THAT BITCH IS CRAZY PRELUBE!

When: Thursday, May 26th at 6:00pm! Be there!

Where: Casa de Raisin
1512 Keaton Ln.
Colorado Springs, Co. 80909

Hares: Raisin Smuggler, Donnie the Retard & Cocktor Spork

Bring: $10 hash cash and the desire to get your swerve on! Cost will cover food and beer. Trail will be a Kimchi beer mile (Special Olympics tab, anyone?) with an after-party to follow.

Notes: As a reminder for our festivities on Friday, kegs will be tapped at noon! Registration begins from 12:00pm to 6:00pm. You will need $10 at registration if you want to do the KIMCHI INTERHASH WINGS, which of course you know you want to do! And yes...BRING LUBE!

CKH3 #206 Judgment Day Hash

What: CKH3 #206 Judgment Day Hash

When: Saturday, May 21st at 2:00pm

Where: Colorado Mountain Brewery
11202 Rampart Hills View
Colorado Springs, Co. 80921

Directions: Off the intersection of I-25 and Interquest Parkway

Hare: Juicy Pearl

Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins (literally) and a shag bag since the trail will be shiggilicious. Bring cash, Colorado Mountain Brewery doesn't do pitchers, so it's either a growler or a pint at a time. Don't recommend bringing the four-legged friends, as the shiggy may be pretty nasty and it will limit options at both start and finish for the hasher, but if they are willing to adapt, the dogs aren't absolutely verboten.

Notes: It will be the Judgement Day hash since all of us hashers are very unlikely to disappear in the Rapture anyways. It will be a day of saints and sinners, demons and angels, heavenly wenches and arrogant bastards. The 21st is also Triple D's birthday, so appropriate festivities will be included. Just want to let everyone know birthday attire is also appropriate.

CKH3 #205 Fuck, it's Zorro! Siete De Mayo Hash

When: Saturday, May 7th at 2:00pm

Where: Pale Horse Bar and Lounge
204 North Union Boulevard
Colorado Springs

Directions: See Google Maps

Hare: Cunta Cumeleon

Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins, black cape, black mask, hat and (optional) sword. (I want to see 3M in his Lucha Libre Mask)

Notes: This IS a costume hash. Trail is A to B. Dogs ok.

CKH3 #204 F@ck the Bunny, it's Bob's Birthday Hash

When: April 23rd at 2:00pm When: Hacienda de Girth 524 E. Uintah St. Colorado Springs, Co. 80903 Directions: See Google Maps Hares: No Girth & Not So Silent Bob Bring: $5 hash cash and some joie de vivre (joy of life in French for all you non-world travelers). Trail will be A to A+ and is dog friendly, except one BN. Notes: As Easter is the next day, wear your best Easter bonnet. We will also be celebrating Bob and his stepdad No Girth's birthday, so of course presents for the birthday boys will be accepted! (Sorry the info is posted all together. I've been trying to fix it and still keeps posting the same.)

CKH3 #203 THE CENTURY CLUB

When: Saturday, April 9th at 2:00pm

Where: Casa de Mexican Marble Muncher
2108 Manitoba Dr.
Colorado Springs, Co. 80910

Directions: See Google Maps

Bring: $5 hash cash, virgins and a real thirst for beer!

Notes: Woohoo...it's that time of year again! Get ready to participate in this fantabulous event! Not all will remain standing in the end. There will be patches available for those who complete the 100 ounces in 100 minutes!
*If you're not sure what The Century Club is, please refer to the video on Nuthin' but Net's hashspace page.

PS. While dogs are welcome before and after the hash, it would be appreciated if they can be kept in the cars while the laps are being done so no one trips or gets run over.

Office Space Party at the Curly Tail

Hey gang,

For those interested, there will be an Office Party at the Curly Tail. Come sample some beers from Northern Colorado. Particulars are:

Date: Friday, 25 March
Time: anytime after 6:30pm
Place: The Curly Tail
1323 Sanderson Ave
Colorado Springs, CO 80915

Bring something to snack on (we have several growlers to go through, and there is Cherry Stout on tap).

I am sure we can watch Office Space for those wanting to study up for the trail the next day.

See you then!
- Piggus

Japan's nuclear crisis explained Kimchi style...

Be sure to watch it full screen to see the subtitles, unless you speak Japanese.

CKH3 #202 The Office Space Hash

When: Saturday, March 26th at 2:00PM

Where: Maria Bonita Mexican Restaurant
1625 W Uintah St.
Colorado Springs, Co. 80904

Directions: Parking Lot of Mountain Mama's off of East Uintah - we'll be in the Mexican restaurant/bar in the corner of the lot.

Hare: Triple D

Bring: $5 hash cash, shag bag, Office Space Attire / Character Knowledge / Props appreciated!

Notes: "Work Hard, PLAY HARDER" Trail is A to B and approx 5 to 6 miles - bring a shag bag with dry socks and shoes - possibility of getting feet wet.
2+ beer stops and playground checks!!! Prepare to have fun!
On After? YES, TBA @ Circle!

CKH3 #201 Green Dress Run

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!! GREEN DRESS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

When: 2:00 PM Saturday 12 March 2011 (1400 hours for Keeps it UP)

Where: Triple Nickel Tavern, 26 S. Wahsatch Ave, Colorado Springs 80903—Google Map it!!!

Hare: Lip Lock ME----and it’s LIVE trail bitches!!!!!

Theme: The Anal St Patrick’s Day Parade will have just ended downtown. So bring your GREEN DRESS and all of your favorite GREEN STUFF and things.

Notes: Not dog friendly unless you want poochy sitting in the car before and after the trail.

Bring: $5, whistle, green dress and stuff and things

CKH3 #200 Platte Road Challenge 2

When: Saturday, February 26th at 2:00pm

Where: Tequila Tavern, 525 Juanita St. (East on Platte from Circle, on the South side)

Bring: $5, virgins, thirst for beer, shots, etc, ID, extra cash for pub crawl and lube!

!!!!Cum join the Kimchi for a pub crawl down Platte Avenue to celebrate our 200^th run!!!!

MOPP 73 1/2

When: Saturday, February 12th at 6:00PM

Where: This is it! Lounge, 1367 North Academy Boulevard

Hare: Raisin Smuggler

Bring: $5, headlamp, virgins and a thirst for ice cold beer

CKH3 #199 Wonderland Hash

When: Saturday, January 29th at 2:00PM

Where: Victory World Outreach (Big JESUS sign) parking lot, 3150 S. Academy Blvd

Directions: Turn on Boychuk Ave off Hancock and Academy. Park near the big ass JESUS sign farthest away from the building. Cumeleon's cell 719-896-0643.

Hares: Cunta Cumeleon and Iwanna Kummona Iquana

Bring: $5, virgins, thirst for beer, warm clothes, tweedle dum and tweedle dee maybe some tea

Notes: Cum and follow the white rabbit, and join the tea party! Trail is A to B. Dress for the weather.

CKH3 #198

When: Saturday, January 15th at 2:00PM

Where: HP Office parking lot, 301 S. Rockrimmon Blvd

Hare: Raisin Smuggler

Bring: $5, virgins, thirst for beer, warm clothes!, headlamp/flashlight

D’erections: There is an entrance to the HP campus on the South side of Rockrimmon. You’ll want to park on the South side of the East end of the main building, near the pond. I’ll be there at 1:30, my cell number is 719-359-3387.

Notes: Trail is A to A+, bring shag bag with warm clothes as circle will be outdoors.

CKH3 #197 The 1 Hash You Don't Wanna Miss

When: Saturday, January 1st at 2:00pm

Where: Jim's Neighborhood Lounge
1833 Peterson Rd.
Colorado Springs, Co. 80915
719-591-8245

Directions: Roughly (yeah baby) at Palmer Park and Peterson Rd.

Hares: Not So Silent Bob, Stormpooper & Bob's Mom

Bring: $5 hash cash, a thirst for some ice cold beer, virgins, a shag bag and flavored condoms for Bob's mom. A hangover is strongly encouraged.

Notes: Cum one, cum all to have a good time! Trail is A to B or A to A+ (who knows) and probably not dog friendly. Dress for the weather. Tasty victuals and Bob's mom to be had on trail. ****A late night After Lube Trail to be announced in circle.****