What: Kimchi #267

What: Kimchi #267 Hare: Juicy Pearl Time: 2ish, Saturday September 21, 2013 (but come early to pre-lube with some tasty brews as Great Storm is hosting Oktoberfest!) Where: Great Storm Brewing 204 Mt View Ln #3, COS, CO 80907 - East side of North Nevada between Fillmore and Garden O' Gods. Bring: $5, virgins, love of lager. Shag bag, ID, headlamps, and possibly hip waders recommended. Based on current weather conditions, expect to get wet and muddy as well as additional biblical calamities including swarms of locusts, rivers of blood, etc. On-before is not dog friendly, trail is semi dog friendly (bring a leash and some judgement). On-in is alright for a properly supervised canine whose owner doesn't mind dealing with a dirty, wet, cactus-scarred, shiggy scratched and otherwise traumatized hash hound. You know, like normal.

Hapi Coat Update.

The Lady at the All-n-One (B-street and Lashelle; 1605 Lashelle Way) has agreed they can make the coats (just the coats) for $60. Currently, she is working to figure out how much the Kimchi Yeti patch will cost (we must be 12 at a time). Once complete she is going to give me a price for the full kit-n-kaboodle: Hapi Coat made (they are providing the materials) the patch, the patch affixed and the embroidery of said hasher's name in English and Koren along the front lapels. I know she is going to cut us a decent deal. However, for those of us who have the illustrious "beer coats" (as she calls them) it would do us good to have her add patches, etc. (or any other dry cleaning/mending needs), just to help build the relationship/rapport. I know Sam took his coat and wanker clothes there, as do I. I SHOULD have more information at the next Kimchi Trail this Saturday from Great Storm. Stay tuned for updates!

What: CKH3 # 264

What: CKH3 # 264 When: Saturday, 10 AUGUST 2013, 2:00ish Hare(s): Mexican Marble Muncher (3M), our new leader (all hail GM 3M!!) Where: Gracie's LoungedErections: 2627 Delta Dr. (Corner with Hancock (snicker) Expressway)Bring: $5 Hash Cash, ID, Vessel/Mug, and, of course, a love of lager and shiggy Notes: Trail is A to B and will have multiple beer stops (he isn't GM for nothing). On-before is not hound friendly but trail, on-in and on-after are. Refreshments will be served at the on-after. It is summer in Colorado- it could be hot, it could snow, or the trail may burn up or wash away before we get there- dress accordingly. ***posted for the New HareRazor: Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia ***

CKH3 #262: Colorado Kimchi Second Anal B-Hash!!

          CKH3# 262:  Colorado Kimchi Second Anal B-Hash!!

Hares:  Chlamydia^3 and Queer Eye

Saturday 13 JULY 2013 at 2 pm

Starts at Diamond Deb's, 919 Arcturus Dr. CS 80905

Bring: $5, a BIKE to ride for the hash, a VIRGIN to ride later, your ID and $ for a side trip if you want to imbibe

This is a bike hash, however not all portions of the trail are ride-able.  You likely should be wearing a helmet to protect any working brain cells that you have left after hashing as long as you have.  The hares would recommend that you ride a mountain or hybrid bike, not a road bike.  What you choose to ride after the hash is not our responsibility.  If you need a bike, call or text Chlamydia at 719-660-1100.

What: CKH3 # 261 Silver Moon/Tour de Elegance Memorial Trail

Cum one Cum all, break out the finery and join in the parade!  Tiaras and Top Hats!

What: CKH3 # 261 Silver Moon/Tour de Elegance Memorial Trail
When: Saturday, June 29 2013, 2:00ish pm
Start: SouthSide Johnny's - 528 S Tejon St, Colorado Springs
Hares: Rat's Ass and Gas Ass, the two-ass brothers
DisErections: Seriously?  It's JOHNNY's?  Tejon and Moreno. 
Bring: $5, a whistle, and an attitude. Virgins? Whose a virgin and why would want to be one?
Notes: Wear your finest attire, don't hold out on the diamond cuff links and tiaras; i.e., please visit your local Goodwill and purchase fine attire for under $5.00 so that the water won't damage your budget.  I am guessing four-miles, but the hares are both over 66-years old and it might be less (or more) depending on the meds we take that day.

CKH3 # 259 The Mystery Hare

What: CKH3 # 259 The Mystery Hare
When: Saturday, May 18, 2013, 2:00ish pm
Where:  On the Boulevard, 2855 N Murray Blvd  Colorado Springs, CO 80917
Hares: Guess you will have to show up to find out!
DisErections: N. Murray and S.  Carefree (roughly) 
Bring: $5,  Virgins, Lube, 3M's Auntie, Black Pearl Necklace's Brother, a VESSEL, koosies, a pre-lubed liver and cab money, just in case.
Notes:  Unsure, the Hare is a Mystery, even to me.  Be prepared for anything and everything that is Kimchi!

2013 Year of the Kimchi! As of 28 May 2013

First, I NEED A HARE for this weekend!  Someone, ANYONE!  Contact me off line with details ASAP!!!

Second .. Here is what we have cumming up over the next few months.  Find a Hole fill a Hole, as yoyu can see there are plenty!  ALSO!!  It is time to hand off the MisManagement.. step up, get involved help make Kimchi a little better by adding your own version of frivolity!  Lets shake things up a bit and get new folks in charge of the Kimchi Chaos. 

See current MisManagement if you are interested!  (Piggus - GM (Veteran Hashers perferred); Jucy - HashCash/Haberdashery; Lip Lock Me - BeerMeister). 

259 - 06/01/2013 –
260 - 06/15/2013 –
261 - 06/29/2013 -
262 - 07/13/2013 - C3 & Queer Eye’s Anal B-Hash! 
263 - 07/27/2013 - Analversery - MisManagement
264 - 08/10/2013 -
265 - 08/24/2013 -
266 - 09/07/2013 - Doc & Donkey - Star Wars Hash
267 - 09/21/2013 -
268 - 10/05/2013 -
269 - 10/19/2013 -
270 - 11/02/2013 -
271 - 11/16/2013 -
272 - 11/30/2013 -
273 - 12/14/2013 - Red Dress??
274 - 12/28/2013 - Not So Silent Bob

Website Updates!

Updates!  Its NOT too late to Rego - OR come up for a day visit. 

http://kimchi2013interhash.com/

CKH3 # 258 The Annual Century Club and Beer Mile 2013

What: CKH3 # 258 The Annual Century Club and Beer Mile 2013
When: Saturday, May 18, 2013, 2:00ish pm
Start: House of the Mighty 3M:  2108 Manitoba Dr, 80910
Hares: The one, the only the incredible incorrigible 3M and Our Own Haberdasher Juicy Pearl
DisErections: GFW - No seriously, Union and Fountain roughly.
Bring: $5, Grub to share, Virgins, Lube, a well manicured liver and a strong constitution.
Notes:  Yes my friends, it is that time again!  That time to test your liver, stamina and intestinal fortitude to Prove your worth, to Prove you can Conquer and Master the Century Club.  99 Shots of the strongest beer our Hare (3M) can come up with at 1 minute per shot.  This is a TABBED event, so vomiting DURING the trail WILL disqualify you, though it is highly encouraged after. Trail is Dog Friendly as long as your pup is moderately well mannered and gets long with other dogs.

There will be food after, so please bring something to share with the group or for the grill or both, whether or not you choose to participate.

Don't forget to sign up for Kimchi Interhash Memorial Day Weekend. Check out the website for details, www.kimchi2013interhash.com. REGO on HashSpace or contact Piggus Dickus.

CKH3 # 257 'Slap Yo Mamma'

What: CKH3 # 257 'Slap Yo Mamma'
When: Saturday, May 4th 2013, 2:00ish pm
Start: Gracie's Lounge -  2627 Delta Dr., 80906
Hares: Iwanna Kumona Iguana & Cunta Cumeleon
DisErections: Roughly HandCOCK and S. Academy. 
Bring: $5, a side dish for the after food at the On-In, Virgins, of course, lube (color and flavor of your choice). 
Notes:  Trai lis A-B and NOT dog friendly. 

Don't forget to sign up for Kimchi Interhash Memorial Day Weekend.  Check out the website for details, www.kimchi2013interhash.com.  REGO on HashSpace or contact Piggus Dickus.

What: CKH3 # 256: “5-Trails Pt. 1, Yr. 2 ... And Then I left the Building”

What: CKH3 # 256:  “5-Trails Pt. 1, Yr. 2 ... And Then I left the Building”
When: Saturday, April 20th 2ish pm
Hare: NoGirth
Where: Hacieda de Girth, 524 E. Uintah St., CS, CO 80903
Bring: $5, Whistle, Shagbag.

Updates, Updates, Updates...

Are YOU on the Whose Who attending the Kimchi InterHash? 

http://kimchi2013interhash.com/

InterHash Website

So, it is official, we have a WEBSITE for the Kimchi 2013 InterHash.  Check it out and REGO!

http://kimchi2013interhash.com/

Information will be updated as often as possible.

CKH3 #255 : Psycho 99

What:  CKH3 #255 : Psycho 99
When: Saturday, April 6th at 2:00 PM
Where: 2108 Manitoba Dr., Colorado Springs, Co. 80910 
Hare: Juicy Pearl
Theme:  Psycho 99
Directions: Exit 4. Take exit 139 to merge onto US-24 E toward Airport/Limon; Take the Union Blvd exit; Continue straight; Turn left onto S Union Blvd; Take the 2nd right onto Preuss Rd; Take the 1st left onto Boggs Pl; Take the 3rd left onto Manitoba Dr; Destination will be on the right
Bring: $5, strong stomach with at least one layer of grease (to help absorb the alcohol), designated driver or pup tent/sleeping bag, and if you wish to bring snacks or stuff to go with some hot dogs following the trails. 
Notes:  The rules are simple: complete 99 1 oz shots of cheap ass Kosher wine in 99 minutes (1 shot a minute).  Vomiting is allowed/encouraged (however spitting is not), but you still have to get all 99 down to complete the Psycho 99.  For those who do not wish to abuse their bodies in this manner, spectators are welcome, and there will be an A-to-A trail (length weather dependent) available for the die hard trail followers who would rather not witness the insanity. 

Also, don't forget to sign up for Kimchi Interhash Memorial Day Weekend....REGO on HashSpace or contact Piggus Dickus.

CKH3 #253: St. Patty's Day Green Dress Trail

What: CKH3 #253: St. Patty's Day Green Dress Trail
When: 2:00, 09 Marhc 2013
Where: Erin Inn - 6482 N. Academy Blvd
Directions: Academy and Dublin
Hare(s): Lip Lock Me
Bring: Hash cash ($5), WHISTLE ID (preferably, your own), Hash Shit, A VESSEL, shag bags, Hopi Coats, Lube (preferrably flavored), visitors, transplants, interlopers and virgins!
Notes: GREEN DRESS and/or St. Patty's Day attire...let's celebrate the one day of the year EVERYONE gets the luck of the Irish. Don't forget to sign up for Kimchi Interhash Memorial Day Weekend....REGO on HashSpace or contact Piggus Dickus

Quick Change to the line up for the next couple of Kimchi weekends

Quick Change to the line up for the next couple of weekends.  If you wnat to hare, just tell me which weekend works best!

253 – 03/09/2013 – Lip Lock Me “Green Dress”
254 – 03/23/2013 – Pigus Dickus
255 – 04/06/2013 – Juicy Pearl presents the first annual “Psycho 99”256 – 04/20/2013 – No Girth “5-Trails Pt. 1, Yr. 2 ... And Then I left the Building”
257 – 05/04/2013 – Cuntacumeleon & Icky
258 – 05/18/2013 – 3M “Century Club”

2013 Kimchi InterHash May 25 – 27:  HAPPY ASS RANCH Details to Follow!  See the Mighty GM, Pigus Dickus regarding the REGO (Rego site on HASH SPACE).

CKH3 #252 ... Juicy Said , "WHAT?!"

What: CKH3 #252 ... Juicy Said , "WHAT?!"
Hare(s):  Juicy Pearl
When:   23 February 2013; 2-ish
Where: Gracie's Lounge:  2627 Delta Dr, Colorado Springs, CO 80910
DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works (Delta Dr and Hancock Expy)
Bring: VIRGINS (because we always need someone to sacrifice to the Beer Gods), $5.00 Hash cash, ID (preferably one that at least LOOKS like you, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), head lamps and/or flashlights. 
Notes: Trail is ROUGHLY 3 - 5 miles.  Start is NOT dog friendly though trail MIGHT be....though Shiggy might be a bit ROUGHER than usual in areas.  It is FEBRUARY in COLORADO - so dress and prepare accordingly.

Re: 2013 Year of the Kimchi! As of 16 Feb 2013.

Yo!  Kimchi and various other Hashers… I am DYING here….more holes than I can fill….yes I am now on my knees BEGGING for Hares…from THIS CUMING Saturday to April 6 – guess what…there is NOTHING!  No One…  Not a peep or a cricket.  There MUST be someone, anyone to help me out here.  I know it’s been cold and sucky, but cum on now gang, throw a girl a bone PLEASE!!!!

252 - 02/23/2013 -

253 - 03/09/2013 -

254 - 03/23/2013 -

255 - 04/06/2013 -

                It’s coming down to the wire and well beyond QUIET DESPARATION! 

CKH3 #251 ...Oh When The Saints - Manitou Carnivale/Celebration & Parade

What: CKH3 #251 ...Oh When The Saints - Manitou Carnivale/Celebration & Parade

Hare(s):  Nacheaux Ass and Tittsburgh Squeeler

When:   09 February 2013; 9 AM (Yes that is in the MORNING FOLKS)

Where: 529 Canon Ave, Manitou Springs

DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works

Bring: BEADS BEADS BEADS, CANDY and Mardi Gras Attire!  It is Mardi Gras after all!  Hash Cash is $5 and a Bottle of the Finest Bum Wine you can lay your ass grabbin' little hands on.  Did we Mention Beads??

Notes: Per Tradition, Trail will start with a Bum Wine Tasting.  Trail is A to B.   No Shag Wagon.  You can walk across Manitou in 10 minutes, fer cryin' out loud.  Shut it, you whiney bitches, you KNOW you're going UP!!  Park anywhere you can and walk to the Start. My old place on Lincoln and Brownie's old place on Deer Path are good options, or if you get there early enough, Memorial Park.  Parade is at 1:00 pm and the start/line up is at Memorial Park.  The Hash walks last in the Parade; pub Crawl and Music after the Parade; on your own for Drinks. 

Laissez les Bon Temps ~et le Lapin~ Rouler! (Translation provided by Nacheaux Ass) 

CKH3 #250 And the LIVES have it!!

What: CKH3 #250 And the LIVES have it!!

Hare(s):  BDSM

When:   26 January 2013 at 2:00ish

Where:  Uncle Fred's Tavern:  215 Fontaine Blvd, 80911

DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works

Bring: A NET (I mean, you WANT to catch the Hare, right?)  VIRGINS (because we always need someone to sacrifice to the Beer Gods, $5.00 Hash cash, ID (preferably one that at least LOOKS like you, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), head lamps and/or flashlights. 

Notes: Trail is LIVE.  It’s January in Colorado folks, so dress accordingly. 

CKH3 #249 Its the Panda Express - And It's LIVE

What: CKH3 #249 Its the Panda Express - And It's LIVE
Hare(s):  Panda
When:   12 January 2013 at 2:00ish
Where:  Rhino's Sports & Spirits:  4307 Integrity Center Point, 80917
DisErections:  Google F*ckin Works
Bring: VIRGINS, $5.00 for Hash cash, ID, whistles, shag bag, koozies, drinking vessel, Lube (flavor preferred), Bob's Mom, Piggus' Uncle, Juicy Pearl's Auntie, Starship InHerThigh's Sister, Lip Lock's Brother and Nubbin' but Love's Dad.
Notes: Trail is LIVE.  It’s January in Colorado folks, so Dress accordingly Unsure of any other details...

RE: 2013 Year of the Kimchi! As of 08 Jan 2012

Go ahead and lay the trail … Now we've got’em cuming, the Kimchi’s is on a roll!  One little email and I have a  few less holes to fill and Hares galore!  For those you poor, unfortunate souls who didn’t jump fast enough at the first three slots of the year, I have more.  Please find one that tickles your fancy. 

There is a rumor spreading that the first two trails of the year just MIGHT be LIVE.  I do believe Black Pearl Necklace started a trend!

So, here is the update….let me know if I missed anyone (SORRY DONKEY!) or when you wish to volunteer!  If anyone needs added to the list, please let me know.

249 - 01/12/2013 - Panda

250 - 01/26/2013 - BDSM

251 - 02/09/2013 - Nacheaux Ass

252 - 02/23/2013 -

253 - 03/09/2013 -

254 - 03/23/2013 -

255 - 04/06/2013 -

256 - 04/20/2013 - No Girth "5-Trails Pt 1, Yr 2 ... And Then I left the Building"

257 - 05/04/2013 -

258 - 05/18/2013 - Century Club (??)

259 - 06/01/2013 - BDSM "Running of the Bulls"

260 - 06/15/2013 -

261 - 06/29/2013 -

262 - 07/13/2013 -

263 - 07/27/2013 - Analversery - MisManagement

264 - 08/10/2013 -

265 - 08/24/2013 -

266 - 09/07/2013 - Doc & Donkey - StarWars Hash

267 - 09/21/2013 -

268 - 10/05/2013 -

269 - 10/19/2013 -

270 - 11/02/2013 -

271 - 11/16/2013 -

272 - 11/30/2013 -

273 - 12/14/2013 - Red Dress??

274 - 12/28/2013 - Not So Silent Bob

Where are all the HARES!

Hash update.....still need HARES for Jan and Feb!

Harelist:

249 - 01/12/2013
250 - 01/26/2013
251 - 02/09/2013
252 - 02/23/2013
253 - 03/09/2013
254 - 03/23/2013
255 - 04/06/2013
256 - 04/20/2013 - No Girth "5-Trails Pt 1, Yr 2 ... And Then I left the Building"
257 - 05/04/2013
258 - 05/18/2013 - Century Club (??)
259 - 06/01/2013 - BDSM "Running of the Bulls"
260 - 06/15/2013
261 - 06/29/2013
262 - 07/13/2013
263 - 07/27/2013 - Analversery - MisManagement
264 - 08/10/2013
265 - 08/24/2013
266 - 09/07/2013 - Doc & Donkey - 2nd Annual StarTrek Hash
267 - 09/21/2013
268 - 10/05/2013
269 - 10/19/2013
270 - 11/02/2013
271 - 11/16/2013
272 - 11/30/2013
273 - 12/14/2013 - Red Dress??
274 - 12/28/2013