

258 - 05/18/2013 - Century Club (??)

259 - 06/01/2013 - BDSM "Running of the Bulls"

260 - 06/15/2013 -

261 - 06/29/2013 -

262 - 07/13/2013 -

263 - 07/27/2013 - Analversery - MisManagement

264 - 08/10/2013 -

265 - 08/24/2013 -

266 - 09/07/2013 - Doc & Donkey - StarWars Hash

267 - 09/21/2013 -

268 - 10/05/2013 -

269 - 10/19/2013 -

270 - 11/02/2013 -

271 - 11/16/2013 -

272 - 11/30/2013 -

273 - 12/14/2013 - Red Dress??

274 - 12/28/2013 - Not So Silent Bob

Where are all the HARES!

Hash update.....still need HARES for Jan and Feb!

Harelist:

249 - 01/12/2013
250 - 01/26/2013
251 - 02/09/2013
252 - 02/23/2013
253 - 03/09/2013
254 - 03/23/2013
255 - 04/06/2013
256 - 04/20/2013 - No Girth "5-Trails Pt 1, Yr 2 ... And Then I left the Building"
257 - 05/04/2013
258 - 05/18/2013 - Century Club (??)
259 - 06/01/2013 - BDSM "Running of the Bulls"
260 - 06/15/2013
261 - 06/29/2013
262 - 07/13/2013
263 - 07/27/2013 - Analversery - MisManagement
264 - 08/10/2013
265 - 08/24/2013
266 - 09/07/2013 - Doc & Donkey - 2nd Annual StarTrek Hash
267 - 09/21/2013
268 - 10/05/2013
269 - 10/19/2013
270 - 11/02/2013
271 - 11/16/2013
272 - 11/30/2013
273 - 12/14/2013 - Red Dress??
274 - 12/28/2013

CKH3 #247: Happy Birthday Day Black Pearl Necklace

What: CKH3 #247: Happy Birthday Day Black Pearl Necklace
When: 2:00, 15 Dec 2012
Where: McCabes Tavern, 520 S. Tejon St, 80903
Directions: Seriously? Find Tejon, head South, stop when you smell the Fish N'Chips!
Hare(s): Black Peral Necklace
Bring: Hash cash, ID (preferably, your own), Hash Shit, A VESSEL, shag bags, chalk, Lube (preferrably flavored), Piggy's Mom, Starship InHerThighs Dad, Juicy Pearl's Cousin, Nubbin but Love's Sister, Lip Lock Me's Cousin, transplants, interlopers and virgins!
Notes: Trail is LIVE and A to B. Nope, not confused not a mis-type, LIVE (WOOT WOOT)! Dress for the Weather (You know: December, Colorado), head lamps and/or flash lights HIGHLY recommended. There will be One BAR stop and One BEER stop. So be prepared

CKH3 #246 "It’s the KIMCHI Red Dress, because anyone could hold a Red Dress run when its 70 degrees!"

What: CKH3 #246 "It’s the KIMCHI Red Dress, because anyone could hold a Red Dress run when its 70 degrees!"
Hare(s):  Poop the Magic Drag Queen
When:   01 December 2012 at 2:00ish
Where:  King Pin Lanes - 3410 N. Academy Blvd (Behind Club Q)
DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works
Bring: RED DRESS (Hence the THEME of the Hash), VIRGINS, $5.00 for Hash cash, ID, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), Bob's Mom, Piggus' Dad, Juicy Pearl's Uncle, Starship InHerThigh's Auntie, Lip Lock's Sister and Nubbin' but Love's Brother. 
Notes: Prelube/On Before:  1:00. Trail is A to B trail with car backs.  It’s December in Colorado folks, so Be Prepared! There will be 2 bar stops in ADDITION to the beer stops; so once again, BE PREPARED (Cue Lion King) and don't forget to bring cash, just in case.  Haberdashery should be available.  OH, there is a strange Kimchi rumor the Mighty, Mysterious and Illustrious Raisin Smuggler just *might* make an appearance.

CKH3 #245 "Who put the MISS in MisManagement!"

What: CKH3 #245 "Who put the MISS in MisManagement!"

Hare(s):  Starship InHerThighs

When:   17 November 2012 at 1400ish. 

Where:  Sufferin' Bastard’s at 632 Peterson Road Colorado Springs, CO 80915; (719) 596-6326 Pre-lube 1330 hours.

Bring: Virgins, $5.00, ID, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), Bob's Mom, and weather appropriate clothing.

Notes: Trail is A to B trail with car backs.