serious like a vato!

hash flash

Midnite Stroker's pics from the Kimchi Red Dress hash can be seen here, bitches!

My Hat!

Finally! I got an awesome Christmas present! Lip Lock Me gave me back my hat (the one Donnie is wearing in this picture) along with a 40 oz. of high-gravity 8-ball. What a guy... he only held it hostage for six months. (That bastard...)

happy hour?

It's been WAY too long since I've visited the ramshackle garage that is Arctic Brewing. Think I'll correct that this Friday. I'll be there around 6PM. Anyone wanna join me?

Reason #23,378 why you should hash today:

You'll get to see a bunch of dudes in red dresses. Further, I'll be handing out a few hash business cards... need I say more?

CKH3 #118: Note from the hares...

Brownie called me today asking if I would make sure everyone brings an extra $5 for one of the beer stops that will be in a drinking establishment. So considered yourselves warned, bitches.

CKH3 #118 reminder:

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The Red Dress run this Saturday WILL NOT be starting at "Balanced Rock." Brownie wanted me to make that clear.

What: CKH3 #118 (Red Dress)

When: Saturday, December 22nd @ 2:00pm.

Hares: Brownie and MILF (The GM Alliance)

Where: The Garden of the Gods parking lot (near "Kissing Camels")

Directions: Head west on Colorado Ave, make right on 30th St., make left at Gateway Rd. (Main Entrance to the GOG), curve to right at Juniper Way Loop and watch for the parking lot on your left.

Bring: $5 and virgins! Oh, and a red dress. (Also, according to the hares, there will be some good shiggy).

GO ARMY!

Please note that Team Army currently rules the CKH3 beer pong world. Net and I whooped Team Navy (Lincoln and Z) and then absolutely destroyed the Air Force representatives of Boobs and Weasel. I believe the destruction of the AF squad was the first time I've ever seen a shutout.

Updated flyer for Brownie's party:

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Poor Granny:

It looks like Granny is out of luck!

View the story here.

P2H4 this Saturday

Kimchi supporter No-Girth is haring the Pikes Peak hash this Saturday. Starts at his house at 2PM. Any Kimchis wanna roll up all serious-like-a-vato style with me? I'll be at Tony's beforehand if anyone really wants to push the envelope that day.

We need more verses...

NBN laid a trail,
That only went eight blocks,
When the pack caught up to him,
He showed us all his cock...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Brownie just fucked a chick,
But she was a screamer,
So he had to shut her up,
With a Cleveland Steamer...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

One dream that the Kimchi have,
Is to win the lotto,
Then we'd get our statues made,
Looking serious like a vato...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Kimchi hashers love to drink,
You know they have no fear,
That doesn't mean they won't throw up,
From drinking too much beer...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

MILF is really kinky,
He loves to get spanked,
He gets a lot of action,
Because he looks just like Tom Hanks...

Kimchi Hashers keep it up,
Kimchi, Kimchi Hashers,
We all know that your hash sucks,
You bunch of dirty bastards.

Just another reason PITT sucks

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a season when neither the Mountaineers nor the Pitt Panthers made it to a bowl game. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry.

So, they decided on a week long ice fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

So on a cold freezing day on Cheat Lake their contest began. The first day after 8 hours of fishing, the Panthers had caught 0 fish and the Mountaineers had 100. At the end of the 2nd day, the Panthers had caught 0 fish and the Mountaineers 200.

That evening the Panthers coach got his team together, “I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place.” So the next morning, he dressed one of his players in gold and blue and sent him over to the Mountaineers camp to act as a spy.

At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach. The coach asked, “Well, how about it, are they cheating?”

“They sure are!” the player reported, “They’re cutting holes in the ice.”

Granny's address

Hey all, if you want to contact Granny overseas then here is the address. Right now he can see the blog but can not post so obviously I am posting it for him. I know that he misses the hash and would like to hear from you all.

Wheeler


SSG Mark Peck
B CO 1/68 AR
unit # 6065
APO AE 09378

CKH3 #118 (Red Dress):

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What: CKH3 #118 (Red Dress)
When: Saturday, December 22nd @ 2:00pm.
Hares: Brownie and MILF (The GM Alliance)
Where: The Garden of the Gods parking lot (near "Kissing Camels")
Directions: Head west on Colorado Ave, make right on 30th St., make left at Gateway Rd. (Main Entrance to the GOG), curve to right at Juniper Way Loop and watch for the parking lot on your left.
Bring: $5 and virgins! Oh, and a red dress. (Also, according to the hares, there will be some good shiggy).

Brownie's Party This Saturday!

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120 Deer Path

Apt B

Mantiou Springs, CO

80829

Be there, bitches.

Pay no attention to this post:

CKH3 #117 (December 8th):

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Here's a map to the hash this Saturday.

CKH3 #117

Well the end of the year is upon us once again and it growing colder there are some hashers that don't want to be outside on trail for a long time. Well this is the perfect hash for you, four laps and four beer checks with a warm place to conduct circle. So the Colorado Kimchi H3 is inviting all that are not doing anything Saturday, December 8, 2007 around 2 pm-ish, to come to Arctic Craft Brewery, for the last CKH3 Beer mile hash of 2007. Arctic brewery will be open at 2 pm and the Hash will start around 2:30 pm-ish. Now normal beer mile rules still apply. We will have Arctic beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Beast light for the beer mile as well as brass monkeys. If you want to do the beer mile with a different kind of beer bring it! Official legal beer mile beers must have a minimum of 5% alcohol. To check on the beer you wish to use go to http://www.beermile.com/beer_abv.beer.

Normal beer mile - 1 beer per lap (4 beers per mile)Kimchi beer mile - 1/2 brass monkey's per per (2 brass monkey's per mile)Arctic beer mile - any pint of Arctic beer per lap

Theme: last CKH3 Beer mile hash of 2007
What: Colorado Kimchi Hash #117
When: Saturday, December 8, 2007 - 2pm-ishWhere: Arctic Craft Brewery, 2506 E. Platte Place, Colorado Springs, CO 80909TRAIL: around the Arctic Brewery block
BRING: $ hash cash
Directions: From I-25, take exit #145, head east on Fillmore Street. it will eventually turn into Circle Drive. Stay on Circle Dr. till after Platte Ave. then turn west on Platte Place go about a half mile Arctic Brewery is on the right.any questions call:Arctic Brewery at (719) 243-7688 or (719) 477-1340 orBloody Z at (719) 896-0825

P.S. - The next couple Kimchi hashes listed below. There are a few open dates sign up to hare, if your tired of seeing me sign up to hare, shoot me an email to sign up to hare.
#118 - Dec. 22 - Kimchi Red Dress - Hares: MILF & Brownie
#119 - Jan. 5 - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody ZTex-Mex 2008 Jan.17-21 - in El Paso, Texas. go to http://tex-mex-2008.blogspot.com/
#120 - Jan. 19 - need a hare that does not go to Tex-Mex, sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#121 - Feb. 2 - Lick my Lincoln Birthday Hash - Hare: Lick my Lincoln
#122 - Feb. 16 - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#123 - Mar. 1 - Gay Pride Hash - Hare: Nothin but Net
#124 - Mar. 15 - Ides of March / Toga Hash - Hare: sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#125 - Mar. 29 - Green Dress Hash - Hare: sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#126 - Apr. 12 - Afghanistan Terrorist Hash - Hare: Bloody Z
#127 - Apr. 26 - 52 Card Pickup Hash - Hare: No Girth
#128 - May 10 - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody Z
#129 - May 24 - ? - Hares: brownie, Tits on the Ritz, & Lick my Lincoln
#130 & beyond - need a hare, sign up to hare email Bloody Z

Christmas Party

Is there any planning for a christmas party? Does anyone have any interest in doing this? There are a few options
14th Fri. night
15th Sat. night
21st Fri. night
22nd Sat. night

John from Arctic was wondering if we were going to do it at Arctic, and I think we should. I will bring snacks if we want to do it.
My vote is for the 14th...

Farewell

Farewell...see you all when I get back. Net all the hash stuff is at my house call my wife and she will have it ready. I will send an address when I get one.