Monday, July 30, 2007

CKH3 #108


What: CKH3 #108
When: Saturday, August 4th @ 4:00 PM
Where: The Caddy Shack Lounge, 4856 Galley Road in Colorado Springs.
Directions: Off of the northeast corner of Galley and Wooten in the strip-mall.
Hares: Nappy Headed WHORE and Lick My Lincoln and some "vato looking guy."
Bring: The usual $5 and hankering for brewed beverages.
Notes: There will be a turkey/eagle split to accommodate those who desire maximum/minimum distance. Oh, and Brownie is a wanker.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Mugs.....

Sir Awesome, Brownie (he named himself that once) will be at Artic tonight sometime between 6-10 pm to reward patient hashers with the ever so elusive drinking vessel…..

On On
Nappy

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

come support your Kimchi hares!


Monday, August 6, come on out and enjoy a long, strange trip to celebrate the birthday of one of the best musicians the world has ever known, Jerry Garcia!

Trail will start at precisely 6:20PM-ish from the Red Rocks Lounge in Old Colorado City. Hares will be Boring Lump Of Shit, Happy Sock, and brownie.

Trail is slowpoke friendly. Assuming one isn't a complete idiot (I know, that's a stretch for a hasher...), walkers shouldn't finish too far behind the FRBs.

Be sure to wear your tie-dye!

gratefully yours,
brownie

mugs

Mugs are finally in, and they turned out pretty good. There are some problems though.

First off, if you're not on the following list, you didn't get a mug. I had a few people come up to me at Granny's hash on Saturday and ask about the mugs, seems like they thought they're getting one but I had no recollection of them ever paying me or even telling me they wanted a mug. This list was passed around several times, and if you ain't on it, oh well.

brownie
Grannylingus
WOP
Fairy Fluffer
Late Nite Drive Trough
Lick My Lincoln
Lady Does Suck
Wet Spot
Bone Sucker
Ass Gagger
Dust Balls
Donnie the Retard
ESPN
Anal Bead Chainsaw
Nuthin' But Net
MILF
Tits on the Ritz
Vaginatarian
Little Ring Riding Hood
Nappy Headed WHORE

Second, there are two mugs for Nappy, so I'm afraid someone on that list ain't gonna get a mug either. When I find out who got shorted I'll shoot an e-mail back to the mug guy, but with the way he's been working with me I can't guarantee anything.

Lastly, I'm not responsible for spelling errors. I think they spelled WOP wrong (WOOP). I have the e-mail with the names on it, and I made myself very clear to the guy to use my list. So don't yell at me if your mug says "Nothing Butt Net."

I will try to get to Arctic this Friday to hand out the mugs.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

8-4-07 Hash?

It seems like we already had our analversary, what with GM changeover and all. Further, I had a lot of fun at the last trail, and would prefer to go ahead and consider it an all time hash event. For fuck's sake, Brownie made a bouncing-behind-the-back beer pong shot! That was EPIC!

So this next hash, 8-4-07 (which was supposed to be the analversary), is up in the air. Was supposed to be mismanagement, but Brownie can't make it, blah blah blah. So what should we do?


If there are no other ideas, I have a trail in mind. It would start at a bar, be A to B, end somewhere in the dirt so we could be loud and stupid, and best of all, we'd be near a bar at the end (not Arctic, sorry) so we could continue the mayhem into the on-after.


The thing is, I was thinking of running it with a turkey/eagle split (I'd be laying the turkey of course), so that all you marathon-Brownie-superhuman-hasher-types would be able to get your fitness and what not. Plus my trail would be somewhat direct and straight-ish. Not boring, but definitely not long and drawn out.


So Nappy Headed WHORE, are you up for laying this with me? Lincoln? Bloody ZZZ?


Also, if someone has a better idea, I could easily just put this one on the backburner for awhile. No biggie.

you're all a bunch of worthless pieces of shit...

...that being said, you can see Happy Sock's pics from the last Kimchi hash here.

Monday, July 23, 2007

GM Changeover (San Francisco Style):

While I am pleased to announce the reign of the newest GM in the land of Kimchi, I must say that I was a little disturbed by the changeover ceremony....

Either way, mad props to MILF. Just don't turn us into a turn-based hash with ten sided dice and fire breathing elves....

Tears in my beer (in a plastic cup):

Wow, people in Texas have their own hash mugs. I wonder what that feels like....

good times!


Friday, July 20, 2007

Calling all Kimchi

Its been a life long dream of mine to play dodge ball professionally. This may not be professional but at least its gona be competitive. I am putting together a Dodge ball team to play in the wonderful Colorado Springs City league. I will be at Artic tonight with all the details.

All Games are on WED nights. The first Match is 6pm. Because of the rotating schedule we might play at 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, or 9pm.



Fall DodgeballDivision:
CoedGames: 8 matches per team
Early Registration: July 23-August 3 / Fee: $90/team
Registration: August 6-10 / Fee: $140/team
NOTE: Officials Fees are not included on the registration cost
Season: September 4-November 2

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

CKH3 #110 ?

Yo' Lincoln! Are we haring that hash in Old Colorado City on September 1st? That's the next available date. Let me know.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Virgin Update:

Just Genni, the virgin from the hash in Palmer Park, assured me that she would be there this Saturday for Granny's hash. She said that she had a great time, and that she could " drink all those bitches under the table." Her words, not mine. Looks like she'll have a great opportunity to prove it as there will be 15.5 gallons of PBR at our disposal. I'm looking forward to it.

Monday, July 16, 2007

CKH3 # 107



What: CKH3 # 107
When: Saturday, 7-21-07 @ 3:00PM
Where: Janitell Middle School, 7635 Fountain Mesa Rd.
Directions: Off of I-25, take exit #132. Head north (away from Ft. Carson), and make a left at Fountain Mesa Rd. (the stoplight where Lowe’s is). The school is just past the 7-11 on the right.
Bring: $5 and the usual crap, plus a thirst for beer!

Sunday, July 15, 2007

July 21st Start Point

Hey all,
The start point for the Wheeler Squealer B-day and House Warming Hash is the Janitell Middle school, across the street from Lowe's in Fountain. The highlight of the night will be after the short possible shiggy trail the PBR will be ice cold and flowing Start time around 3ish.

Friday, July 13, 2007

BFE PICS

Here are the pics from BFE...............


I guess I would have taken more if I had not passed out at 5pm. STUPID BLOODY MARYS!!!!!


on on

Nappy

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Granny!

Is Granny's party on for the 21st? I'm ready for some PBR!

mugs

Hey folks, the mugs are in the mail! If you ain't on this list, you ain't getting a mug. And if you are on this list, like it or not, you are getting a mug!

brownie
Grannylingus
WOP
Fairy Fluffer
Late Nite Drive Trough
Lick My Lincoln
Lady Does Suck
Wet Spot
Bone Sucker
Ass Gagger
Dust Balls
Donnie the Retard
ESPN
Anal Bead Chainsaw
Nuthin' But Net
MILF
Tits on the Ritz
Vaginatarian
Little Ring Riding Hood
Nappy Headed WHORE

I'll never work with this company again, that's for sure. Lost quite a bit of loot on the shipping fiasco. So if anyone wants to buy me a pint when they get their mug, that'd be cool. And if it just happens to be a pint of jager, that would be extra cool!

BFE Pictures:

Hey, did anyone take pictures at BFE? We have some alumni asking about it on the other web page. If anyone did, how can we access these pictures?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Monday, July 9, 2007

Kimchi Appreciation Night @ Arctic!


Wankers, come get some love showered unto you at Arctic Craft Brewery this Friday the 13th of July. John and Aaron feel that they would not have gotten through the winter without us (yay! who says drinking doesn't benefit others?!?) and want to show their gratitude to us Kimchi's by helping us do what we do best......guzzling down tons of good beer!

We love John, Aaron, and Miss Rachel, and will all be more than happy to come drink their microbrews for $2 a glass. Please meet us at Artic this Friday and be ready to gets sum good luvin'. Thanks guys!

What: Kimchi Appreciation Night

When: 13 JULY 07

Where: Arctic Craft Brewery, 2506 E. Platte Place,

Why: Cuz we're baddass yo!

Post Script: P2H4's, and all you other hashers that are available to drink and party, you know we love you too--won't you please join us?

Monday, July 2, 2007

Reminder/Update:

Hey Kimchi Kids! Just a quick reminder that you'll need to bring your $35 if you'd like to purchase one of the super cool happy coats that Wheeler Squealer brought us from Korea (what a nice lady). This includes you Texas people who want one. Send a check or something! Supplies are limited, so make sure to get one before they sell out. I think we have about 8-10.

On a side note, if you're going to be in town, make sure to make the Palmer Park trail on 7 JUL 07. Should be a good one. No themes, no frills, just some good old shiggy trail through the best park in all the land... and malt liquor. What a combo.