Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MOPP Salida pub crawl

Wankers,

For the third year in a row some of us will be headed down to Salida for a pub crawl. The crawl will be on Saturday, March 13th, and start at 6:35PM-ish sharp at the First Street Cafe in downtown Salida.

http://www.firststreetcafesalida.com/

We'll be staying at the Salida Hostel, fairly cheap and walking distance to all the bars.

http://www.simplelodge.com/

Your hare will be the esteemed Gaylord Focker.

We usually hit Moonlight Pizza around 3PM for some awesome grub. But since we'll be waiting on Gaylord to finish the marathon, it might be as late as 4PM or 5PM this year. Until we leave for pizza we can all be found downing PBR in Riverside Park.

Monday, February 22, 2010

CKH3 #175 Saturday, Feb 27th 2pm

What: CKH3 #175 (The Polygamist Buffalo Commons Hash)
When: Saturday, February 27th at 2:00 PM
Hare: Lip Lock Me
Where: Cleats Bar and Grill, 6624 Delmonico Drive in Colorado Springs
Directions: From I-25, exit at Woodmen (#149) and head west. The road turns into Rockrimmon Blvd. Turn left at Delmonico Dr. Cleats will be located on the west side of the street in the strip mall.
Bring: $5, a thirst for beer and a shag bag. THERE WILL BE A SHAGWAGON. Trail will be A to B, LIVE HARE, and is NOT dog friendly. Bring lube for Bob’s mom.

Friday, February 12, 2010


Happy birthday, Granny!

Where is the hare razor? WTF?

CKH3 Trail bitches!
Saturday (Feb 13th) begins at 7AM with a bum wine tasting. Meet at 120 Deer Path in Manitou, 80829.

Bring your favorite bottle of cheap wine in lieu of hash cash.

Trail, short on distance but heavy on scenery and beer checks, should start around 8:30AM-ish. But us Manitoids don't really check the clocks on weekends, so don't bitch if it starts a little late. Rest assured, we will finish in time to get to the parade.
There will be PBR. There will be Boone's. There will be cheap, plastic gin. There will be hurricanes. There will be a trail. There will be a parade. There will be lots of drunk, floozy women. What the hell more can you possibly ask for?
Oh yeah, lots of crash space. Nacheaux and I live in Manitou, and $100 is a five dollar cab ride away. Bring a sleeping bag.

Thursday, February 4, 2010




Well, we're off to Houston. Viva la Brass Monkey H3, bitches!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

OMFG! When/where is the next Kimchi hash???

Why do you people wait so long to post the info???

Friday, January 29, 2010

Since it didn't get posted on this blog:

What: CKH3 #173
Date: January 30, 2010.
Hares: NoGirth & Piggus Dickus.
Start: Time Out Sports Bar. 3721 Drennan Rd. CS, CO 80910, (719) 390-7257.
Time: 2ish (it's a Kimchi trail!!!)
Bring: $5, thirst, shag bags will NOT be needed, etc.Time Out is in a strip mall on the southwest corner of Academy & Drennan.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

foreign poop. and bear creek park poop.

Nice post by Dr. Slow Ride mentioning the Kimchi can be seen here. I think he's in Europe. Or Zimbabwe. I don't know, some kind of third world country.

FYI, I took a humongous shit at Bear Creek Park on my run this morning. It's near the visitor center. I could have easily made it to the bathroom there, but I just felt like crapping outside. It'll be there for at least ten days if anyone wants to go check it out.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Eh Toi!

FYI Hashtards...

What: Masquerade Birthday Bash
When: Friday, Feb 12th
Where: Somewhere in Manitou - details pending
Why: Why the Hell not??

Thursday, January 21, 2010

OMFG!

When and where, pray tell, is the next trail for the Kimchi hash? Will there be ample notice? Will shag bags and wagons be involved?

-NBN

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Found this jewel of Net

Found this of Net not sure of the month but sometime around either me coming back from Iraq or InterAM

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Go for the Gold!

Who is going to win the gold? Hash olympics are today! Prepare youself for a real test! (Think Luke and Yoda on the Dagobah System).

Monday, January 11, 2010

Further Proof...

...that Math is Hard. Hashing is Easy.

Friday, January 8, 2010

CKH3 #172

What: CKH3 #172 (Hash Olympics)

When: Saturday, Jan 16th at 2:00pm

Where: Belle's Lounge, 734 N. 19th St., (719) 632-4282

Hare: Just Carlos

Erections: The bar is just north of the intersection of Unitah/19th St. The bar opens aat 2:00pm for you early birds (it is a Kimchi hash after all).

Bring: $5 and a shag bag. Yes Brownie, a shag bag. Trail is A to B an promises to thrill all who attend.

Notes of interest: The Hash Olympdicks will consist of several beer events immediately following circle. Prizes will be awarded for 1st through 3rd place in both individual and team competition. Bring your thirst for beer, competitive spirit, or just a camera so you can document the stupidity. Cool points doled out for those that bring all three.