I saw Piggus Dickus at the SLO h3 anniversary in ...yes....San Luis Obispo. He is askerred (as they say in Tejas). I believe he thinks that puke will happily run down his ankle, and that it is the only place that he will be puked on. I say, aim for the eyes...seriously, he has bifocals on and that should protect him enough.
I leave on Wed. for the trek to Austin. See you fags there. Fuck the sippy cup tourney, I'm down with the pong tables though. Also, what say you to naked chariot races? I can get the materials, and a short amount of assembly whilst drinking heavily (meaning power tools and booze = hilarity) hell, a hammer and booze will bring hilarity to the group. :D