serious like a vato!

hash flash

Midnite Stroker's pics from the Kimchi Red Dress hash can be seen here, bitches!

My Hat!

Finally! I got an awesome Christmas present! Lip Lock Me gave me back my hat (the one Donnie is wearing in this picture) along with a 40 oz. of high-gravity 8-ball. What a guy... he only held it hostage for six months. (That bastard...)

happy hour?

It's been WAY too long since I've visited the ramshackle garage that is Arctic Brewing. Think I'll correct that this Friday. I'll be there around 6PM. Anyone wanna join me?

Reason #23,378 why you should hash today:

You'll get to see a bunch of dudes in red dresses. Further, I'll be handing out a few hash business cards... need I say more?

CKH3 #118: Note from the hares...

Brownie called me today asking if I would make sure everyone brings an extra $5 for one of the beer stops that will be in a drinking establishment. So considered yourselves warned, bitches.

CKH3 #118 reminder:

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The Red Dress run this Saturday WILL NOT be starting at "Balanced Rock." Brownie wanted me to make that clear.

What: CKH3 #118 (Red Dress)

When: Saturday, December 22nd @ 2:00pm.

Hares: Brownie and MILF (The GM Alliance)

Where: The Garden of the Gods parking lot (near "Kissing Camels")

Directions: Head west on Colorado Ave, make right on 30th St., make left at Gateway Rd. (Main Entrance to the GOG), curve to right at Juniper Way Loop and watch for the parking lot on your left.

Bring: $5 and virgins! Oh, and a red dress. (Also, according to the hares, there will be some good shiggy).

GO ARMY!

Please note that Team Army currently rules the CKH3 beer pong world. Net and I whooped Team Navy (Lincoln and Z) and then absolutely destroyed the Air Force representatives of Boobs and Weasel. I believe the destruction of the AF squad was the first time I've ever seen a shutout.

Updated flyer for Brownie's party:

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Poor Granny:

It looks like Granny is out of luck!

View the story here.

P2H4 this Saturday

Kimchi supporter No-Girth is haring the Pikes Peak hash this Saturday. Starts at his house at 2PM. Any Kimchis wanna roll up all serious-like-a-vato style with me? I'll be at Tony's beforehand if anyone really wants to push the envelope that day.

We need more verses...

NBN laid a trail,
That only went eight blocks,
When the pack caught up to him,
He showed us all his cock...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Brownie just fucked a chick,
But she was a screamer,
So he had to shut her up,
With a Cleveland Steamer...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

One dream that the Kimchi have,
Is to win the lotto,
Then we'd get our statues made,
Looking serious like a vato...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Kimchi hashers love to drink,
You know they have no fear,
That doesn't mean they won't throw up,
From drinking too much beer...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

MILF is really kinky,
He loves to get spanked,
He gets a lot of action,
Because he looks just like Tom Hanks...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Just another reason PITT sucks

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Mountaineers nor the Pitt Panthers made it to a bowl game. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry.

So, they decided on a week long ice fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

So on a cold freezing day on Cheat Lake their contest began. The first day after 8 hours of fishing, the Panthers had caught 0 fish and the Mountaineers had 100. At the end of the 2nd day, the Panthers had caught 0 fish and the Mountaineers 200.

That evening the Panthers coach got his team together, “I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place.” So the next morning, he dressed one of his players in gold and blue and sent him over to the Mountaineers camp to act as a spy.

At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach. The coach asked, “Well, how about it, are they cheating?”

“They sure are!” the player reported, “They’re cutting holes in the ice.”

Granny's address

Hey all, if you want to contact Granny overseas then here is the address. Right now he can see the blog but can not post so obviously I am posting it for him. I know that he misses the hash and would like to hear from you all.

Wheeler


SSG Mark Peck
B CO 1/68 AR
unit # 6065
APO AE 09378

CKH3 #118 (Red Dress):

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What: CKH3 #118 (Red Dress)
When: Saturday, December 22nd @ 2:00pm.
Hares: Brownie and MILF (The GM Alliance)
Where: The Garden of the Gods parking lot (near "Kissing Camels")
Directions: Head west on Colorado Ave, make right on 30th St., make left at Gateway Rd. (Main Entrance to the GOG), curve to right at Juniper Way Loop and watch for the parking lot on your left.
Bring: $5 and virgins! Oh, and a red dress. (Also, according to the hares, there will be some good shiggy).