And the Kimchi rolls Where?? 2013 Here we cum!

249 - 01/12/2013

250 - 01/26/2013
251 - 02/09/2013
252 - 02/23/2013
253 - 03/09/2013
254 - 03/23/2013
255 - 04/06/2013
256 - 04/20/2013 - No Girth "5-Trails Pt 1, Yr 2 ... And Then I left the Building"
257 - 05/04/2013
258 - 05/18/2013
259 - 06/01/2013
260 - 06/15/2013
261 - 06/29/2013
262 - 07/13/2013
263 - 07/27/2013 - Analversery - MisManagement
264 - 08/10/2013
265 - 08/24/2013
266 - 09/07/2013
267 - 09/21/2013
268 - 10/05/2013
269 - 10/19/2013
270 - 11/02/2013
271 - 11/16/2013
272 - 11/30/2013
273 - 12/14/2013
274 - 12/28/2013

What: CKH3 # 239: Star Trek Hash (Going Boldly were Kimchi has never gone before!)

What: CKH3 # 239: Star Trek Hash (Going Boldly were Kimchi has never gone before!)
When: 2:00, 25 August 2012
Where: KB Craft Brewing - 3668 E. Bijou St
Directions: On Bijou about halfway between Academy and Chelton
Hares: Donkey and Doc
Bring: COSTUMES! Hash cash, ID (preferably, your own), Hash Shit, OWN MUGS, shag bags, chalk, sunscreen, sunglasses, WATER, psychiatric counselors, Bob's Mom, virgins and lube (flavored-preferred).
Notes: A to B run with fresh Kimchi; Dog friendly. It is a Donkey and Doc hash so you may want socks and or wet weather gear...it tends to rain, hail, or snow on our hashes. Donkey is requesting folks to tend beer stops, please contact her directly if interested!

CKH3 # 238 "Yep, She pulled it out of her ASS!"

What: CKH3 # 238 "Yep, She pulled it out of her ASS!"
When: 2:00, 11 August, 2012
Where: Trinity Brewing: 1466 Garden of the Gods Rd
Directions: Get yourselves to Garden of the Gods and Centennial Blvd; GFW - Google Fuckin' Works! 
Hares: Starship InHerThighs
Bring: Hash cash, ID (preferably, your own), MUGS, shag bags, chalk, sunscreen, sunglasses, welder's masks to protect your eyes, WATER psychiatric counselors, Bob's Mom, Piggus' dignity, virgins and lube (flavored-preferred).
Notes: Trail is A - B with Car Backs.  There are NO Pitchers, but One of the managers approved us for the "Human Power" Discount (10%).  Please park in the back parking lot (or employee parking) between Trinity and the Good Will.  Not recommended for the four-legged and furry do to the heavy traffic in the immediate area.  Hare will provide SOME WATER, but please bring your own as well. 

HARE (or co-hare) NEEDED!

HEY GANG!  We need a HARE for this weekend...like today.  I will step up if I can get a CO-Hare...someone, anyone???  Details to follow...

HARES NEEDED!!

Anyone?  Someone?  

238 - 08/11/2012 - NBN & Lip Lock Me

239 - 08/25/2012 - Donkey and Doc…Star Trek Hash – Costumes/Outfits encouraged; Are *you* Brave enough to be a Red shirt!?

240 - 09/08/2012

241 - 09/22/2012

242 - 10/06/2012

243 - 10/20/2012

244 - 11/03/2012

245 - 11/17/2012 – Starship InHerThighs (Co-hare to be named later) – B-Day Hash

246 - 12/01/2012

247 - 12/15/2012

248 - 12/29/2012 – Not So Silent Bob

CKH3# 237: KIMCHI 10TH ANNUAL ANALVERSIARY

When: 28 July 2012 at 2:00pm (1400 hours)
Where: Frankies Bar and Grill (Site of CKH3 #1)--Powers and Galley in
Colorado Springs
Bring: $10 for the hash, your own mug, extra money for T-shirts'
patches/schwag, your hoppie coat
Hares: Mismanagement and almost all CKH3 GM Emeritus

Details: The trail will be medium length with four "beer" stops. The stops
will be manned by GM emeritus' and they will provide their favorite
beverage of choice from Kimchi's past. The On-In will be epic. The
On-After will be epic"er" or mostest epic, take your pick....Plenty of food
and Bristol beer for your $10.
Mismanagement 2012-2013 will be crowned and the outgoing will be shot.

Trail should be dog friendly to include the On-In. Check with Piggus
Dickus about pooches at the On-After.

There might be a pre-lube on Friday... something about Raisin Smuggler
leaving for CHICAGO forever, or until she comes back. Details to cum.

F to the A

Denver hashers welcome. This will give you a chance to kick me in the butt
for the Red Dress.

CKH3 #236 Summer B-ash (Bike hash)

What: CKH3 #236 Summer B-ash (Bike hash)

When: Saturday, July 14 at 2:00pm

Where: Robin Hood (2830 N Nevada Ave 80907 - on Nevada just south of Fillmore)

Directions:  Take exit 145 for Fillmore St; Turn right onto W Fillmore St; Turn right onto I-25 BUS S/N Nevada Ave; Destination will be on the right

Hare: C3 & Queer Eye

Bring: YOUR BIKE! Hash Cash, Water, Virgins, Bob’s Mom, Hash Bag, Whistle, Lube and a pad for your taint!

Notes: Best for mountain or hybrid type bikes, not the trail to show off your fancy carbon fiber road bike.  You will have to dismount and carry at times. If you need a bike or have one to lend out contact Chlamydia at (719)660-1100. Trail could be run but will be longer than standard hash (10-12 mi).  Trail is hash hound friendly but on-before and on-in are not. Hares will have some water but bringing your own isn't a bad idea.

CKH3 #2354 - Life's A Beach Hash

What: CKH3 # 234: Life's Beach Hash
When: 16 June 2012, 2:00 pm
Where: Holy Cow - 5885 Stetson Hills Blvd
Directions: Well, there are a million ways to get here, but it is on the South East corner of Stetson Hills and Powers Blvd. Stetson Hills Blvd is North of Barnes Road and south of Woodman Blvd.
Hares: Juicy Pearl & Deep Throat
Bring: Hash cash, ID (preferably, your own), shag bags, chalk, sunscreen, sunglasses, bikini's/speedos, welder's masks to protect your eyes, psychiatric counselors, Bob's Mom, Piggus' dignity, virgins and lube (flavored-preferred).
Notes: Trail is dog friendly, but on-before/on-in are not. Advise having additional funds in case you work up an appetite.

CKH3 #233

What: CKH3 # 233
When: 19 May 2012, 2:00 pm
Where: Mill Hill Saloon: 1668 South 21st Street 80904
Directions: Take exit 141 for US-24 W/Cimarron St; Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Pikes Peak/Woodland Park; Turn left onto W Cimarron St.; Continue straight onto US-24 W/W Cimarron St.; Turn Left onto S 21st St.; Turn right onto Skyview Ln, destination will be on the left
Harettes: C3 and Just Christine
Bring: Hash Bag (well stocked), $5, Own Mug, and your most courageous virgins
Notes: Trail is A-B A to B, long with car backs, hares will have some water but pack/dress according to weather. Trail is dog friendly, but on-before and on-in are not. Call C3 for hash hound accommodations.

CKH3 # 232 Bikini Water Fight Hash Run

What: CKH3 # 232 Bikini Water Fight Hash Run
When: 19 May 2012, 2:00 pm
Where: Garden of the Gods Trading Post (back patio); 324 Bekcers Ln, Manitou Springs, CO 80829
Directions: Take exit 141 for US-24 W/Cimarron St; Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Pikes Peak/Woodland Park; Turn left onto W Cimarron St.; Continue straight onto US-24 W/W Cimarron St.; Turn right onto S 31st St.; Turn left onto W Colorado Ave.; Continue onto Manitou Ave.; Turn right onto Beckers Ln
Hare: Whore-2-Culture
Bring: Water Warfare weapons (water guns, squirt guns, water balloons, etc), Hash Bag (well stocked did I mention the WATER? change of clothes, shoes, socks, etc), $5, Own Mug, a desire for wetness and your bravest virgins
Notes: Trail is A-B-C with 2 beer stops. Wear something you don't mind getting wet, there will be water! Bikini's for the Harriette's of course!

CKH3 #231 - Cinco deMayo - 3M Style

What: CKH3 #231 - Theme: Cinco deMayo! (You know Mexican Shite!)
When: May 5, 2012; 2:00
Where: Swirl Wine Emporium, 717 Manitou Ave, Manitou Springs, CO  80829

Directions:  At exit 141, take ramp right toward Manitou Spgs / Pikes Peak; Turn left onto US-24 West / W Cimarron St; Pass Travelodge on the left in 2.2 mi; Take ramp right and follow signs for US-24-BL; Turn right onto US-24 Blvd / Manitou Ave; Arrive at 717 Manitou Ave Manitou Springs, CO 80829

Hare: 3M - Mexican Marble MunchierBring: $5, virgins, and Hash Bag, personal mug, and of course, Lube (psst this is Kimchi, duh)!

Kimchi UPdate, 25 April...Here Hare - come here you fuzzy little (*^*#

Howdy GANG!  It is your friendly yet missing in action Kimchi Hare Raiser!  Guess what…OMG we need hares.  As I wait anxiously to hear from our mighty 3M regarding the Cinco De Mayo Hash. I am caught in the conundrum of what to do about the Rest of May and ALL of June.  NOW, our adoring Juciy Pearl originally reserved the 19^th for himself, but do to other obligations needs to reschedule to Jun 2…as long as we can find a replacement HARE. 

I am TIED up until June at the earliest….sorry gang, the ropes and ball gag beckon or I would take it.  SO…I know somewhere over the rainbow there is SOMEONE wanting to HARE in the next few weeks…..PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE with Cinnamon on top?  There is a hasher out there somewhere who has yet to get laid….step right up it doesn’t hurt much and you KNOW Kimchi ALWAYS provides plenty of LUBE. 

The Hare listing as I have it is listed below.  I will send out another obnoxious message by Sunday morning if I don’t hear something…and the tongue lashing will continue until SOMEONE gives in. 

231 - 05/05/2012 – 3M: Cinco de Mayo
232 - 05/19/2012 –
233 - 06/02/2012
234 - 06/16/2012 - (Father’s Day Theme???)
235 - 06/30/2012 - Triple D! (co-hare to be named - theme to be decided)
236 - 07/14/2012 – C3 and Queer Eye (Theme to be decided)
237 - 07/28/2012 – Kimichi Analversary - Mismanagement
238 - 08/11/2012
239 - 08/25/2012
240 - 09/08/2012
241 - 09/22/2012
242 - 10/06/2012 - Triple D! (co-hare to be named - theme to be decided)
243 - 10/20/2012 - (Hallowe'en Theme??)
244 - 11/03/2012 - (Election Day Theme?)
245 - 11/17/2012 –
246 - 12/01/2012
247 - 12/15/2012 - (So it WASN'T the end of the World As We Know It Theme??)
248 - 12/29/2012 – Not So Silent Bob

Boldly Going On-on

Starship InHerThighs

CKH3 Hare Raiser

StarshipInHerThighs@gmail.com

CKH3 #230 - Part 1 Of Springs Spring Quint

What:  CKH3 #230Part 1 of Springs spring quint.
When: April 21st, 2012 2ish pm
Where:  Haceinda de Girth, 524 E. Uintah St., CS, CO 80903
Hare: NoGirth
Bring: $5, virgins, and fun attitude.
Notes:  A-B, dogs OK.

CKH3# 229 - Century Club Meets the Beer Mile

What: CKH3 #229 - Century Club Meets the Beer Mile

When: Saturday, April 7th at 2:00 PM

Where: 3M’s Place: 2108 Manitoba Dr., Colorado Springs, Co. 80910  

Hare: 3M (Mexican Marble Muncher)

Theme:  Century Club meets the Might Beer Mile

Directions: Exit 4. Take exit 139 to merge onto US-24 E toward Airport/Limon; Take the Union Blvd exit; Continue straight; Turn left onto S Union Blvd; Take the 2nd right onto Preuss Rd; Take the 1st left onto Boggs Pl; Take the 3rd left onto Manitoba Dr; Destination will be on the right

Bring: $5, strong stomach with at least one layer of grease (to help absorb the alcohol), and stuff for the BBQ 

following the trails. 

Notes:  The rules are simple:  for the Century Club complete 100 shots of 11or 12% beer in 100 minutes – trail is determined by our own 3M.  For the Beer Mile:  Complete one beer every quarter mile (you must finish the beer before starting on the next quarter mile) – Trail determines once again by 3M. 

CKH3 #228 - Kimchi Green Dress Run

What: CKH3 #228 - Kimchi Green Dress Run
When: Saturday, Mar 27th at 2:00 PM
Where: Tony's Downtown Bar - 311 N Tejon St, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, (719) 228-6566.  http://www.tonysdowntownbar.com
Hare: Meals on Wheels and Poop
Theme:  Green Dress Run - Lucky be a Lady!
Directions: Exit 142, Bijou Street toward Downtown; Turn left onto W Bijou St; Turn right onto W Kiowa St; Turn left to stay on W Kiowa St; Turn left onto N Cascade Ave; Turn right onto E Platte Ave; Turn left onto N Tejon St
Bring: $5, warm clothes, head lamp, curiousity, ID, CASH and VIRGINS!
Notes:  This will be a Turkey/Eagle Hash.  There is a Bar Hop for the Turkey's and a Trail for the Eagles.