"Someone left a pink ipod a Wong Wey's abode after the last hash and the rightful owner should like it back. Please notify me or Wong Wey (email@example.com). If you're a guy, you may have to drink for it and are at risk of a renaming. Given that Lick Her Outlet once left a pink cell phone at the hash,she may be the culprit.
--Let's be careful out there,