Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Drunk Man Killed by Bears at Ukrainian Zoo After Falling Into Enclosure

Three bears at a Ukrainian zoo tore a man "limb from limb" after he fell into their enclosure, local media reports.

The 22-year-old man was drunk and trying to take close-up shots of the Siberian Brown bears at Mykolaev city zoo when he lost his footing, witnesses said, acording to Channel 5 television.

The three bears charged the man immediately, tearing him "limb from limb" as he tried to escape, according to the station, quoted by the Deutsche Presse-Agentur news agency.

The man was dead before keepers could separate the animals from their victim.

The brown bear is highly territorial and among the world's largest land carnivores.

The lesson here? SHARE YOUR BOOZE WITH THE BEARS!!!!

1 comment:

brownie said...

When I die, I hope the epitaph on my tombstone is as cool as the title of this post!