Another BP sound bite:

From a conversation earlier today between NBN and Brown Pussy:

NBN: Remember, you have to wear granny panties to the next hash to get your retard tab.

BP: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.

NBN: Yeah, they're only $0.88 at Walmart in the ladies section.

BP: Well, I might want to get some cute ones, dude.

Brownie at Tex-Mex?

Pitt - 19, wvu - 15

Don't expect to hear from Granny for a while!

ACK!

Do the Kimchi still have a hash? Just sayin', because I haven't seen any info about the start point.

C4 as a little girl

Text from Brown Pussy this morning:

"I blacked out after smashing beer cans on the table with my fist. :( How bad did I get?"

PSA

Just an FYI for the few Kimchi hashers who aren't afraid to chase some shiggy in shitty weather. This is in the area we'll be at on Saturday. Autowankers, or "non-real hashers" as Net would call them before driving to the end, don't need to worry.

"Just thought I'd mention this as a caution, we've been having a rash of "smash and grab" car break-ins here in the Rockrimmon area over the past week. Most have occurred during the day, a couple in the parking garage and parking lot of the building I work in, and several others in other nearby locations (we're right next to Ute Valley Park). It's best not to leave valuables in your car when parking at the trail head."

Now, I'm going to jerk off to the pic below...

Erotica for the desperate

Was digging through pics of some past hashes and found this from Liquid Plumber's hash back in September. I found myself strangely fascinated by the technique being displayed......Donkey Thong rocks!!!

Kimchi #142

CKH3 #142
11/22/2008
2 P.M.
6920 Native Circle, CSCO, 80919
Hare: STD Bitch

#142

What: CKH3 #142
When: November 22, 2008, 2 P.M.
Where: 6920 Native Circle, CSCO, 80919
Bring: $5, Hash Cash, Whistle, Virgins, Thirst for Beer
Hare: STD Bitch
Trail: Live shiggy ecstasy!

CKH3 #142

Wankers,

Beta for the next Kimchi hash:

Starts 2PM at 6920 Native Circle, CSCO, 80919. Use mapquest, but it's kinda sorta up north near Ute Valley Park. STD Bitch is bustin' her hare cherry (no pictures please, though amateur porn videos can be filmed...), and it'll be a live one! She's even said she only wants a five minute head start!

crickets

Ever notice how quiet Granny gets after a WVU loss?

New naming!

Say hello to "Nubbin Butt Love."

Beenies limited number 10.00 at raisen's hash this Saturday. Future Shirts can be in Girlie cut as well please give me a heads up if you want the TexMex BJ/Kimchi and what size. Granny on your shirt, why are you going with a guy over seas? Why not our guy? May be cheaper here...Also is there no sign of Kimchi on it? Send me something on HashSpace.
Working on the Beaver shirt for you, may have it ready Sunsday.

Mug Sighting

So there I was....no not at Arctic. I decided why not lets go to the Flatlanders Halloween Hash. I arrive and there before my very eyes was Bleeder's and Lincoln's mugs on trail. I think Bleeder's mug had a little more fun though. It kept appearing amongst nekkid hashers. Amazingly no teabagging was ever seen. It had quite a fun time with a virgin and then suddenly posed with a topless, pumpkin headed hasher. Well, Bleeder's mug had a great time in San Diego as some of you might know. However, she does not seem to want to go home just yet. She is thinking of heading east for a bit and then who knows after that. She is having fun and meeting lots of new hashers. Unfortunately not all the pictures can be posted but I will gladly show them to anyone if they ask. I will also do this whenever I get more photos from her. Lincoln's mug made a guest appearance but thinks he might go back east for a bit. I wonder if they are collecting frequent flyer miles?

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