CKH3 #2354 - Life's A Beach Hash

What: CKH3 # 234: Life's Beach Hash
When: 16 June 2012, 2:00 pm
Where: Holy Cow - 5885 Stetson Hills Blvd
Directions: Well, there are a million ways to get here, but it is on the South East corner of Stetson Hills and Powers Blvd. Stetson Hills Blvd is North of Barnes Road and south of Woodman Blvd.
Hares: Juicy Pearl & Deep Throat
Bring: Hash cash, ID (preferably, your own), shag bags, chalk, sunscreen, sunglasses, bikini's/speedos, welder's masks to protect your eyes, psychiatric counselors, Bob's Mom, Piggus' dignity, virgins and lube (flavored-preferred).
Notes: Trail is dog friendly, but on-before/on-in are not. Advise having additional funds in case you work up an appetite.

CKH3 #233

What: CKH3 # 233
When: 19 May 2012, 2:00 pm
Where: Mill Hill Saloon: 1668 South 21st Street 80904
Directions: Take exit 141 for US-24 W/Cimarron St; Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Pikes Peak/Woodland Park; Turn left onto W Cimarron St.; Continue straight onto US-24 W/W Cimarron St.; Turn Left onto S 21st St.; Turn right onto Skyview Ln, destination will be on the left
Harettes: C3 and Just Christine
Bring: Hash Bag (well stocked), $5, Own Mug, and your most courageous virgins
Notes: Trail is A-B A to B, long with car backs, hares will have some water but pack/dress according to weather. Trail is dog friendly, but on-before and on-in are not. Call C3 for hash hound accommodations.

CKH3 # 232 Bikini Water Fight Hash Run

What: CKH3 # 232 Bikini Water Fight Hash Run
When: 19 May 2012, 2:00 pm
Where: Garden of the Gods Trading Post (back patio); 324 Bekcers Ln, Manitou Springs, CO 80829
Directions: Take exit 141 for US-24 W/Cimarron St; Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Pikes Peak/Woodland Park; Turn left onto W Cimarron St.; Continue straight onto US-24 W/W Cimarron St.; Turn right onto S 31st St.; Turn left onto W Colorado Ave.; Continue onto Manitou Ave.; Turn right onto Beckers Ln
Hare: Whore-2-Culture
Bring: Water Warfare weapons (water guns, squirt guns, water balloons, etc), Hash Bag (well stocked did I mention the WATER? change of clothes, shoes, socks, etc), $5, Own Mug, a desire for wetness and your bravest virgins
Notes: Trail is A-B-C with 2 beer stops. Wear something you don't mind getting wet, there will be water! Bikini's for the Harriette's of course!

CKH3 #231 - Cinco deMayo - 3M Style

What: CKH3 #231 - Theme: Cinco deMayo! (You know Mexican Shite!)
When: May 5, 2012; 2:00
Where: Swirl Wine Emporium, 717 Manitou Ave, Manitou Springs, CO  80829

Directions:  At exit 141, take ramp right toward Manitou Spgs / Pikes Peak; Turn left onto US-24 West / W Cimarron St; Pass Travelodge on the left in 2.2 mi; Take ramp right and follow signs for US-24-BL; Turn right onto US-24 Blvd / Manitou Ave; Arrive at 717 Manitou Ave Manitou Springs, CO 80829

Hare: 3M - Mexican Marble MunchierBring: $5, virgins, and Hash Bag, personal mug, and of course, Lube (psst this is Kimchi, duh)!

Kimchi UPdate, 25 April...Here Hare - come here you fuzzy little (*^*#

Howdy GANG!  It is your friendly yet missing in action Kimchi Hare Raiser!  Guess what…OMG we need hares.  As I wait anxiously to hear from our mighty 3M regarding the Cinco De Mayo Hash. I am caught in the conundrum of what to do about the Rest of May and ALL of June.  NOW, our adoring Juciy Pearl originally reserved the 19^th for himself, but do to other obligations needs to reschedule to Jun 2…as long as we can find a replacement HARE. 

I am TIED up until June at the earliest….sorry gang, the ropes and ball gag beckon or I would take it.  SO…I know somewhere over the rainbow there is SOMEONE wanting to HARE in the next few weeks…..PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE with Cinnamon on top?  There is a hasher out there somewhere who has yet to get laid….step right up it doesn’t hurt much and you KNOW Kimchi ALWAYS provides plenty of LUBE. 

The Hare listing as I have it is listed below.  I will send out another obnoxious message by Sunday morning if I don’t hear something…and the tongue lashing will continue until SOMEONE gives in. 

231 - 05/05/2012 – 3M: Cinco de Mayo
232 - 05/19/2012 –
233 - 06/02/2012
234 - 06/16/2012 - (Father’s Day Theme???)
235 - 06/30/2012 - Triple D! (co-hare to be named - theme to be decided)
236 - 07/14/2012 – C3 and Queer Eye (Theme to be decided)
237 - 07/28/2012 – Kimichi Analversary - Mismanagement
238 - 08/11/2012
239 - 08/25/2012
240 - 09/08/2012
241 - 09/22/2012
242 - 10/06/2012 - Triple D! (co-hare to be named - theme to be decided)
243 - 10/20/2012 - (Hallowe'en Theme??)
244 - 11/03/2012 - (Election Day Theme?)
245 - 11/17/2012 –
246 - 12/01/2012
247 - 12/15/2012 - (So it WASN'T the end of the World As We Know It Theme??)
248 - 12/29/2012 – Not So Silent Bob

Boldly Going On-on

Starship InHerThighs

CKH3 Hare Raiser

StarshipInHerThighs@gmail.com

CKH3 #230 - Part 1 Of Springs Spring Quint

What:  CKH3 #230Part 1 of Springs spring quint.
When: April 21st, 2012 2ish pm
Where:  Haceinda de Girth, 524 E. Uintah St., CS, CO 80903
Hare: NoGirth
Bring: $5, virgins, and fun attitude.
Notes:  A-B, dogs OK.

CKH3# 229 - Century Club Meets the Beer Mile

What: CKH3 #229 - Century Club Meets the Beer Mile

When: Saturday, April 7th at 2:00 PM

Where: 3M’s Place: 2108 Manitoba Dr., Colorado Springs, Co. 80910  

Hare: 3M (Mexican Marble Muncher)

Theme:  Century Club meets the Might Beer Mile

Directions: Exit 4. Take exit 139 to merge onto US-24 E toward Airport/Limon; Take the Union Blvd exit; Continue straight; Turn left onto S Union Blvd; Take the 2nd right onto Preuss Rd; Take the 1st left onto Boggs Pl; Take the 3rd left onto Manitoba Dr; Destination will be on the right

Bring: $5, strong stomach with at least one layer of grease (to help absorb the alcohol), and stuff for the BBQ 

following the trails. 

Notes:  The rules are simple:  for the Century Club complete 100 shots of 11or 12% beer in 100 minutes – trail is determined by our own 3M.  For the Beer Mile:  Complete one beer every quarter mile (you must finish the beer before starting on the next quarter mile) – Trail determines once again by 3M. 

CKH3 #228 - Kimchi Green Dress Run

What: CKH3 #228 - Kimchi Green Dress Run
When: Saturday, Mar 27th at 2:00 PM
Where: Tony's Downtown Bar - 311 N Tejon St, Colorado Springs, CO 80903, (719) 228-6566.  http://www.tonysdowntownbar.com
Hare: Meals on Wheels and Poop
Theme:  Green Dress Run - Lucky be a Lady!
Directions: Exit 142, Bijou Street toward Downtown; Turn left onto W Bijou St; Turn right onto W Kiowa St; Turn left to stay on W Kiowa St; Turn left onto N Cascade Ave; Turn right onto E Platte Ave; Turn left onto N Tejon St
Bring: $5, warm clothes, head lamp, curiousity, ID, CASH and VIRGINS!
Notes:  This will be a Turkey/Eagle Hash.  There is a Bar Hop for the Turkey's and a Trail for the Eagles.

CKH3 - Trail update. Looking for some Hares!

It is that time again for folks to sign up for the next round of Kimchi Trails.  There must be a brave hare or harriett out there SOMEWHERE!  So far here is what the rest of the year looks like.

228 - 03/24/2012 – Meals On Wheels & Poop (Theme: Lucky be a Lady... St. Patty's Day Green Dress Run)
229 - 04/07/2012 – 3M: Century Club
230 - 04/21/2012 – No Girth
231 - 05/05/2012 – 3M: Cinco De Mayo
232 - 05/19/2012
233 - 06/02/2012
234 - 06/16/2012
235 - 06/30/2012 - Triple D! (co-hare to be named - theme to be decided)
236 - 07/14/2012
237 - 07/28/2012 – Kimichi Analversary -  Mismanagement
238 - 08/11/2012
239 - 08/25/2012
240 - 09/08/2012
241 - 09/22/2012
242 - 10/06/2012 - Triple D! (co-hare to be named - theme to be decided)
243 - 10/20/2012
244 - 11/03/2012
245 - 11/17/2012 – Starship B-Day Hash
246 - 12/01/2012
247 - 12/15/2012
248 - 12/29/2012 – Not So Silent Bob

CKH3 # 227

What: CKH3 #227
When: Saturday, Mar 10th at 2:00 PM
Where:Willie's South:  1865 N Circle Dr, Colorado Springs, (719) 389-0607

Who: Mystery Hare
Directions:  Exit 145, take ramp right and follow signs for Fillmore St; Turn left onto W Fillmore St; Keep straight onto N Circle Dr; Arrive at 1865 N Circle Dr Colorado Springs, CO 8090

Bring: $5, warm clothes, head lamp, and a desire for shiggy, curiousity and VIRGINS!   

CKH3 #226

What: CKH3 #226
When: Saturday, Feb. 25th at 2:00 PM
Where: Coach's Sports Bar, 729 Garden of the Gods Road, Colorado Springs, CO 80907, (719) 599-8229
Who: Piggus Dickus and NBN and Mystery Hare
Directions: Exit at Garden of the Gods Rd. from I-25 (#146) and head west towards the mountains. Coach's is on the left (south) at Chestnut in the strip-mall.
Bring: $5, warm clothes, head lamp, and a desire for shiggy. Trail is 3-5 miles with multiple beer checks and is A to B. Not dog friendly.

 

See you ALL there!

CKH3 #225 - F*ck Valentines Day

What: CKH3 # 225 - F*ck Valentines Day Hash

When: Saturday, 11 February, 2:00 pm


Where: Joe's Bar, 4763 Flintridge Drive, Colorado Springs, CO 80918 (Flintridge & Academy)

Hares: Triple D & C3Directions: From I-25: Take exit 146 for Garden of the Gods Rd; Following onto Austin Bluffs Pkwy; Take the ramp to N Union Blvd; Turn left onto N Union Blvd; Turn right onto N Academy Blvd; Turn right onto Flintridge Dr

Bring: Fully loaded shag bag for after (including dry socks/shoes) for after trail, Hapi Coat, Warm Stuff (it is still winter people!), lanyards (we've made tags!). MUST HAVE ID ON TRAIL, headlamps/flashlights - enter without on your own risk, your shining personalities but leave the whining at home!

Attire: Hash attire, Valentines theme acceptable including a pink dress if you've got one ;)

Notes: Trail will be 5 to 6 miles A to B, so come prepared, car backs will br provided for those who need to leave right after circle (FRB's only). The Hares are providing food at Joes Bar. We'll drive all those who stay back to the start point after circle is done. Bring koozies on trail to improve discretion (if possible)! However, there will be STIFF penalites for those who forget, so help your fellow hashers out and bring extras.

CKH3 #224 - Starship's Virgin Lay

What: CKH3 #224

When: Saturday, January 28 at 2:00pm

Where: Garden of the Gods Trading Post - 324 Beckers Ln, Manitou Springs, CO 80829

Directions: I-25 to Bijou Exit.  Go West to Walnut; go Left (South).  Follow to Colorado; go Right (West) follow into Manitou (Manitou Ave).  Turn Right (North) onto Beckers and take next immediate right.   From I-25 and Cimarron: Slight right onto US-24 W/Cimarron St/Midland Expy.  Turn right onto S 31st St. Turn left onto W Colorado Ave.  Continue onto Manitou Ave.  Turn right onto Beckers Ln.  Turn right. 

Hare: Starship InHerThighs & Piggus Dickus

Bring: $5, Hash Bag, Dress for the weather, lube for the visitors; but don’t forget the virgins.  Pet friendly except for On-After. 

Notes:  Lots of Shiggy…he he he…

CKH3 # 223 - First Hash of the 2012!

When: 14 Jan 2011—1400 hours (2pm)

Where: Frankies Too--7376 McLaughlin Road  Falcon, CO 80831-4713

Hares:  Lip Lock Me and Coo Coo Cock

On Before: Same bar at 1300 hours (1pm)

Bring: $5, your own mug, shag bag with warm clothes, whistle

Dogs: Not on this trail…sorry.

Directions: Google Map the above address…the bar is about 6 miles east of Woodmen and Powers. Take Woodmen…after WalMart in Falcon, turn right on Meridian and Frankies is on the left side of the divided road.

There will be food, fire and of course beer at the On-In.

CKH3 # 222 - New Year's Eve Hash

What: CKH3 #222 

When: Saturday, 31 December at 2:00pm

Where:  Caddy Shack Lounge (4856 Galley Rd.

Directions:  Just East of Wooten on Galley – North Side of the road; From I-25:  Take Hwy 24/Airport (Platte) Exit; follow to Murray Blvd; go North (left) to Galley Rd, go East (right).  Destination will be on the left. 

Hares:  NSSB and Piggus (Maybe Stormy too)

Bring:  A change of clothes